/smg/ - Stock Market General

Post Cute Bears Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previously on /SMG/:

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Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/16386731/r
youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
investopedia.com/terms/p/plunge-protection-team.asp
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

fuck this market

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polar bears are the cutest don't fucking dare @ me if you're just going to hate I will block you

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Up 25% today so far

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4 more days of Dildo Dump December
whos ready to start off the new year?

only one more day of losing left this week. thank god.

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How many waves before crash ta anons?

Alright I'll bite
Jumping in on NBEV and MNGA
Hope I don't get fucked over

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

regardless of whether the stocks are up or down, my companies continue to pay me an increasing amount of income.

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Poor little GBR.

getting kind of trigger happy with the earlier and earlier new breads eh?

oh well, dubs are based, and its better than pendulum's faggy threads

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>fomo
rip

Buy the dip or suffer being a no-gainer

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I already have over 70k in VTF
but I must admit lately I've been having fun scalping and shorting, does that make me a bad person?

undr 1.50 is a deal for GBR.. RAI bought a shit load of shares at 1.50 and they haven't even hit o/s yet

-8% broad market sell off please

uuuuuuuuuh, company I wanted to buy is still up and doing good

be patient. nothing is going to hold up for long.

ticker?

buy gold coated bullets

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well /smg/?

strawpoll.me/16386731/r

(pretend it has (your broker's name here) in the title)


>not having a gameplan for both bear and bull markets
never going to make it famalam

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dont understand how these so many more buyers than sellers but price keeps sliding down @_@

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I thought of getting it at 1,40something 2 days ago but didnt. Might do a small bet tomorrow.

youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

ONLY DIP I'M BUYING IS SALSA

>think of shorting something
>see all this bullish call flow
>get nervous

scalp and short all you want, put that 70K to work for you. making money from other people's mistakes doesn't make you a bad person. that is literally the entirety of my job

t. divorce and child custody lawyer

Oh nonononononononononono!!!

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What site is that?

not gonna tell you
theyre being stable for last 5 years lol, move of less than 10% in price and 10% divs all that time

BBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just buy index funds and dont sell lmao

its freakin easy, no need to watch the markets daily brehs

Power hour is gonna be interesting in this UNPROFITABLE Market right now

ahhh satan himself in the thread ha ha.....sigh

coward faggot

>Post Cute Bears Edition
ok
(note that original translation says the bears where she-bears, so image is slightly inaccurate)

what price are the buyers getting in at, and what price are the sellers selling at?

remember, volume doesnt lie

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it's a long term hold imo.. keep an eye on that o/s count though.. if it climbs to around 4mil i think it's close to something happening. its such a small float.. anything could happen

If you want a small oil gamble for just a few days with just a few bucks check out SN.. its a turd.. i know.. but it has some nice little moves up here and there and right now short interest is up and short ratio is down.. could get interesting.

no u

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We had a president that was a divorce lawyer. Wasnt too terrible. Got us into NATO n shit.

>never going to make it famalam
did you just fucking assume my strategy

I already played it in the low 2s when it pumped every few weeks, thats why i have it on watchlist.

>>did you just fucking assume my strategy
did you just fucking assume my assumptions?

(also yes)

WTI is best oil company to invest in, it survives on saudi tears and demolished OPEC dreams

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MNGA at .24 now!
HAHAHA again, ty to that user
this baby is gearing up for a nice little run
can't wait to dump hard on it tho xD

My osrs combat level is 97, I think i know everything about markets

CGA is a buy now ?

Get ya Cheapies Onipai! campball soup and newell Brand and Flower foods!

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Try some chinese fertilizer

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F

Best dividend stocks?

>tfw leaf w/ home bias

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I don't know who it is but he have some powerful bears on our side, lads. The PPT doesn't stand a chance. Everytime they try to pump they get clobbered.

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why not american fertilizer? (SMG)

depends on how you translate the ancient isrealli term for "tear apart" (mauled?)

(but yes he did)

old testament God does not fuck around

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why do all leaf women have smashed in flat faces and beer guts?

I fully intend to use this upcoming bear market to invest in index funds and other dividend stocks, but I don't understand people are so adamant about buying throughout a dip and justifying it through averaging and slow-but-steady returns.

If it's evident that things are probably going to slide for several more weeks or months, what harm does it do me to wait it out a little longer? Maybe I'll miss a dividend payout or two, but those dividends likely won't cancel out the losses. Timing the market is obviously not entirely possible, but I feel like there are more ideal and less ideal entry points in a market like this.

CGA atl. Almost time

KO, JNJ, PG, AAPL, MSFT, MMM, LOW, SBUX, T, VZ are my core group of dividend stocks

>just time the market bro
>like, just don't be a retard
>it's probably not even hard man

Correct

WHAT WAS THAT

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-500. half way there boys.

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whoops, ITW not MMM, but MMM is a fantastic dividend stock

most dividend and income stocks already crashed from the interest rate environment 2015. Buying today through the next year will ensure you FAT gains for the rest of your life

roses are red
violets are blue
omae wa mou
shindeiru

Nice get. I think cga is actually from new jersey

HERE WE GO

Bought into NWL, looks like it's time.

I SEE A BAD MOON RISING

All gains from yesterday might be unironically lost by eod, whew

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same
Engage Glue 7 thrusters

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Where are the all the bulls from yesterday?

>All gains from yesterday will be unironically lost by eod, whew
ftfy.

Yikes. Poor boomers :(

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not sure if anyone from last thread slapped that RBII ask.. but it sure is looking pretty good now.

There were no bulls. Just short covering and the limp-wristed PPT.

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GET CRATERED FAGGOTS

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*dabs on boomers*

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thankyou!
shame that it has a spelling error, and the second post i was replying to is a dead post now

SMG is a good buy though, if only for the meme of a ticker it has

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GLORIOUS PPT
CAN PUMP THROUGH ANYTHING
PUNKASS BOBO GO HOME

average in at $2 in 2019. you'll be fine.

>up 30%

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How close are we to hans zimmer -dream is collapsing

Where are my /Bobos/ at?

could have tripled your money in TVIX from october.

The bulls are getting slaughtered at the $240, we're going to close on the low boys. Clench your cheeks.

PPT SAVE US. PUMP IT.

why the fuck did I close my VXX position so early
I missed out on so much gains

looks like a good swing to me opertunity to me

why the fuck is everyone talking about PPT all of a sudden?? outside chat room trying to trade it? sure fucking sounds like it...

actually we have a golden bullbun for power hour

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parabolic on the weekly

The PPT has been causing pattern-breaking spikes all day but if the market wants to go down it's going down.
Plus there are some whales out there who tip the scale in our favor when it matters.

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I'm new here. why does everyone talk about LCI constantly in this thread?

fuck I thought RKG was larping, clearly this place affects your ability to type proper sentences

Just goes to show you how clueless this general is. Educate yourself:

investopedia.com/terms/p/plunge-protection-team.asp

goy

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By 4 o'clock, tommorow will have meant absolutely nothing lmao

Pajeet bots maybe

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if people aren't smart enough to plan for a market drop with their 4% rule, they deserve it

this is why my retirement will be 100% funded (including investment money) by dividend income and whatever is in my 401K and IRA, my high yield savings and my SSI will be for emergencies.