Be depressed, fat

>be depressed, fat
>user on here recommend getting a gym membership
>sign up a for a gym nearby
>walk in, place is full of turbochads and stacys
>not a single other fat person there
>try to run on the treadmill and have a panic attack after 30 seconds, drenched in sweat
>go home, look at the price of bitcoin
>realize I sold at the bottom again
>binge eat an entire box of Oreos and 6 steel reserves

Is there really going to be a bull run? Should I buy back in or just use the money to buy a gun to shoot myself?

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do a shitskin mass murder
you fat piece of shit

you fucking retard. eat right, do home workouts for a few mins a day till you don't look like a fucking autist then go outside

its not new years yet fatty, only chads will be there until then.

for real. if you're going to kill yourself at least do your part to help the world

Lift weights instead, cardio is a meme for obese people.

This place is also a cesspool. Go to Jow Forums and find the daily /sig/ threads.

serious advice for you

these are obvious facts but the fat may be blocking your brain receptors. you are eating because its a source for easy pleasure or its out of habit. break that habit or find a new source of pleasure, faggot.

No one really cares how you look in the gym, everyone is minding their own business. If anything, you get my respect for trying to change yourself.

I dont wanna hurt anyone, just tired of being miserable and failing at everything I do

Seriously stick with the gym. Don't bother with running machine just do weights.

Also stop eating shit. It fucks you up.

Keep lifting pussy, if you're going to be fat at least be strong and fat. Women will date strong fat guys but not fat pussies. Strong fat guys are dangerous in a fight because you have weight behind your punches. Go full fat muscle monster OP.

OP you shouldnt give a fuck about any1 when you are in the gym.
Most ppl dont even care desu.
GL fren.

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wear deodorant. unless you stink like shit people dont give a flying fuck about ya

do a hiit class i would love to see how fast u give up lol

I care when there's a pool of Big Mac sweat after he rolled on to a bench lifting 2kg weights for 30 seconds.

OP should start by taking some walks (probably can't run) and salads for a few weeks, lift some dumbbells or do some bodyweight exercises at home, THEN go to the gym.

I always have respect for fat guys in the gym, they stopped accepting their situation and are willing to change

I thought you are supposed to do both

I cancelled my membership before I left, wouldn't give me a refund either s0 $60 gone

We don't you try this intermittent fasting diet, OP. Jut eat one or two meals a day, but eat till you're full. This has helped me loose 50 pounds.

Also, maybe consider looking at investments that preserve their value better if you get this upset about failing to time the market, like defensive/non-cyclical stocks or bonds.

Cardio is important if you have health issues like Cholesterol, which sometimes tells me OP has.

>doesn't want to hurt anyone
>not going to make it

DONT YOU GIVE UP user. DONT LISTEN TO THESE CUNTS. START OFF WITH WALKING AND BUILD UP TO GYM. REMEMBER NO CARBS AND THAT THE SUGAR IN FRUIT IS SUGAR, NOT MAGIC HEALTHY SUGAR. GREEN VEG NUTS SEEDS MEAT WATER TEA ALL DAY EVERY DAY, EXERCISE 4 TIMES A WEEK AND NEXT YEAR YOU ARE FIT. YOU CAN DO IT user. A FEW YEARS AFTER THAT YOU WILL BE RICH, AND FIT. FUCK SAD CUNTS TRYING TO TALK YOU DOWN user.

it is, but in terms of bang for your buck and building habits, starting w/ weights will help faster and he's more likely to stick with that

cardio is misery for obese people and running would fuck up his knees. biking or swimming would be preferred for now.

yes you will be fit to murder all those shitskins OP
do it

yeah, I started off with the stationary bike. It was tough, but after a year and a half I started to actually like it. It helps if you have a buddy to go to the gym with. I used to have a cholesterol problem, but not any more, that's why I think it's crucial.

>Gym
>Working out
Just go on a low carb diet and intermittent fasting. There, all your problems will be solved.

Oreos have high fructose corn syrup in them. Avoid them like the plague.
Anything with fructose in it is poison for your body. It may taste good, but it aint worth it.

why is it poisonous?

the gun

Fat is not the issue, plenty of fat & hot people in my gym only we don't stare at each other like fucking retards, I can imagine how retarded your behavior is you piece of shit.
Grow up and force your self to be confident and relax and act natural.
Too hard? Kys

>I don't wanna hurt anyone
Don't worry, user. They aren't people.