/smg/ - Stock Market General

rectum edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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PAIN

hello goyim

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

here's to hoping for a bigger slide for accumulating shares and then another golden bull for 5-8 years. retirement here i come

lets up the stakes

how much (you)s?

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IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
why didnt you listen to him?

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To summarise the last few hours
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fucking forgetting the images. maybe i've got the old-timers disease

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Plungers when?

no pain no gain
Boomer no coiners btfo

2% in an hour

THIS IS FINE GUYS, ITS JUST A DRILL

h-hold me

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Wheres did the /SMG/ thread maker user go? His threads were the best

this is what i was wanting to do to

not sure what you mean, right now im paying 800 a month in rent that i get nothing from. I could instead pay 1100 a month in mortgage + insurance + maintenance and get back 200-900 a month in equity, every single month, plus have a place to rent out for an entirely free $1300+ a month when rents reach that point

repost for this new golden bull thread

FUCK EVERYTHING

IM SICK OF THIS SHIT

*Blocks your path*

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>his

You're complaining because I'm a straight white male, aren't you?

I wanna do this during the next crash when interest rates are through the roof.

I can use my VA loan to get a loan with interest rates way below the normal

My point was that you have to assume that the property will necessarily appreciate. It's definitely not a certainty. What about natural disasters or immigrants moving in en masse around you?

so yesterday was basically one big short cover and now we are back on the roller coaster straight to hell

straight white males no longer have rights. we are all criminals that should be in jail because we were born white and decided to be straight.

We're going lower than 2400 aren't we...

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Heh, *teleports behind you*

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If you don't buy this saggy shit for flipping in a day, how do you expect to ever make it?

is this the only bear market ever that hasn't been accompanied by an economic recession? the GDP is still at like 3.5% and growing I think.

this bear market should be fake and gay. DCA until its oger

>not putting all your eggs on ETFs
I'll be laughing in my mansion at you poor fucks

Thanks Donald !
You can stop now !

I was lucky enough to be out of the market because stock exchanges were closed in Europe.
Though I don't think I would have lost that much. I like to think that I've learned to cut my losses when the market doesn't move my way.

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I hope to see you at the riots one day, user.

Rumors that Trump and Powell will finally meet and talk about shit

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desu last time the market went to shit first and then the recession hit. All the niggers waz saying that shit was all good and the best in 2007-2008 as well

Get Rekt Bulls

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The recession never ended. GDP is up but that doesn't mean americans can get jobs

You're assuming that the stocks were at fair market value when the truth is that they were pumped by free money and tax cuts.
The market can be in a bear market without a recession.

you believe everything reported? I can tell you there is no real work going on in america right now. shit has been at a standstill for 9 months. consumers are piling on the debt at a record pace buying discretionary goods.

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Get fucked, bulls.

> - 400 Dow
lol bears is that all you've got?

we hit lowest unemployment rates in history, so I dont think thats it

this makes sense. but any S&P stock below 15 p/e (depending on the sector) is basically on sale right now as S&P's historical average is 15-18. or is that kind of thinking retarded and I should feel bad too?

Bend the knee.

Rumors are the fat lady is dead and can't sing, the selling will never end.

-400 everyday for the next week.
Finish with a green day of +200
"Lol told you bears."

lol if you think 15 is still not overbought you should check other markets. Europe at 10 and a few EMs at 5

>MUH GOLDEN BVLL
Lmao get rekt

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If should have voted for Hilary

I'm not going to act like I know shit. I only trade swings. So take this with a pound of salt.
But usually the market overbuys and oversells. It never just stops at fair market value because nobody knows where that is and because momentum and sentiment play a role.
Concerning the P/E you have to consider that earnings are expected to fall. So the P/E can get worse again even if the stock prices don't go up.

Check out F p/e
If they survive the next recession, it'd be an amazing buy

bears in control for now. PPT on suicide watch

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You're about to get your shit pushed in by the Plunge Protection Brigade Bear cucks

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>comparing the US to yuropoors
you're better than this user

Unemployment =/= labor force participation which shat the bed under Obama and which Trump has only held steady

Wait what if the 24th was actually the second bunny ear on the VIX from October, and we're actually at the start of a new golden bull run that's going to last 30 years?

You think rumors will save us from the popping of a QE bubble? Face it the end is nigh! You should be investing in canned food, land, and guns!

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is the right time to buy houses at a stock market bottom is that what yoru saying? I've never bought so I will have a HFA loan available to me.

I can also get 3 bed houses in all white areas for well under 200k right now, like 160k without a problem, and i make 40k a year, so i was thinking of buying to start accumulating equity and eventually have a rentable property to build free equity in in the future

>Dollar-cost-averaging works great in an uptrend, but it can damage your account if used in a downtrend or bear market. When the market changes direction, as it has lately, you must adjust to it. The strategies that brought you profits in an uptrend are not going to work well in a downtrend.


