Unironically would this work?

Whenever I want to long, I would short instead. Whenever I want to short, I would long instead. I always would do the opposite of what I wanted to do. Would this work?

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It worked for George Costanza.

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Literally who?

Underage newfag detected

uncultured swine

Kys zoomer scum. Also, your strategy doesn't work because you will never be sure which instinct is the one you should go against until you see price go against it.

Unironically yes. Gotta get your timeframes right though

My name is George. I’m unemployed and Ilive with my parents.

Fuck off. It’s not my fault I don’t recognize a literal Jow Forums meme who no one in the real world has ever heard of.

Well the jerk store called and they're running out of you

get out of this site

How would you know when you are subconsciously adjusting for that and changing what you want to do?

you're 12 and too young to be gambling in the stork morket

Yes it would work but the exact moment you have that idea everyone else will have the same idea and reverse the market. All inventions are invented multiple times all over the world but at the same time. If you have an idea everyone else is thinking the same thing so you have to disconnect from the collective consciousness to have an original idea. Congrats, you're now a schizo.

This is now zoomie faggot lover thread
>finger my asshole and let's protest guns nao yay

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it's not a lie if you believe it.

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If that's what you want to do, go for it! Wait.

gay if true

Imagine being so young... Do a floss dance for us buckeroo.

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Why pick a side? Do both.
Close the one that's wrong soon, then reopen at better price.
The loss from the wrong side is covered by the winning side.
At some point you will profit from both.

damn why would this not work? Sounds like something bot could do well enough to be in profit?

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Zoomers out reeeeeeee

yes, your low IQ will inevitably tell you the wrong thing to do, so by doing the opposite you're doing what an alpha male would do

Dude seinfeld is literally like the most successful sitcom of all time. You are factually uncultured

you are not special user.
the universe doesn't care about your action.

yes user, just reverse your buy and sell button if your trading has been a failure.
Instant success.

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Yeah. I'm positive this is bait and you all fucking fell for it.

I want to believe OP is baiting but Jow Forums is newfag central so he's probably not.

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You can always google it new fag
*Do you need more instruction?*

>not an assman