Be 21, student at Oxford

Over 1 mil. Graduated years ago (and did nothing afterwards).

Letting prostitutes piss on me cause it's one of the few things I get pleasure from anymore. Don't even enjoy normal sex

I appreciate it lads but I'm ending it soon. Giving my money to charity then stealing a car and driving it into the fucking wall. It's what I tried to do when I got arrested for drink driving.

Maybe life would be different if my parents didn't rape me daily, got them all arrested and jailed though lol. And now that's it. It's fucking done. Cheers to bitcoin and fuck all women. I'm out.

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Basically you’re a complete loser and you’re wondering when life is just going to make it all better? Time to grow up, user. Get your shit together and try harder. Stop being a loser.

>1 mill

that's not shit. do you own a home? if not start by owning some property.

Obviously. I'm retired and have everything I want

>Giving my money to charity then stealing a car and driving it into the fucking wall. It's what I tried to do when I got arrested for drink driving.
>not jumping infront of a rush hour train to ruin the morning of 1000s of wagecucks

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Sorry to hear about that, brah. Get therapy if you want a second go-around

>that's not shit.
That is top 1% for anyone under 30 you retard

>dedicates life to pursuit of material wealth and mindless hedonism
>is shocked when life goes to shit
1 Timothy 6:10 bro

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how old are you now?

>be 21, student at Oxford
>20k savings
Bullshit dude

I'm sure it's a larp but I hate when NPCs get rich and don't know how to control themselves
Just go to a psychiatrist and get some perscription amphetamines for ADD then see if that changes your perspectives on what you can do in life.
Also pick up a real hobby where you actually create something (woodworking, blackmsithing, programming, what the fuck ever)

If I were in your shoes I'd have already moved to an area far away from people and constructed a laboratory to carry out scientific experiments. Stupid luck always wins over intelligence

What would make you happy, I'm in a similar situation in Surrey, crypto really fucks with your mental state I tell you

>Stupid luck always wins over intelligence
Welcome to the real world. I think there's a theory for this - that the universe (or simulation) maintains a sort of balance to keep those are smarter and more capable down so they can never excel beyond a certain threshold

Sounds pretty fuckin awesome nigga desu

any tips on shit to invest in before you go

He doesn't want to die he just wants attention.

I heard somewhere that money just lets your true self come out - it frees you to be you.

You’re just a shitty person. Read Meditations, develop/subscribe to a value system, fuck, go to church even, start an abandoned animal orphanage, volunteer with the homeless, anything. Pick goals and move towards them. Or drive into a wall, your choice.

I've changed in the past few years though user.
I completely gave up on women.
I started deving, and I mean seriously deving, for 10+ hours a day working on my projects.
I branched out and started helping with other projects.
I got some dogs and walk them twice a day so my body won't crap out on me too early in life.
I switched to having a salad for dinner every night and lost alot of weight
I got a tablet and started consuming programming and scientific textbooks
I stopped playing videogames

I wish I had these drugs when I was younger, but I'm not sure it would matter.

I will win (i.e. achieve my goals). I have to win. It is now everything to me. I've never hungered for anything more in my life

there is a way out: keep dating until you find the one girl that you're actually excited to be with.

Life advice:
Ask yourself: What am I good at?
Then ask yourself: What makes money?
Then ask yourself: What am I willing, from every moral, ethical, and existential standpoint, able to devote the rest of my life to doing and aspire to be the top of my field?

And choose something.

Men are here to create Dynasties. Men are not here to serve their country, or their boss, or those receptors in your brain.

Your son gets into a car accident. Your son gets sent to jail, and knows fuckall about how to get out, or even if he needs a lawyer. Your son gets brain cancer. Your son gets depressed. If you have money, you pay the right price, and you fucking fix him. If you're poor, your genetic code ends there.

The Rothshilds. Kochs. Rockefellers. Kennedys, Vanderbilts. Do you think they fucking retired at a million dollars? Do you think they ever sat down and said "I made it!" Do you think they ever looked at a peer and said "he's more successful than me..." and crawled into a cave of despondency? No, they fucking didnt. They got more, and more, and more, until everybody in the fucking world knew their last name, becuase one motherfucking patriarch sat down one day and said "Im going to be a fucking God amongst these insects." And now everybody in the fucking world hears that last name when one of their progeny says it, then they ask if youre related and if they say yes, they get better access to sex, money, oppurtunities, everything. Becuase of one fucking man who wouldnt be satisfied.
Now I dont really know what this guy is deving, but if whatever he is deving makes a lot of money, i might be privileged to know his last name.

All in all, youre a fucking pussy user. You never sat down at 21 and asked yourself if you were a fucking man or a mouse, and becuase you never asked yourself, now you know the answer.
Bonds.

user the thing you need is a community. Best thing you can do is find a hobby you enjoy.

proof of not larping

send 100 eth 0x080838190EAD2B4A1F0ea78a25a7b3aa0C9E92Fc

> enjoy young degenerate user

siloporn.com/show/play/ph5b15c17727407/waiting-pee-desperation-and-orgasm

>He thinks being a millionaire in FIAT is worth anything

LAUGHING OUT LOUD!! Stop caring about money and invest in improving yourself and creating good progeny.

don't do it, stop playing that zoomer shit pubg, download dodonpachi or mushihimesama on steam and start playing all Cave/Psikyo/Raizing/Taito video games. get an arcade stick too like a hori RAP 4 Since you're rich it can even be a fun hobby to buy original PCBs and collect those. Sorry to hear about your parents btw. It's probably hard for you because mostly anyone would want to be you on paper (oxford, smart enough to get math degree there, rich, etc) but they (including me) don't have any idea what you actually went through. I hope you will wait it out a bit though.

I'm doing a PhD right now
Not worth it anonbro
When I make it, I'm going to pursue painting hobby hardcore

this has been a fun larp, thank you for this special story

>Diamond 1 in league, lots of casual sex
Yup, sure.

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Why don't you start your own piss dungeon. You've already got the start-up capital and there's a yuge demand for that sort of thing in Britain.

if it's really from bitcoin and you're gonna off yourself anyway, toss some my way

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U wanna know how i know ur larping

At 26 all your friends are married and have PhDs?

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doesn't every kid have one million dollars these days?
I earn more than that every year.

I have some piss saved up I can sell you user.

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What if you're a brainlet and not really good at anything?

>there is a way out: keep dating until you find the one girl that you're actually excited to be with.

Absolutely not. He needs to figure himself out and become someone who looks in the mirror and loves what he sees. If you can't love yourself, don't expect others to (even though they can and will).

TC needs to focus on finding things that give him fulfillment. Church, finding a hobby that he's passionate in and can SHARE with others, he's gotta find something.

I do see his story as a warning for those of us who make it big this year.