What's the least aggressive way to get fired? Thinking about just sleeping in a couple of times so I can still get unemployment benefits
What's the least aggressive way to get fired...
Evan Lee
Austin Perry
Unemployment only last 5 months, you're fucked either way wagey. Start your own business or you'll never get out of the rat race
Juan Morales
Na got demoted today and even tho the pay didn't change I rather find another job and maybe even crypto will moon in those 5 months
Nicholas Robinson
you can't do anything wrong on your part to get fired and receive unemployment
depends on your state I think but every state I've seen if you're at fault for being fired, through your own blatant negligence or disregard of basic job duties, you're not eligible for unemployment
you have to be fired at no fault of your own, typically for being a dumbfuck incapable of performing functions of the job. then it is a matter of your ability, not a matter of your willfulness to work.
if you stay with family you can stretch it out 1 year
Hudson Allen
it lasts 6 months and in MA it's really high and good money
I would start acting really dumb at work. Tardiness can get your benefits denied, but poor performance can't
So like, what do you do? Just act really slow and stupid but always smile and nod so they think it's genuine
Also consider going to work smelly because nobody wants to sit near someone who smells bad. And break the dress code often
Bentley Watson
Ironically, just withdraw from coworkers and do your job.
You will be fired in 6 months or so.
Hudson Rogers
bump
Cooper Harris
I've done this at every job and it gets me promoted
Jordan Fisher
expose the jews
Jose Walker
Just start fucking shit up.
And like one of the other anons says, ignore your coworkers, it'll be easier if you work with females. They WILL try and get you fired.