/smg/ - Stock Market General

Women CEOs are bulls only hope edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previously on /SMG/

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wtf I bought SYF because it had a strong woman ceo and now its tanking

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Ey.

*blocks your path*

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remember if you are perma anything you're going to get fucked.

I saw someone post this a few days ago. I've coincidentally read 2 books on this list myself, so I'm sure the rest are useful reads.

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Do you want to invest in electric cars, but don't want to invest in Tesla? Look at:
GM
Honda
Toyota
Nissan
All pay excellent dividends and have good FA stats
That is all

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Sell the tips. All of them. We're going to 2000.

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When your gains get wiped out by your hedge.

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What do you mean exactly?

75% index ETFs, 25% cash. When I do blow the rest of my wad and buy in 100%?

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>buying any stock with a woman CEO ever

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Should I buy spy puts on this EOD pump?

in April after Brexit crashes the world

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imagine being a member of Family Ursidae

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

if you buy on a schedule with set amounts you have a better chance of making it than timing the market

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a lot of people made bank on AMD tho.... Lisa really turned that company around desu

I'm getting fucked on my straddle, and the PPT has shifted the momentum enough that they're not selling their gold anymore.

In 'How Women can Make money In the Stock Market', it says the best Stocks to buy are Exxon Mobile and AT&T

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Is tomorrow green or red day?

This is me

Yes

I'm gonna guess red

who the fuck knows if today is going to be a green or red day. tomorrow is a mystery

lol, exxon mobile ran out of oil to sell, and AT&T is losing market share by the minute.

Black

retail traders gunna get fucked in this consolidation

WUT SAY YOU TETRA BIO PHARMERS? WE DOING 77 CENTS OR WHAT?

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Chapter1: how to chat up stockbrokers

impressive PPT pump

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what's a a retail trader?

She's doing pretty well but I'm quite sure it's Jim Keller who turned it around. Corporations must be lining up to suck his dick.

my buy on close order, fuck! the cheapies are slipping away right through my fingertips like so many grains of sand

i consider retail anyone trading under $250,000

Oof. Good thing I closed my positions earlier.

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guess where he is now, goy

What the fuck is this market doing????

>falling for the multiday bulltrap

idk.. i remember when she became CEO.. AMD was doing terrible...

WTF :(
am remember now
have you ever complained? will you get yourr money back T_T?

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He's the guy who designed Zen and AMD K8.

Get ready for the sour half hour, bullcucks

wtf is this market

STOP BUYING PLEASE

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not knowing what purely natural organic growth is when the green candle impales 100s of bears through their ass out their mouth and into the ass of the next bear.

cope

Indices rallying pretty well during power hour here. First half of tomorrow probably green. Bulls might make make a try at the $2500 on S&P.

>that user that laughed at penny stocks
get that noose nice and tight gayboi xD

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Nah, mate. We're closing in the green. PPT really loves these last hour rallies. So do I cause I get to short the same range again and again.
Though tomorrow I'll consider going long in the last hour if they're going to do it every day from now on.

it'lll be a "CNBC has to change the headline 14 times" day

Why did I start options today

expect a drop of at least 10% tomorrow

I simply cant be bothered
the positions I had open were citibank x5 leverage so it would be liquidated by now anyway

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you're being deceived, user, this too is the work of the bears

Bears on suicide watch!

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>he bought 115K worth of a meme
>it paid off
well done user

It's beautiful what friends working together can pump. very nice.

>What the fuck is this market doing????

Whole market is trading like small cap spec stocks. I weirdly feel right at home with this. S&P is bouncing off lower line of descending channel and thinking about pushing for the upper line. Pretty straightforward as far as TA on an index goes. I'll post up a chart with meme lines showing what I mean after close in 30 minutes.

i'm not a bear, my guy

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ITS OVER BEAR SCUM

thanks

LMAO BULLS CANT EVEN FIGHT THE EVERYTHING BUBBLE WILL EXPLODE ANY SECOND LOL DUMBASSES STOCKS ARE EXPENSIVE YOURE GONNA AN HERO WHEN US BEARS ARE DONE WITH YOUR BUTTHOLES

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indeed
I can't thank that user enough
wish he was my friend in real life :/

fucking nice!! and so many faggots come in here talking trash on penny stocks

Oh my god its the GOLDEN BULL

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CLOSING GREEN

HAHAHAHAHA

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>when robinhood goes from red themed to green
:D

Its litterly just power hour, Well see what happens ATH

what a weird fucking day in the market and we still have 20 minutes

j-jesus man the bull is back

imagine being a bear
i hope all you obnoxious faggots get liquidated

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WE'RE GREEN LADS

100% this tbqh senpai

Don't be so happy, Dow will fall more than 1500 tommorow on bloody friday

The close will be the perfect time to assume a short position.

PPT market manipulation

average cost .26 current price .255. user i uhh, nevermind.

NO NO NO, IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS

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post it.

GO TEAM GREEN

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BEARS

I closed near the bottom, bullcuck. Better luck next time.

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ETERNAL BULL

My PSX buy at 79 is looking bretty good still in this bear market

STOP FUCKING GOING UP

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Could it be any more obvious?

THE MARCH TO S&P 6000 STARTS TOMORROW PACK YOUR LUNCH BOI

THANK YOU PPT!! THANK YOU TRUMP!! GOLDEN BULL RUN STARTS NOW. BUY IN NOW FOOLS OR MISS OUT FOREVER.

PPT has forgotten about russell.

No.

Net profitable on TQQQ again
100%. Probability :P

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK
OFF

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what the fuck is this bullshit i was hoping to buy at least 2% lower when i put my order in

get liquidated faggot

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HOLY FUCK

HOLY SHIT WE'RE CLOSING FLAT AS FUCK FOLLOWED BY A FUCKING JUSTING TOMORROW, AS WAS PREDICTED BY THAT user THAT COMPARED YESTERDAY TO FEBRUARY.

That was me. I concede. Well done

BANG DING OW

Based trips
Tumble below 2000*

Does the PPT actually think this ridiculous dildo will inspire confidence in the stock market?