I didn't have sex in 2018

Had sex 3 hours ago... feels good man

I have sex several times a week. Do you not masturbate, OP?

haven't had sex since 2015
rubbed my cock against a married woman's clit and she sucked my dick like a year ago

are you me, user?

I haven't had sex since April 2011, although I had like 3 or more chances without really even doing anything. But autism

I had sex, but it was gay sex

To be honest I haven't made an honest attempt to have sex for probably 4 years. Porn still relieves the urge as effectively as it ever has.
And the last thing I want is kids. I have too much work to do for all of that.

If I reach this a level this low, I’d be sure to kill myself before the new year

>I didn't have sex in 2018
me neither

i haven't had sex in 9 years
i m 27 now

Leave

Found the married guys.

>Haven't had sex since March 2010

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why?

I think its been 2.5 years for me. It wasn't supposed to be like this tho

I had a ton of sex this year because instead of crypto all I did was spend my time hitting up sluts

Even now I can't go fuck this chick because my dick is still battle wounded from fucking a different chick on Saturday

You didn't know any better, you've stilled earned your robe.

Because I don't know how to talk to people.

I haven’t had sex for 23 years but I’m going back to college this semester so here’s to hoping that changes

33 year old archmage checking in; after decades of untreated, chronic depression, hookup culture, courtship, dating and intimacy seems like a meme.

I’m bit bitter like fedora tipping incels though. Just too insecure and obsessed with perfection before i can get started and hopelessly addicted to internet porn.

Fuck you guys.

Not bitter**

>tfw genuinely have no interest in sex
>tfw that's just put down to "lol ur just bitter incel"

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Found the larp

What really bothers me about this is their narcissism and self-love. Very much similar to that narcissism which once made them believe to be some god's creation. As if I would want to appreciate human females and put them in a state of bliss, when cute and loyal 2d virgin waifus (who are just as needy) seem so much more deserving... It really is ridiculous.

Around Halloween, I had sex for the first time in 12 years. I should probably text her "happy New year" or it's probably another 12 for another go round.

>fell for the disregard women meme on Jow Forums years ago
>tricked my mind women is a waste of time for years
>friends all have gfs and kids now
>noone to play vidya or lift with anymore
>30 year old boomer now
Atleast crypto cured my gaming addiction i guess

holy fuck i didnt think about it me neither but i got 2 handy and sucked a few tongues

>Atleast crypto cured my gaming addiction i guess
Yeah, now you have a gambling addiction, what a great trade.

Not a larp. Don’t make light of my lot in life, faggot.

practice then. talk to people, even ones you don't want to fuck. practice makes perfect isn't a meme. who gives a fuck if you're awkward with people you'll never see again. they're test dummies

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I haven't had sex before I'm 22 but don't worry I have 13 Ether this will be my ticket out of this mess

Even if it moons again, that’s only like 20 K unless you’re planing on hodling a long time.

I'm holding until 1000000 EOY

Haven’t had sex since yesterday

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last year

I’d kiss those feet

i havent had sex in billions. unironically

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guys have a question, is it true that it stop working if you never use it?

31 yo mage here. Turns out going home after work and browsing the internet as your only hobby doesn't magically bring you a gf. Who would have known.

Just gym and vidya aside from that. I hear the libido shuts off eventually, but the intense lifting and steak/eggs meal plan just makes the testosterone higher. Maybe I’ll try again once my abs have my detail and I get some new ink.

41 yo necro lich here. I am still as horny as when I was a teenager. I jerk it 4-5 times a day on average. Don't even have that much testosterone either(man tits, cant grow a beard, pear shaped body)

how do you make a living and jack off 4-5 times a day.

I have not had sex in the last 6 years. Kill yourself OP.

This makes me sad, I’m going to accomplish the few goals I have and load up in fentanyl for one last night, that should make the hurting stop.

freelance tech support and back end development and passive rent income. got my financials pretty much set but my penis is 3 inches fully erect. i am terrified of anyone looking at my dick and i wont settle for anything less than a 7/10. I guess I was destined to die alone.

You can actually get a surgical procedure for that,

I almost did but got anxiety and lost my boner

Unironically 25 year old virgin. I don’t know what my mental illness is. I used to be a normie track captain. I fucking hate the United States. It’s just a shitty merchant republic, I hope Deutsche bank collapses and sparks the populist revolution.

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>tfw 28yo touchles virgin

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Honestly, you arent missing out. Sex is not some kind of magical release. You both are just sweaty and panting. Fapping is less work with the same reward.

