I DONT WANNA GO BACK TO WORK TOMORROW!

We also need you to do a deep dive to make sue that our north star hasn't changed. Please make sure the low hanging fruit is knocked out. We also need to make sure that we're not trying to boil the ocean. Fuck I'm glad I quit my corporate gig to be a neet.

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Ya gotta do it tho

Dont be late....

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The India team has their product demo tomorrow, make sure to be there early for 7am!

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Don't worry she won't nag while I fuck her while you slave cuck

Wagon thread.

Please identify the actionable tasks for the day!

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Please add these to your action items list. I need those TPS reports by the end of the day.

Dumping wagie comic I found

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I'm on my way to work right now.
Just kill me pls, fren.

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Why is biz a bunch of loosers?

I hate weekends. You cant get anything done on weekends.

>tfw my team only does weekly "standups"
>these are held recurring in one of the C-Suite floor conference rooms so the room isn't garbage like the other conference rooms

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>t. cuck

You must just have graduated from college in your first job

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You must.... it's the only way .

Same I love working, you get addicted to productivity.

Things I have time for and do on the weekends:
>gun range
>hiking
>video games
>recreational biking
>home cooking
>gardening

Things I have time for and do on the weekdays:
>no breakfast
>sit in traffic going to work
>weekly mandatory one-on-one meeting with near-sociopathic supervisor
>monthly mandatory staff meeting with micromanaging, iron-fisted supervisor's supervisor
>egotistical staff with "connections" that are fully aware of their power and use it to dominate everyone else in the department despite not being supervisors themselves
>centralized metric tracking for assignment completion rates
>internet usage tracking on all workplace computers so attempts to improve self with online learning can be penalized for "misuse of company resources"
>bad/expensive local food, and I hate the taste of cold cut sandwiches so bringing a "lunch" from home leaves me wanting
>company purposely gives only mediocre reviews to avoid giving anything larger than a cost of living yearly raise to employees regardless of performance
>sit in traffic going home

Quit your job right now and open a gardening store.

3 hours of traffic again tomorrow.
driving through the ghetto again and see the mentally ill black people tomorrow
Gonna sit down, open up outlook, find 20 unread emails with 50 action items with a critical design review coming up by next friday

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>pull up by yer bootstraps!
Get a load of this boomer

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>tfw i already live tomorrow and have to start working
Thanks mister shekelberg

I actually thought about that before, but there's already such a large and varied glut of gardening supply stores, plant nurseries, landscapers, and gardeners in my area that I'd just be another drop in the well. Hell, that environment is probably why I got into gardening in the first place.

Here is the thing. You dont have to reinvent gardening store. Also there is a reason there are alot of gardening stores. Because there is a need.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Problem isnt the product you are selling, problem is how you market the product.

There is literally nothing stopping you to beat all the other gardening stores in the area. You just have to figure what customers want and deliver that.

Hang in there OP

All those activities seem typical of an antisocial outcast. You are not a good fit within the company culture.

This bullshit is LITERALLY going to happen later this week during our 9AM.

Everyone will mouth off bullshit and there will NEVER be any blockers. Waste of 15 minutes.

Go back, but with a gun. BIG prank, very funny

Though it can be stressful when it's busy, I ultimately enjoy what I do, am gaining skills & developing myself, and I see value in the service we provide.

Problem is I come onto Jow Forums and see all these sociopaths bragging about making double, triple what I make. I know a lot of it is LARPing but it gets to me.

Is it worth trying to get into some in-demand field and racing with all the other BMW-obsessed status-seeking rats? Is the grass really greener?

It's not like I'm impoverished, I have a car, no debts and 37 grand in the bank. I save 1.5 a month. I'm comfortable being frugal and don't see value in excessive material possessions or status symbols.

I think I just have a smartphone addiction. Every day after work I waste an hour or two on Jow Forums reading this shitty board