Is this true?

I am waiting for really gay call spread to expire tomorrow for +25%, nothing to do until tomorrow.

Waiting on bank wire for today's buy out of boredom. send help

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>Plunge Protection Brigade
Sounds like it was made up by this retard

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yes

I'm done with stocks for now, being unemployed ups the panic too much
Gonna move my shit to a 1yr 2.75% cd or something and ask them to just cash the interest out to my checking or something if possible. 125$/mo for free is better than riding this turmoil.

> -287 DOW

wow Bears. This is just sad now

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how long does your bank transfer's take? Ally allows for uncleared deposits to be invested so it only takes 30 mins to request a money transfer and lock in a trade. pretty based

my bank won't send their wires for the day until mid-day local time, Chase private client meme. At least they're free wires.

that's a breakout straight downward pattern.

no that is not true. DCA works both ways, up and down. The purpose of DCA is to limit emotions and accumulate shares at different prices to mitigate risk. compared to meme lines, its more of a law than a theory

>TA on the 1 min chart
I'm short on AMD right now but really, bro?

ryzen 3000 announcement, discount calls for me

1 min candles are useful to predict a larger trend, look for gap ups/downs. You think real-time data is useless? fine with me.

reminder that TVIX goes up when the market is more volatile, not when the market is going down

I did, another shiny rocks batch is otw to me next week

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I like this song. Also my go-to whenever someone asks for a song in 5/4 time.

thats a nice dividend, but theyve been trending downard for the last 5 years

No, I just think that if the PPT or anybody else decides to fuck you in the ass like yesterday your 1 min chart won't account for shit.
I'm still short on AMD because the 1 day chart is bearish and because the broader market is going down.

Where are all you smug as fuck bullfaggots now? Where the fuck are you? (((golden bull))) LMAO! How fucking cucked are you? You bought the dip? LOL

yet all of you faggots laughed at me when I said it was going to go down again tomorrow, fuck you bullcucks, Bearfags win again!

you're short, like weekly puts amirite?

Yeah. Though in the last weeks I usually closed my puts every day because of the high volatility.

You sound like a child who just learned what bear and bull mean.

News flash, kiddo: markets are up and down everyday. Most investors buy and hold. If you can't stomach a 5% dip, gtfo of the market

bullfags are retarded

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The market is actually higher now than it was 30 seconds ago... Bears about to jump out the window.

Robinhood allows instant trading even if the bank wont clear for 1-3 days or whatever is typical. although it might take a few to actually clear before they trust that it will consistently clear, i dont remember

We're reaching tripfag critical mass. A culling is needed.

So are we officially in recession territory yet?

>30 seconds
woah really makes you think

Tripfag short squeeze occuring. People shorting Tripfags on suicide watch.

ok boys. Currently hodling about a quater of a million in stocks. I have about 30 grand to invest. Should I wait for the bottom then just dump it in or should I spend it on bonds?

A recession is a contracting economy. It doesn't have anything to do with the stock market.

acquiring undervalued companies being brought down by the overall market. I'll continue to do so regardless of how the market performs over the next 10 years and then retire early while you're still averaging minimum wage attempting to be a trader

>This could be the beginning of an epic bullrun...
Kek... Silly bulls

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Asking biz

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Tripfags should be put into arenas where they fight to the death. The winner retains the right to have a name. It could be made into a "pay to view" event to help stimulate the rapidly collapsing markets.

what do you think is undervalued currently

i just keep buying index funds twice a month cuz i know its guaranteed returns and i make enough money i will make it to retirement that way

individual blue chippers looking for moon shots might be better returns but the guaranteed of SPY and QQQ is too great to skip out on

> not buying the bottom
> buying bonds ever

Not gonna make it frens

spend $2000 per month on stocks for the next 15 months is probably the safest way to put that money in the market.

you could always go the bond route but you'll miss the upswing when it happens

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Put it all into waffles my friend

>ask biz
>do the opposite
do keep up, user

Is the general population, dare I say it, retarded?
>Green? Buy!
>Red???? Oh no, sell it!!
>It was green yesterday so I held it today!

>1000 point record breaking rally yesterday
>small -1.5% correction today
and the bear cucks are out of the wood work again. You guys are just pathetic, take a look at world economy and you will see we are doing great. Stop listening to basement youtubers like Peter Schiff that have been derping about doom for a decade and listen to the real professionals at news stations like cnbc

In a bubble (which current market is) it's a zero sum game , how can minority win if majority won't lose ?

best advice here

this. also impeach trump.