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>your
Your what faggot?

Don't tell me you're too much of a brainlet to spell correctly?

For me, its Greyhounds.

Pros
>Readily available (ex-racers)
>Calm
>Cat-like without all the shitty parts of cats
>Friendly but aloof to strangers
>Barely barks
>Sleeps 14-18 hrs a day

Cons
>Extremely high prey drive, most will leave you forever if they have the chance to murder a rabbit
>Despite this, has little to few defensive instincts besides "run"; thus a shitty watch/guard dog
>Does best if able to run full speed a few times a week, which requires a long fenced area
>Heat and cold sensitive (thin coat/skin)

Once I pay off my student loans early next year, I'm gonna move to a smaller city and adopt one. Can't wait, every greyhound I've ever met has been super chill

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Holy shit imagine actually being this ignorant irl

Found the nigger

Do dog tracks even exist anymore? Don't think I've ever seen one, though I haven't been to the east coast.

Imagine being this much of a dogfucker.

My friend had a fat labrador. He was wasting such a huge amount of money on food. The fucker ate a whole bag of food per week that was taller than me (I'm 6.2'). Who knows how much money he was wasting on his food alone.

For me it's pic related. I don't have a Jack Russell, but a very very close breed. They are tiny, comfy, they like to run and have fun as much as a labrador or any other dog, he doesn't eat much, he doesn't give problems, he doesn't bark often, he doesn't cry like those whinny dogs, he's a bit nervous though, he never bit anyone, everyone loves him cause he's not a 220 pound ball of fur, and finally (and this is subjective), I feel like they are as smart or smarter than any other dog.

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>Once I pay off my student loans early next year, I'm gonna move to a smaller city and adopt one. Can't wait, every greyhound I've ever met has been super chill
Do you have a roommate/gf to watch it while you're gone

Maine Coon

You can't go wrong with a beagle, just be prepared for all the dead birds that are going to start showing up in your yard. My old beagle must have killed entire generations of birds by herself.

very edgy, dont forget to post the image of that anime girl smoking a cigarette to really elevate your post to the next level

lab fo shizzle, easiest decision of your life bud

He meant "You are" and was 100% right (just not in terms of spelling). You suck and will die alone unless you recalibrate your brains to not be a cunt

for me it's either of these velcro dogs, the best big dogs that try their hardest to be lap dogs

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In the UK we have some still

Can’t go wrong with a Lab, German Shepherd, Greyhound or Jack Russell. I’d go a Lab personally but they are all good dogs

they wont murder a rabbit if they havent been blooded

Golden Retriever vs Lab?

do you want your house to be covered in long or short hair

samoyeds

hard to train because of their intelligence and stubborness initially, but if you persist and train them dilligently for a few years you will be rewarded with the best companion a human can have

Pros:
>smart; understands sentences and what you are saying
>free smiles that fix the day
>people always approaching you to have a talk

Cons:
>fur, fur everywhere in your house
>requires integrating him into your lifestyle (restricted instances everywhere)
>barks non stop if you dont curb that in his puppyhood
>did I mention fur?

but regardless of breed, i think every person should get a dog once in his life; they are a terrific teachers of life, they teach you how to take care of someone, the responsibilities, the joy of caring about someone, about other living beings and eventual loss of someone dear. they help people realize what it means to be human

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labs are the easiest dogs to get along with. they slip straight into your life

other dogs can be more complex and harder to create a genuine bond with

Husky

German shepherd
protective and kind with your family
will take a bullet for you
and will bring happiness and joy to your life
My one passed away at 14 years old 2 years ago, best pal I ever had

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I love my rottweiler. Smartest, most intuitive animal ive ever known.

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Nice dog user

The true patrician's choice is the GIANT SCHNAUZER. Regal as fuck, smart, doesn't shed, intimidates the shit out of people without having you look like trailer trash. They are very territorial, but friendly off of their property. Used as military and police dogs in Germany and Poland be aye of discipline and intelligence.

All the best parts of having a miniature SCHNAUZER, but in a lethal form.

they are awfully prone to hip dysplasia. they are ruined by inbreeding.

