Any exciting plans tonight?

a-a-ar-are u-u-u g-g-ril???

Who here traded alcohol for sugar?

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>What, your'e staying at home?

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>script function error

Playing laser tag with my little brother and my gf from 10 PM to 4 am drinking vodka and redbull

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Ah, the good old "dirty snowball

Would unironically rather be shitposting here and going to bed early but I somehow got stuck going out and probably won't even get laid, RIP

>laser tag
nice wholesome white activity; i miss that

I have been cursed with the gay...I'm fucking degenerate faggot user.

A year ago i had a gf for 6 months but i couldn't get it up after a while unless is closed my eyes and fantasised about sucking dick...kill me
>tfw

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good goy, dont forget to a good consumer

its okay user. im not gay, but sometimes i put things up my ass because it feels good.

Taking MDMA with my girlfriend after work

god damn degenerates. stop using drugs. what is so uninspiring about reality that you feel compelled to fuck it up?

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>got invited to party
>wanted to go because fuck going to clubs on new years
>gf wants to go to club with her friend, says she'll meet me afterwards
great..

>gf wants to go to club with her friend, says she'll meet me afterwards
precisely the type of girl i would never get 5 minutes of my life to

They're gonna fuck, dude.

Basiert und rotpunktiert

Id be ok with this if I could join, her friend is pretty hot. What Im guessing is going to happen is her friend is going to hook up with some dude and then she'll be calling me at like 1230 asking me to pay for a cab for her to come to where I am.

I am doing drugs to kill my demons sporadically. I haven't turned 30 yet and written a book and run a company next to a full-time job. And ilift.

Muh..drugs are bad plebit.

Drugs are only bad if you can't afford them and do them all the time and underperform.

Don't rub it in man, I didn't want it to be this way.

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I'm going to get drunk and jerk it to NTR.

I thought NYE was yesterday, so i was miserable all alone and when it hit 12 am I was extra sad because I was all alone, only to realize that I have to relive through that today.

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kek (sorry fren)

seriously, how could you not know u were gay, i mean, really

Bet you can't wait for coworkers to ask how your NYE was and what you did.

I will bang a woman. I guess I never miss hun?

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I knew for years,,,I want to change it.

The whole lady gaga 'born this way' seems to be largely bullshit. So i though that i could reverse it if it might be media brainwashing.

>ketamine
based

were you molested as a child? a near majority of gay men were molested or had some near-experience as a child.

many gay celebrities offer this as their proximate cause; milo, spacey, takei, among others

I quit my job in june because i got $9k from an insurance and like a dumbass i spent it all on food and rent so now i have $73 in the bank, no job $273 on my credit card with a $1500 limit so i am fucked lol. I don't have coworkers

why havent you been getting NEETbux unemployment?

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Dinner in Williamsburg, then off to a friends apt. to eat fine charcuterie and sip on some Dom while we watch and wait for the ball drop. After that, my fiance and I are gonna go home and bang. Upper middle class NPC

I want to be a NPC so bad...

I cant stomach watching the NPC countdown shows; full of NPC music culture, brown people, and shitty commentary

I may have fucked up but i will never be that pathetic. if i dont get a job by feb 1 time to an hero, although i've passed an interview and am waiting on a call back for a prospective one

Is your fiance hot? If so you're livin the NPC dream

I'm planning to go commit neck rope

Going to a party with several of my friends from college - the girl organizing it is a fsu tri delt and all of her very very hot friends are going to be there.

I’m 20 and have never had a New Years kiss - maybe this is it???

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this is it user, you are going to make it. dont go dressed like a piece of shit.

If you are in a situation where it might happen but you are doubting...just do it.

I won’t mate, I lost 112 pounds this year and I’m no longer a virgin but I’ve never had more than a week-long fling.
Also before this year I was full-on sorry-level autistic so I pledged a fraternity and forced myself to be social and it’s cured a lot of my social anxiety.

This is it boys, here we go!

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>sorry level
*sperg level

>be born on new years eve
>mid 30's and still single
>go out most weekends with friends
>friends all married and busy with family or working tonight
Looks like I'll be going to bed at 9pm like I do every year. Worst fucking birthday to have ever, everybody is ALWAYS busy on it.

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Going to hit the bar with a friend. We’ll spend 20 minutes hanging out then he’ll spend the rest of the night on his phone swiping on tinder. Truth be told, I’d rather just stay home and spend New Years at the GE on osrs.

I traded sugar for alcohol

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I traded both for creatine

happy birthday user!
dont let random holidays or pleb tier festivus get to your selfworth

>I pledged a fraternity and forced myself to be social
Same, it worked pretty well for me too. Although now I'm out of school and I barely ever see the friends I made, and at work my coworkers are all unmotivated autistic manchildren so I can't relate to them anymore. It's both a blessing and a curse.

DELET THIS!!! NOW!!!

>same, worked for me.
Based, which one?
KA here, I’m the only stem major

OX. Didn't have a KA chapter at my campus.

Be ready to move location to get a job. Good luck!

HODL in 2019, happy New Year

youtu.be/FeNYjYA2lVg

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Nice nice. OX at fsu is solid. That’s kind of my plan. Still 5 hours to midnight and I haven’t even gotten there yet

meanwhile enjoy more thotposts

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Close enough

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>candle

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Shut up nigger, it's never not the fucking jews.

Yea I'd load creatine if it wasn't for the hairloss

They smell nice

good goyim

I got raped playing laser tag

I'm going to fap to interracial pornography.

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delet these

WE DID IT BOYS, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! I got a thot to make out with me for new years. It took me 20 years but I fucking DID IT

WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT IN 2019
ALL OF US

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If no one else says it I'm happy for you. Number one piece of advice is to keep it up, stay in contact with the people that were there and make plans to go again soon.

You're gonna make it. We're all gonna make it.

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This is me tonight

With to a pregame with my gf earlier with some friends and people I hadn't seen in years.
Got a little crossfaded and made chummy conversation.
Me and gf left the party and they all went to some other party. She's passed out on the couch rn and I'm watching alien conspiracy vids on youtube.