How do I short the UK?

How do I short the UK?

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long pakis, slags and obesity

invest in mosques and synagogues

Borrow the UK and sell it for Norway. When the UK crashes sell Norway to buy back both the UK and Belgium. Return the borrowed UK and keep Belgium for yourself.

Setup up a corner shop in a white area and sell them knock off cigs and booze. Use the profits to purchase buy to let properties.

Upgrade the corner shop to a cash and carry. Bring in cheap labour from Pakistan and Bangladesh.

Expand the business. Give money to relatives and tell them to invest in business.

Change your name to Abdul

This is eerily accurate

I fucking hate mooslims
>t. Bong

bring over your cousins and their cousins and put them to work driving minicabs and operating kebab and chicken shops

>BBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPP

don't forget that the kebab and chicken shops are just a front. make sure your cousins bring the heroin and coke to sell out the back