IS THIS GONNA BE ANOTHER ETHER SHRIMP LIKE THING OR NOT.......PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THESE THINGS FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS NOW.....
IF SO I WANT IN EARLY

dachsund. small, but very smart not like chihuahuas which basically act like niggers

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This is now a Boomer thread.
he cute!

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>dachsund
those are the worst seriously we had many and met with many. they are born and bread to kill, insanely aggressive don't give a fuck will fly snarling into any large dog. chihuahuas are aggressive too but mostly they just make noise. meh, if you value your nerves just get something else.

>A 2008 study by animal behavioral scientists at the University of Pennsylvania, published in the Journal of Applied Animal Behavior Science, identified the dachshund as the most aggressive breed toward strangers and the second-most aggressive breed -- right behind the beagle -- toward their owners. The study also found dachshunds to be among the most aggressive toward other dogs.
so it's not just me that' reassuring.

>Though diminutive, dachshunds were bred to tangle with one of nature's most fierce fighters, the badger. In fact, "dachshund" translates from German into "badger hound"; the dogs were bred to ferret badgers out of holes and kill them.
man just get a pitbull it will be much nicer and much more amiable.

beagles are cuties, but if I lived innawoods/mountains/plains and had herds to protect, I would get a tibetan mastiff

In the U.S. a few. Most racers are killed after they've aged out of racing, so rescue groups are super prevalent. Plus Florida just banned racing (takes effect in 2-4 years) so there's about to be thousands twisting in the wind. Part of the reason I'm going with a greyhound, figure the rescue groups need the support.

Part of the reason I'm waiting till student loans are paid off is in case I need to hire a dog walker/other expenses. I may have a roommate, depends on what I can find/ if my buddy's roommate moves out.

That being said, due to their sleep schedule, depending on the greyhound a dogwalker may not be necessary for work hours. As for personal, I tend to take my dogs everywhere I go. Part of the reason I'm going with GH is because of their chill, "go with the flow" demeanor

Check it, I'm going to get you dogpilled: buying a dog before you have already have made it is nigger-tier.
>Don't have 30 acres and buy a dog? Nigger tier
>Can't afford pure bread super dog? Nigger tier
>Can't spend 10+ hours a day with your dog because you dont have FI levels of money? Nigger tier.
>Can't afford $30,000 surgeries to keep pupper in tip top till the day it dies? Nigger tier
You're welcome

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ahem

FUCK pitbulls

that is all

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German Shepherd 100%

(s)he cute

>all these pleb tier breeds being posted

pic related is the only patrician choice

also, of you posted pit bull you are fucking subhuman

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>Literally one of the most difficult dog breeds to own/train
>Violent tendencies

Admittedly they're cute, but the only people who get these guys are weebs. Agree on the pit bull thing though

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The gentle giants. Man I love these guys.

Funny enough pure breds usually have more health problems than a good old mutt. Go get some mutt from the pound, saving them from a bad deal, that animal will follow you to the gates of hell if you do. Unless you're breeding it for some very specific purpose pure breds are expensive and generally not as hearty long term.

The Schnauzer in std or a well bred miniature has to be the highest ROI doggo, especially with the soft and not wiry coat.
All the other smelly, problematic doggos represented in here are bred for purposes the owner will never venture to do, and they all admit this!!! Even the dumbest dog, the beagle, is well loved. Who goes on fox hunts with dozens of disposable beagles, that when you step on one with a horse you don't even think about it.

Most schnauzers will train itself to you, it barely smells/sheds, and is obviously way more intelligent than most 3 and 4 year old toddlers. Only deliberately excitable, and love old people more than toddlers. The standards are more dominant about getting attention than miniatures. Schnauzers literally try to talk to you, ask an owner.
People love labs. Labs love running through shallows to fetch. Labs love to smell bad and take big shits. Labs get their fur transferred farther than huskies. The oil on the fur is noxious. Labs all have shit hips after adolescence.

Chinks. It's easier to breed niggers but the low IQ will kill your ROI. With a few good chinks you can have them write a scamcoin like NEO for you.

hey you stupid fuck.

go to a shelter. fuck you.

