How do i turn 100k into 5 million unironically?

Should i just go allin crypto? Hello anyone there?

20k in crypto
80k down payment for a condo to airBNB

you're welcome

100x leverage short on bitmex.

Sources dude trust me.

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1. 3x margin long BCH on kraken until Roger announced the big news about Japanese adoption.
2. Margin long ETH with the profits until a few days before the actual fork.
3. Buy ZIL on 14th and hold until a few days before mainnet.

when is eth fork?

16th Jan

so essentially with the new fork eth is going full POS with a capped supply?

Nope, just a joke small fork as preparation for PoS.
The crypto market is retarded though so we'll still see a pump.

nice larp

lol when is the real pos fork?
100k isnt that much poorfag

Spend 999,990k on freediving lessons to improve your lung capacity to superhuman tier, spend the remaining 10 on a good pair of kneepads and some bright red lipstick, then go to town in a back alley of your choice. Bam, 5 million in a year easy, months if your clients brag to others about your ability to induce brain-melting orgasms.

oh wrong post. If you want to turn 100k into 5 million just invest it all in BTC and don't touch it till 2030.

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Judging by what ETH devs are saying, all of the big forks are gonna happen in 2019 and the testnet results are promising.
I don't have a fucking clue though

decent advice
IOO% tru for eth tho and im gna buy some on the dip

By unironically adding 4.9million

What this nigga is saying. Its all about risk management, and ETH MAY BE worth the risk.

Use 30k to buy REN dark nodes. 20k on ETH. 10k on BTC. Invest the rest on properties, shitcoins, sticks, metals or whatever. Sit comfy.

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