Dont think about it and make money

Buy some Monero and be a fighter of liberty and justice. Then you will have value to provide women and might have more success

youtu.be/FeNYjYA2lVg

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>sex is the same as fapping
Virgin spotted. Sex IS magical release. I can't think about anything in life until it happens.

I kringle the faggots

haven't had sex since oct 2014

fuck em born again virgin

>Porn still relieves the urge as effectively as it ever has.
>And the last thing I want is kids. I have too much work to do for all of that.
GOOD GOY

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What the hell kind of place is this? The future of wageslaving when houses become too expensive?

I had sex with a half dozen asian hookers.

Me neither and you'd consider me a "Chad" if you would see me.

I had sex with at least a dozen when I traveled earlier this month. It sucks that Asia is such a long flight away from the US. If I lived in Australia, I'd be going multiple times per year.

I see, you haven't been around when epic pic related has been posted in that legendary thread.

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great way to get aids

>I didn't have sex in 2018
m.youtube.com/watch?v=M5J98CRbKE0
Even a literal caveman has more chick than you do.

>great way to get aids
less risky than being a figot like (you).

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Here's the unedited version, btw.

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me neither, OP

I do plan to get tested in a few months. No symptoms yet but 2 of them let me hit it raw in the heat of the moment. :(

No, I am literally a jew lol.

>chad
>on 4 channel

I'm going on 26 years now.

Happy New Year!

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Come and get it.

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Highly reminiscent of the barracks at the cadet camps I went to as a teen. No clue where that is though.

I hung out with my girlfriend all day and we had lots of sex as I've been in my home town to visit over the holiday. We just spent the countdown together and she went back to work (shift work).

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Finally had sex at 32 in 2018. Had to throw away my cloak and staff though

I haven't had sex in 39 years

>J-just make money
>Sex is the same as f-fapping
Nice incel cope

I haven't had sex in 28 years.

Come at me Zoomers

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Yikes

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Fuck you, normie.

Did it do anything to help your confidence or the way you see/interact with women?

What I've found is that most people who say they want sex don't actually want sex. They want the intimacy and bliss they presume comes with sex. It's a little known fact that the two are separable, and it's possible to have one without the other.

If you don't count a guy friend giving me head four years back or a girl giving me a hand job that I showed her how to, I haven't had sex in six years.

Working on that, kinda. I fear accidental kids and STDs due to knowing many other people who have ended up with those.

Most sex I had was when I was broke, spending most of my money on weed and wearing pajamas 24/7. Oddly, with women who were very attractive, sweet and very horny.

Now, just broke, living with parents, back in college and working slightly above minimum wage.

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He's not wrong. In fact fapping feels better in most cases. No one knows your cock better than you do.

Most of the porn use and other coping tactics are a poor means through which to fill the void. People spend their time glued to screens, alone more than they should be, listening to podcasts to keep things from being too quiet.

Strange times we’re living in.

I’ve heard tell just having your own place and being able to interact with people and desiring contact enough to put forth the effort goes along way.

I’m decent looking, have abs, a 90K job in medfly sales $$$, science bachelors degree and never get any play because I the gym/work/cooking/vidya is all I do.

Ever have a chick make her intentions known and deny her advances? That crushes their ego.

Here’s a pill
No sex is free NONE even marriage is not free
Haven’t had sex in a few years cuz I choose to
If its money, you’re paying more in headaches

lmao
shut the fuck up

It never is user.

Don't idolize sex user, that's your biology tricking you into making kids.

Weird, not seeing a (you), but it's me.

That actually played a huge part too. Made it a lot easier for girls to come over. Roommates are easier to deal with and can be supportive, especially when they have their own room. One girl had me go to her place which was a nice change of pace.

Spending a lot of time talking and flirting honed my game. These days, it's relative trash.

I have done that once with a girl who was trying to get on me I didn't want. Not trying to crush egos on purpose as making a girl cry for half an hour after saying a not nice thing after she drove 2.5 hours late at night made me feel bad, man. At the same time, I've known some girls whose entire egos were based solely on men acquiescing to their every desire which ain't healthy.

Kinda teetering between wanting to eventually have as much sex as possible or finding the right girl who sex is nice and growing together once I get my own place again.

That money sounds pretty comfy as does the routine - gym time in particular is wonderful. Been playing vidya since I was 3 and now over 30, so it's lost some luster.