BE A GOOD FREN AND CONSIDER HIS/HER NEEDS. ALWAYS FEED AND PLAY WITH AND GROOM AND BRUSH TEETH.

pitbulls are bad but huskys are 10x worse and they're completely legal. I've seen them completely tear dogs apart, especially toy breeds. They have no concept that those are also dogs. It may have to do with many still having wolf genes, they probably think toy breeds are some sort of prey.

unironically a homeless person might be better equipped to take care of a dog at that point, the dog has room to run around, you'll be with it all day because you have no job, and you get tons of free food because people feel bad for your dog. Yeah if he gets sick you have to leave him for dead but you might get charity money if people feel bad for him (seen this happen, homeless man stuck on street and dog is adopted from him into luxury).

cute

Most dog owners are lows.

>They have no concept that those are also dogs
Why wouldn't a dog eat a dog? They are animals, they do what they can.

There's a gif that's sometimes posted of a husky tearing a toy poodle apart in a South Korean dog cafe. It's pretty typical of husky dogs to tear small animals like that apart if they can, but the way he acted towards the other dogs in the video was different. He saw the poodle as a small animal, not a dog like himself. He saw the other breeds in the video as dogs.
Like I said I think it just has to do with genetics (larger amounts of wolf genes) and instinct. Husky dogs seem to have that kind of issue. I would never let them around any dog that's much smaller than them.

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+1 for jack Russells. I had one and he was amazing. Really smart, really funny, really loving and loyal. He was yappy around new people but it wouldn't last too long. Everyone loved my dog too, friends from grade school who I hadn't seen in 10+ years would even ask about him.

>not needing a fast food version of attention is edgy
What did he mean by this?

cattle dog if you have the time and space

>It's difficult so I don't want to do it
You're never gonna make it, kid.

Its difficult so i don't want to do it when there's no specific upside apart from shiba aesthetics and there's plenty of dogs that are better in pretty much every conceivable way who need homes.

My pit bull hound mix is my best friend, but he is the strongest, most aggressive dog i’ve ever owned. If you go this route, you must protect your neighbors and understand if what the animal is capable due to its nature.

t. nigger

>and intimidate strangers
get rabies turdskin

Labs are truly the best dogs. I always get chocolate.

I'm gonna sneak into your house tonight and eat your dog, nigger

Doesn't take shit, doesn't go looking for trouble.

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But it can't breathe.

Pitbulls are best
Stay mad no doggos
Not a nig either
Nobullies rekt

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bullies b&
:-]

Lab mix. Pure bred is a scam.

Get an Olde English then/

Greyhounds are too big to crate inside my car bro, they'd be a patrician choice if I had a truck.

English Mastiff will over take btc on CMC by February 22

You can't brain.

The only way to get a dog to intimidate people is to abuse the shit out of it.

My second favorite are Boston Terriers. They're small, athletic, obedient, and are seem to have a "take it or leave it" attitude when it comes to attention.

That being said, they need exercise/play. Not as much as a herding dog or a retriever or anything, but they're not for lazy people.

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>addicted to fast food attention
Looks like you're dying alone already.

I'm a wagecuck people seem to say they don't do well if left alone.

labs pretty much lead the list for biting people
people think they are harmless is probably one of the reasons the other is they are not as well with kids as you think

The only two I've spent a significant amount of time watching were completely fine while I was at work, though I can't say that'll apply to all or even most of them.

>labs pretty much lead the list for biting people
By number of reported bites only, which makes sense considering how popular they are.

pls sirs do the needful and get a miniature schnauzer

Golden Retrievers

they are very intelligent. cunning maybe even. very fucking stubborn aswell. Will need discipline and a fucking lot of patience though.
Def. not a dog for most people.

You can makes $1000s of pugs but they are the fucking worst dogs.

Get a Labrador, springer spaniel or a springador. Best doggos

yeah the point is probably there is no such thing as best dog. all breeds have issues and strengths. all can be good companion and all can be dangerous.

my brother has a dog that was never hurt never abused yet can turn into a hunting-killing machine from the slightest cue triggering her instincts.

well it's a hound so i don't know what the fuck did he expect...

go back to cuckbook - you are too fucking stupid even for leddit