>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, Ratsu is stupid, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
I have a question. I am a brainlet so please be patient. Is it possible for OTM options to increase in value on the day of expiry?
Eli Powell
Hey Faggots,
My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any profits? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.
>BTC >nao dude that shit is gonna accumulate for like 3 years before going substantially up again give it up at the very least theres no fucking rush getting back in just buy occasionally when everyone on Jow Forums is trying to kill themselves
last week was weird. how's /smg/'s sentiment regarding next week?
Zachary Russell
If lucky, btc eventually cathes up with gold and silver(gold on steroids) when they start to rise, but then you could choose gold 2x or something like that to have similar or better returns
