"Chainlink is boring"
- MIT Tech Review
Hahahaha linkies BTFO once again
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"Chainlink is boring"
- MIT Tech Review
Hahahaha linkies BTFO once again
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Wow fucking retard dumbass
Absolutely bullish, 5$ eoy
>technologyreview.com
he stopped at the fucking title...
RLLEY OP? RELLEY?
holy shit this is bullish af thanks OP
Well well well! Cover the street in toilet seats and call me pajeet.
sage
Sergey is fucking Boring
>Ctrl-f "chainlink"
>2 results found
Shes so fucking hot. I literally would eat her asshole.
kekedi
This reminds me of that pasta about his massive cock
LINKIES ETERNALLY BTFO
damage control in full effect
they must have read about how blockchain makes banks and insurance companies abso fucking lutely obsolete
Meh, not a Linky, but it's boring for a reason - it is supposed to just work.
Not be a faggy speculation instrument
This. And I assume that’s what they mean with the title. Might read it later.
The author is indicating that being boring is a good thing, as opposed to being a hotbed of scammers and hypefags.
I think this is supposed to be FUD but I would cream my pants at $5 EOY. That's literally a 35x.
>technologyreview.com
It's kinda funny how MIT shills chainlink more than enigma.
Wait no I'm retarded. It's a 16x. And I would still cream my pants.
He is actually kind of handsome when he tilt his head like that..
how tall is Sergey even?
No one gives a fuck about your ejaculating from software investments
Lol, what a brainlet, this is bullish as fuck for Chainlink. Classic, trying to fud great news for the Link Marines.
Whats up with the pic lol, blockchains are a row of cardboard boxes now?
>implying
Speak for yourself user.
I met him and I'm 6'0, he was slightly shorter so 5'11 probably.
>Goyim, stop looking at crypto. Don't even think about becoming interested in Blockchains since it's all a scam and even if it wasn't, it is extremely boring!
Article is bullish af. Thanks user I was craving another breadcrumb like this
It's a decent read
We're going to be rich, but boring. Sad.
I don't understand how someone can read this and not go all in immediately. $5 by March.
>be a stinky linky
>2021
>Hi user, heard you're into crypto, heard of link? Costs about $200 each, i was thinking of buying a couple, is it a good idea?
For the thousandth time, Technology Review IS NOT “MIT”. The people that write for it are tech journalists, not MIT professors. As their about page says “our coverage is independent of any influence, including our ownership by MIT.” All you have to do is look at the Tech Reviews’s coverage of Iota in comparison to the Iota takedown released by the Media Lab to see the extent to which this is true. It’s still good coverage from a reputable publication, but it isn’t endorsed by MIT writ large in any sense.
Electronic Nigma is the Devil.
postivie and negative chainlink posts are made by the same paid pajeet marketing company.... they post a negative post.. then 100 replies of positive replies... FUCK CHAINLINK, FUCK JANNIES
This means nothing, why does twitter matter so much to you linkies? Just because someone follows someone on twitter doesn't necessarily mean they have a b2b partnership.
This is a bullish article referencing Chainlink, how is this FUD?
>not realizing Chainlink is really the next golden ticket
>not realizing they are spending money trying to FUD link because they don't want autists with money
Who doesn't want "artists " to have money? Tell me of the boogeymen what keeps you destitute. Real or imagined?
oh wow a media pretty face was hired to shill institutional blockchain uses. It's all over!
>MIT
It’s a joke, babe.
She is talking to people in Washington and looks be to be directly influencing legislation regarding BTC and blockchain.
based delphi
I just want to be rich damn it
Indeed it is son, indeed it is. No force on Earth can stop an idea whose time has come.
Fuck yeah we are gonna make it
>we shorted the bottom, please sell
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
Hi Tor
This is funny because I literally make fun of him every time he comes up here. I actually care because I’m affiliated with MIT not because I’m an Enigma shill (I do hold some but much less than my Link stack).
I was interested in ENG until they raided the chainlink telegram, which was the single most cringey thing I’ve seen in crypto. Tor can suck a dick.
fuck off tor
off-chain computation > enigma
I was interested until I found out the project was originally some ridiculous decentralised hedge fund before their hard pivot to a secrecy whatever.
