Debt instrument to evade child support

A woman asks a man to become a sperm donor for her.
She promises she will not ask for child support.
She is willing to give the man a Promissory Note for however much child support would cost him if the man promises not to cash it in. Thus, the two would be in a stalemate, since if either one of decides to activate their financial weapon (promissory note or child support demand) the other will deploy their weapon of equal value and the two will cancel out.
Is there any way this can go wrong for the man?

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Courts will just laugh and declare the note to be an invalid/unenforceable contract.

Why? I thought Promissory Notes are legally binding

This. They will just say "best needs of the child!" herp derp and sentence you to a life of wage slavery.

Fuck that, women and society are not entitled to our work. (Pay your taxes though.)

Bad goy shut up and take out a mortgage

not a bad idea in principle, but would the woman accept that? methinks probably not.

>You: "No, no, its okay, she signed this note!"
>Lawyer: "You mean you FORCED her to sign that note, just like you forced her to bear your child!"
>Court: *Gasps in unison*

Of the note does not have a sum certain ie a real dollar amount, it’s a dead letter. IF the court ever ruled she had to pay the money (no) she could declare bankruptcy. BUT baby daddy can’t get out of child support through bankruptcy teehee.
SOLUTION: get married fuck all the time and have a fuck load of white babbies

OP! LOOK HERE . . . LOOK, LISTEN!

Women only fuck over men because they feel that they're safe and doing so. After all they have the courts and laws backing them up. The only thing that will motivate women not to divorce rape, tear apart families and steal men's stuff is fear.

If you lose everything in divorce, kill the bitch in the most gruesome way possible. Not just for revenge, but also to garner as much media attention as possible. Say that you did it, but you're not guilty because divorce made you do it. At that point you would have already lost everything, and most men at that stage kill themselves anyway, so their lives are over anyway. If enough men do this, women will be too scared to divorce. Future men will call you hero and martyr

Literally any funny little scheme you come up with eill be overridden if the court deems it in the interest of the child.
*sad trombone*

The most frightening digits I’ve seen yet

This is why giving women the vote was a horrible civilization-wrecking idea

Women are no longer ruled by social, legal, economic, or biological forces.

Of course they will behave like worthless animals.

Couldn't you just not tell anyone and cash it in?
Get her to write it to your family member or close friend instead. Would that unmuddy the waters as it's no longer between the parents.

That's a very dark approach but that makes sense, though

>2019 - 2 days
>Thinking man and women will EVER be equal in ANY way, shape or form (legally, socially, etc..)
>Associating with women outside of absolutely necessary work-related issues without 3rd party present (even then..)
>Still believing normal functional families are achievable for more than 1% of the population on the planet

Higgity shiggity
You fucked yourself massively

Holy fucking shit
Have you learned NOTHING from those divorce cases where the judge threw out the pre-nup
How long will it take for most men to realize that the best way to beat the game is to not play it in the first place
NEVER get legally married. I'm not saying give up the eternal love meme but stop putting up your damn property and future earnings as collateral for it, when there's no guarantee she won't leave next fucking week
NEVER move a woman into your home for an extended period of time unless you've confirmed that there are no bullshit 'common-law marriage' laws in your area
NEVER sign/claim anything related to a child unless a DNA test confirms it's biologically yours, and you personally observed the samples being obtained, sealed and sent off for the test (or if it's done by a court)
NEVER have sex with a woman unless you've gotten to know her for AT LEAST a few days and did research on her, and feel comfortable with the idea of getting her pregnant and her raising your child and paying her money. That way if the condom fails and it actually does happen, you're not blindsided with having a vindictive nutcase baby mama who just looked attractive at one time and soon won't anymore, so you won't even have THAT to feel proud of. A lot of dudes think "I can have sex with whoever as long as I always strap up" but forget that condoms work 97% of the time, not 100%. Now of course those are very good odds in the man's favor but remember: the more you do it, the more likely it is you'll randomly catch that 3%, and you just might catch it doing some hot crazy broad who shouldn't be anywhere near a child much less have one. AND ALWAYS IMMEDIATELY SECURE AND FLUSH OUT/GET RID OF THE CONDOM WITH YOUR NUT IN IT. Stop imitating porn and leaving your child support ticket in her mouth or on her body; there are documented cases of women quickly scooping that shit up and still getting pregnant after putting it inside them
Be careful out there, lads

This. If you make/have more than her marriage is a no no. Don't fall for the outdated meme.

Even if she loves you, over the years nothing will make her more insufferable than the idea that she is OWED what you have.

If you settle down with someone (maybe in a non-common law state) make sure she works and makes somewhat decent money. Don't be a slave.

>divorce rape (I assume it means divorce on unfair terms) and just any divorce are equivalent and women should fear divorce in general rather than being unreasonable about how they go about divorce
I was kinda with you until this. Some more murder when someone ruins someone elses life unfairly could be good for the world if one assumed people were not delusional. Sadly, people do have distorted perceptions of when things are unfair, so I guess in reality such a trend would mostly be horrible with a lot of innocent people just trying to get away from a shitty situation being murdered for it.

Get some help man.

What if marrying a Russian is the only way she can stay?

But the promissory note is not related to the child, it's as if the man gave her a loan or services rendered and she has to pay him back.

It doesn't have to be one huge lump sum that she can declare bankruptcy to, it can be a thousand promissory notes each for $1000. And the man cashes a couple of them in immediately after he gives her a child support payment, so she'll always have the money in her account

You have chosen poorly then. Dump her and get a different girl who won't be a financial ball and chain.

Alternately make bank then retire to a 3rd world country and have kids there. Solved.

What if I like her and I want someone to stay at home to take care of the kids?
Why would you want to have a baby when you're 55?

Gods work user...gods work

no she does not
Women are exempt from the law
they can and are encouraged to do what ever the fuck they want to whoever the fuck they want with absolutely no fear of reprisal

Never donate sperm directly to a woman. Always use a sperm bank.

I caught my EX cheating with a guy from her work. I actually confronted her as she came out of the hotel with said asshole. I did everything you are supposed to do. I called the wife of the guy she was fucking and gave her the pictures. She immediately forgave his ass and trashed me on facebook for trying to ruin her marriage. We have a child together about which she laughed in my face after the judgement requires me to pay 850 per month child support. She basically eluded to the fact that she doubts she's my kid anyway. The lawyer said I would have to get a court order for the DNA test. Our daughter came in the other day and asked me if I was trying to make it so she was no longer my daughter - fuck! How am I supposed to handle that! Anyway my EX is a fucking demon seed cunt and dont judge too much because in my experience almost every bitch cheats.

Then you better pray she never decides to throw a tantrum.

If you let her stay home and raise the kids then she will have the legal means to make you her slave for a goodly portion of your working life.

If you want to cut off your balls in said fashion, well, that's your choice. Have fun slaving away for an aging nagging harpy who's long since ceased to arouse you.

Sucker.

>SOLUTION: get married fuck all the time and have a fuck load of white babbies

how the fuck is this the conclusion you idiot

>if you kill your enemies, they win
Well spoken, Truedough.

Dude what's the point of living if I have to worry about that? I just have a simple rule: if you fuck with me, I fuck with you, no matter the consequences. It's mutually assured destruction, the foundation of society.