/smg/ - Stonk Market General

/smg/ edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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>first time optioning
>look at AMD overnight last night, buy 3 contract calls at 19$ strike
>climbed to 18.02 today
>sold off at 18
>back down to original price I bought the calls at
small quick gains, but I can see why people lose everything.

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RED DAY

didn't link old thread.. wow.. just fucking wow!!!!

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>you can't stress yourself about every little up and down in the market, sometimes you've just got to go outside and enjoy the weather

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN AND YOU NEED TO LINK THE OLD THREAD

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remember fomo is death

I like making money with a bull trap

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wew, my bad

*tink tink tink*
ahem, I have an announcement to make
...
FUCK BULLS
FUCK TRANNIES
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK CRYPTOFAGS
...
That is all

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