GOD DAMN COMMERCIAL GYM WON'T LET ME CANCEL THE MEMBERSHIP ONLINE

So call your bank/cc company

That's based tho. Who needs that shit... standing in some room filled with narcissit faggots while you could work on your body from home or outside and for free?

Normies are just brainwashed by marketing-snakes selling some image to confirm too by making it seem trendy and healthy.

Oh look i go to the gym every week, im SOOO HEALTHY. LOVE ME. ADORE ME. WORSHIP ME. LOOK AT ME GREEN SHAKE ON INSTAGRAM, LET ME BE THE CENTRE OF YOUR UNIVERSE!!!

urgh, fucking hell.

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I had this happen too
just tell the bank to stop paying them

Been paying $12 a month since 2013 because of this

>I HAVE TO GO INSIDE THE FUCKING GYM
kys schizo

lol going to the gym is for wagie normies. Working out with kettle bell at home is patrician.

>Falling for the Iron Jew
Not gonna make it.

>mfw when I've never even seen the inside of a gym

burn it to the ground, OP

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Call your credit card company and tell them to stop all transactions from the gym.

>Going to the gym
>Not going on a carnivore diet and doing bodyweight lifting at home
user, what are you doing?

I hope you cleaned your room too.

Also, don't forget to drink salt water and wash your penis

im paying $5 a week for a gym that i joined 5 years ago. cant cancel because i moved interstate and i need to "come in to the gym" to cancel. fucking degenerates

I unironically did user. What about you, have you taken care of your sebaceous body today?

Just have your bank block and backcharge these payments, claim they are fraudulent. Which they are. You cancelled, they impose conditions and steal.

I don't shower in the winter. It's bad for your skin and unnecessary.

Just do a cc chargeback.

>not combining bodyweight and heavy lifting

t. 300lb burger

how do you work out your traps using bodyweight?

L sits will hit them isometrically just a tad. Plank progression too. Won't get a lot of trap work with bodyweight exercises.

Most gyms do not allow you to sign up with CC. It has to be debit from your bank account. And you can't tell your bank to stop making the payments, they'll just tell you to cancel your membershit
>he fell for the gym meme

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Debit agreements are a scam. It's my money, if I want the bank to stop automatically giving it away why won't they? Absolute Judaism.

>you could work on your body from home or outside and for free
Keep telling yourself that fatty

Transfer all your money to another bank and close your account. Problem solved.

sign up their phone numbers for suicide prevention / substance abuse help lines

I do.
8-12km a day dog walking
local park has: (1) dipping bars and (2) pull up bars.
Add in some stairs.
That's all the gym most people need to look good for the beach. But it's a 365 lifestyle which most folks can't do.

They make it intentionally hard.
You could make the payments start bouncing off your credit card or whatever

close your bank account and start a new account somewhere else

This
Is
What
You
Get
For paying to develop yourself. The gym is a myth. ARE WE NOT GLADIATOR ??

This has to be bait

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Most billionaires are fat, retard. And I intend on being a billionaire.

then mail them a letter

I had to do this shit and paid the fucking fee or whatever for canceling and 6 months later I get a collections letter saying I owe. I called them and they "found the paperwork from before" and fixed it. Did that fuck up my credit?

you're not american are you?

its your own goy fault for signing up to a gym
You can exercise at home and buy weights for like $20

i really really hop >>//fit does not see this thread and how pathetic it is

How fucking insecure do you have to be to not just going to the gym and cancelling it in person.
I'm beta as fuck and even I wasn't scared to go to the gym when I was 17

This a business/finance board B, not a flex board

Sounds like LA fitness. My old roomie had the same prob. They really made it hard to stop their ass fucking

You can close your bank account and open a new one. That'll stop it. It takes 30 minutes of walking into a bank to do it.

what if you just transfer the money so it bounces and they pay the fee?

you do know you can go to the gym website and update the credit card details to no longer be correct right.

Listen OP, here's what you do
>start pissing on big thin plates
>freeze piss plates
>slide frozen piss discs under the gym's door every morning
>let piss disc defrost
do this as much as you can

I was actually going to recommend this but most commercial gyms have a gasket seal underneath the door to stop people from doing this. You could take them inside and leave but you would get caught on camera. Maybe put some spaghetti on top so when you walk in it looks like a pre-workout meal, then scrape it off in the bathroom and hide it out of the camera's sight. Godspeed user

Holy shit that reminds me lmao
They told me the same thing, so I just stopped paying. They kept trying to call me telling me I owed them money. Apparently I was on a contract to pay them every month for the rest of the year. Haven’t heard from them in years though

Get fucked commercial gyms lmao

Kek is this a membership you started in January and did not even last a day you fat fuck.