Pro tip

When banging a girl for the first time stop after a few strokes and ask her to take a shower. Tell her you smell poop coming from her ass. Act concerned for her health.

She now wants to impress you.

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>he involves women in his life

thats a tranny rite

>Business & Finance

Protip:
Don't even wait till youre banging her to tell her this.
When you first meet her ask her to take a shower. Tell her you smell poop coming from her ass. Act concerned for her health

nope

Financing women.

I don't have sex
To put it simply, the only thing that interests me is making enough passive income to where I don't have to work anymore
and after I've achieved that goal I'm going to make it my life's work to accelerate a collapse in the west so we can have a racial holy war in my life time

You're never going to make it user if you're having sex with women.

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I'm an atheist because I'm not a moron.

face looks like a dude why you posting her? smelly ass?

you're a dumb nigger
delete this thread

Unironically have done this without trying to achieve anything, but just because it actually smelled like poop.

Also have unironically fucked a girl doggy style for like 45m while totally plastered and her asshole smelling like shit the entire time. Prob woulda came in 15m if not for the smell.

fucking based user. i am doing the same. godspeed

The hooker I lost my virginity to had a smelly asshole. My boner was dead after 10 minutes of doggy style fucking. Worst $100 spent ever.

how's jesus doing? lol.

i dont want to bang a poopy butt gf

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Based and apocalypsepilled

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BASED QLA BOT

how exactly are you going to accelerate a collapse in the west?

>Hey ladies, your asshole is smelly tonight
>Then walk away

*sniff sniff* is that eggs my dear?

Pearls before swine.

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>fisher-price rocker bed
top kek, how old is your son/daughter?

>women
user, I...

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he’s going to watch his white mom, gf, and sister slowly getting blacked over years by some local jamal and then unabling to cope heroing himself in the car garage

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I used to date a girl who was diagnosed with crohns...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

Same dubs

Pro tip:
When chatting up a girl on Tinder stop and ask her to take a shower. Tell her you can smell poop coming from her ass through the way she's texting. Act concerned for her health

That doesn't make sense at all.

holy shit is that arianna? looks like a regular middle eastern hooker

Top kek

lol

Tell her you are sorry and that she's never been more attractive and that you can't even visualize a future without her in it. Tell her this looking into her eyes, then move around back of her to start rubbing her shoulders and neck. Make sure you get your fingers into her hair and scalp. Kiss the back of her neck gently and the top of her head one time each. Keep the conversation going. Compliment every body part you touch. Work your way down her shoulders to her upper arms, still massaging. Bring your hands down and hold her firmly with both hands on her ribs, just below her boobs. Tell her you love the way her mind works and compliment her personality. Tell her she lights up every room.

She is probably disarmed now. You could do whatever you want with her now.

You're welcome

- Chad

based and redpilled

lmao

Is amazon advertising a baby chair? Is that for your GFs son OP?

Cringe

>tell her you want her to keep your balls in her purse
>tell her that hou'd be super duper psyched if she let's you have them back sometimes for enough good boy points.
Wow.

Based and asexualpilled

same but I have a personal braphog to keep my mind clear

Collapse of the West will destroy your passive income though.

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"passive"

Yeah, but once the west collapses you won't need an income, it will become a free for all.

Kekked so fucking hard
Actually based
Atheists are the most braindead degenerate NPCs on the face of the planet.
A woman who doesn't shit has all of that building up inside her. Did you really fall for the BRAP meme?

based

10/10

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insider here.
i actually know what alts will pump in 2019-2021
talking about antshares levels of gains btw

Roths are already doing this, you're wasting your time retard.

We are in this together, lads!

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