Put my crypto gains into work

If I'd be a hot bitch, I'd do it too, would whore myself to the higher bidder all the time. Easy money.

v nice of you to take a pic that 4channel compatible

Were gonna need a shop of that

we were just talking about this.
glad to see 33+ boomer Chad fucking 19 year old thots

...

keked

They see themselves as massage therapists, but for your cock. They enjoy sex inasmuch as a chef enjoys food.

Imagine the fucking smell.

gotchu senpai

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My man! that was the face shot I was envisioning

I don't have to imagine. it happened.

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KEK

that's a picture of two dudes.

that's what women are for...it's what they do. might as well just say "imagine being a woman"

A lot of prostitutes are legit nympho's tho user. A lot of them actually like the job they are doing.

j

I'M SO HORNY AND LONELY

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A lot of women find that body type attractive. I know its hard for KV autists to understand.

>)
There is no such thing as friendzone.

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>huff*puff*
>attempts to sit up
>huff*
>wipes sweat out of eyes at the exertion of sitting up
>opens bag of cheetos
>fat is beautiful

what place is this user?

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thats simply false lmao

not the type of whores you frequent fren

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The memes are worth so much more than any crypto lmao

>it's 2025
>chainlink has smashed through the $100 trillion dollar mark
>oldfag anons have been staking since day one and even 3rdworlders who browsed Jow Forums in 2017/18 are now in the global .001%
>millions of people kick themselves for no knowing about chainlink as every single MNC on the globe has to purchase LINK tokens every day just to run a competitive business
>retail investing faggots think to themselves 'if only I knew about LINK back then'
>some faggot r*dditor starts googling through the Jow Forums archives
>sees this thread
>realizes he threw his life away playing nintendo switch and working some faggot ass software development job and getting just'd in 'safe' equities
>sobs to himself knowing he'll never make it because he spent all his time circlejerking about drumpf instead of joining the 4th industrial revolution

>implying the woman is the one to pity
fuckin npc i swear....

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It because you are stinky linkie

Praise kek. Coming to this scammy Mongolian bait and tackle forum is finally going to pay off.

>t. wk plebbitor
of course it's true you faggot, we aren't in 1754 when whores had to suck dicks for 3 shillings to survive. The today's thots just make millions and love sex. Big daddy gubment is here to throw money at all the ones who don't want to prostitute themselves.
Never the life have been so easy for prostitutes : you can't shame them, they are post-feminists libtards heroes, they make milions, they chose their customers and half of them are so lonely and deprived of love they just want a cuddle but still pay as much as if they fucked them, they declare nothing to the IRS, they have the easiest job on earth....

fuck off you fucking cuck.

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I see where you're going with this but the guy is
> manlet
> w narrow shoulders

women aren't people user

yep literally

Even better.

What is that pic?

It kind of looks like a foot

when chainlink is dead with no volume in 2 years, i hope it can at least live on in meme form

Fucking killin it man. Good for you.

took me so long to figure out how this photo was taken.
>wheres the camera

ladyboy needs adelyn's face

>getting money to do the one thing people universally like doing except it’s with an ugly fuck
boo fucking hoo
Imagine being that guy who has to pay for sex. That’s way worse.

That "girl" is pretty gross. Look at those fucking hips and ass or lack of ass. Gross, needs some meat on her

>pointy elbows wouldnt bang

literally huh

how couldn't you see it

I mean I would still bang her if she is actually a girl but still has a gross bony ass.

thought it was from a movie.

i bet you would love to imagine being that woman, cuck

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the camera is the 3rd thing I saw.. it's right in the middle..

KEK

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

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Not a lot, very few, but also not like that. They're into bearmode, not beermode.

it's an open market, bitch

poor girl.

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>
he/ she seems happy enough.

used to be 2.50 my nibba

Hopefully you used Flex Seal for protection

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Having been with and hung out with a lot this is false. They like sex but they do not like work.

is that him in the op?

Based 69 check, epic

Second this

Based serge

>They see themselves as massage therapists, but for your cock. They enjoy sex inasmuch as a chef enjoys food.
But imagine if chefs had to eat their guest's cooking

Gobble Gobble

my gf makes a better steak than gordon ramsey but the faggot would never admit it. he would make faces and pretend it's shit.