OH MY GOD
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LINK SUBMISSIVES ON SUICIDE WATCH
For the thousandth time, it’s a literal cuck coin. Guy was inspired by getting his info released by the Ashley Madison hack.
>banknotes on blockchain
absolute control and cuckery. Retards will say how it will be non-inflationary but non of it matters if FED can still print money like tether does
..what if tether is literally an experiment and prototype for the FED?
great. Since it's been proven that Jow Forums owns over >50% of the LINK supply expect massive fascist, anti-semitic voting fraud in any election dumb enough to use chainlink.
stay right where you are.
>maybe if I say some really silly shit anons will think that other guys was joking
>hey bro
>spare a few dollars to a meandering MIT student?
>will give it back after mainnet
He really was exposed in the AM hack though
Read the article, retards.
This is bullish as fuck.
>boring is bad
>be a stinky linky
>2022
>Hi user, thanks for pushing me to buy some link for $200 each! It is almost $1000 now and I cant believe I bought some at such good price hahah!
>So at what price did you get your stack?
Wat do?
I’d unironically be worth $70m.
Lol @ Jow Forums owning 50% of the supply, where do you brainlets come up with this bullshit?
Back in the day biz drew empty the binance wallet. It was hundreds of millions of link withdrawn in a matter of hours.
"He carries himself well and can see into the future. Solving the oracle problem makes the world a better place. It's rare to come across a generational talent like Sergey. What an absolute Chad." - Tom Gosner probably.
I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college where I met Sergey Nazarov. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, Ari and Sergey. Ari was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but Sergey was handsome, bloatmaxxed with a massive belly and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when Sergey would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand Sergey.
I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.
Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. Ari and Sergey had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1am (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), Sergey walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away.
He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked some more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving Sergey shit. Sergey seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that Sergey wasn't wearing any underwear.
But Amy started massaging my dick through my jeans and being so fucked up, I just laid my head back and enjoyed it - I couldn't believe she was doing that right in front of Sergey! I heard Sergey get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick. I opened my eyes and saw Sergey standing right in front of Amy with a HUGE fucking bulge in his pants - just inches from her face. The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.
He just stood there and I could feel her hand tremble and hear her breathing quicken. when she slowly looked up at him, almost in awe and respect, I could feel my heart start to pound in my chest. Then she softly whispered "ohhhhhhhhhhh" as she gingerly reached up to brush her finger tips across that massive knot in his pants. When she touched it, it throbbed - FUCK I could see it throb thorugh his pants - Amy just gasped again and looked up at him.
"What?" Sergey asked her and just kinda laughed. Amy did NOT laugh. Instead, she softly asked "can i see it?" Sergey stopped laughing, looked at her very seriously and told her to take it out. Amy never even hesitated - or looked back at me for an "OK" - just just obeyed him and began to open his jeans. I could see her nipples rock hard under her t-shirt and I could tell she was practically panting.
She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out...and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, heavy and muscular. The head was a purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i'd ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering "ohmygodohmygodohmygod". When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was - her fingers couldn't even touch.
Sergey just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him - one hand next to the other...and there was STILL a few inches left - and he was getting rock hard, too.
Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and Sergey sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10" (judging from the size of Amy's hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and Sergey's in her right - but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn't take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick...but Sergey's she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn't help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin.
She sucked his dick until SHE came - just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest - the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear.
Sergey's dick was so fucking big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to fuck right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. Sergey pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).
I got them at 0.35 cents I say as her head explodes with the power of 1000 suns. I whip out my katana and ninja jump away.
He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, Sergey dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But fuck - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They fucked for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.
I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they fucked. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never fucked again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy.
But one thing I know for sure - she NEVER fucked me like she did Sergey and the things she said about Sergey - the way she looked at him - and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference.
Amy told me that she "HAD to respect him" even if she didn't like him...and that she almost felt like he "had a right to her". So there ya go.
>australiannationalblockchain.com
Cash is already practically illegal. Soon they'll have a dollarydoo on their national blockchain. It's all downhill from there.