I've been waiting to be a crypto millionaire since January 2018

All these years... they have been your real life.

>betting everything on internet memecoins
pfffft.

I was supposed to a big baller by now. Smashing girls off tinder as if I was ordering Jimmy John's.

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>self improvement

Only losers do self improvement, either you're good from the very beginning or you're not

>either you're good from the very beginning or you're not

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New Years on East Coast & LINK is still -2%. Holding strong at $0.29
Did you brainlet seriously think a stinky erc20 token could actually hit $1k? How can any 1 erc20 token ever be worth more than 1 ether?
Pro tip: sell now before the stinky bag holders realize the meme prophecy will never come true and price Plumets

Why wouldn't you just get a job in the meantime to accumulate more so it takes less pumping for you to become rich you dumb fuck?

Because jobs are embarrassing

>either you're good from the very beginning or you're not

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If you are not willing to sacrifice anything - you will not make it.

Stay poor.

Except being rich is based on maximum risk reduction

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Lol I did

I made about $250k from my job last year I just went all in on shitcoins even spent my 401k, took a payment plan for 2017 taxes, and owe like $65k in loans I also took out for shitcoins

Also spent $20k helping my ex

I'm making $250k and living paycheck to paycheck right now

It wasn't supposed to be liked this

Agghhhhhh what have I done

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I spend $3k per month on living expenses ($2.5k is rent) plus almost $2k per month on loan repayments

Actually had to sell some linkies in December because I didn't realize I was going to have a stock vesting event get skipped but... I should get like $65k in bonuses and stock vesting events between end of January and end of February... Cut that in half for taxes and that's $32k. Wipe out one loan to give myself breathing room and that's $10k left for surprise requests from my ex to pay her credit card or something.

I feel your pain user. Time to start eating beans and rice.

Stop cucking for your ex.

Yeah, there's nothing embarrassing about being a jobless loser.

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I feel terrible for you guys, to be honest. Link investors have a certain desperation to their hope that lets you know they'll be poor forever. If it weren't Link, they'd get scammed by something else. The lost souls of Jow Forums.

Why do you think LINK is a scam tho?

never truer words spoken