Apple's crash is not funny. People are losing life savings. Have some compassion Edition.
>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, Ratsu has the IQ of swiss cheese, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
From my sister: >haha why are you saving for retirement now? You do that when you're old
Thomas Lee
Short P Y
Long C I
Owen Sullivan
meant for
Blake Ross
Hoping for a rotation to value and defensive sectors like healthcare and utilities
Gabriel Hall
>implying most people care about practicality Good to know, thanks. But that really puts a damper on my interest in 5g. So it'll be like super fast Bluetooth?
Yeah man I'm 16% apple, 84% cash
Crypto seems like bullshit to me. How is it different from buying in to a pyramid scheme and hoping more people buy it after you?
Aapl hasn't introduced an innovative idea since Steve Jobs died. >inb4 face recognition. That was already available on android. Also Samsung is releasing 5g in the fall and will be on everyones christmas list. Apple wont release until 2020. They lost their edge.
Brandon Miller
>So it'll be like super fast Bluetooth no, it just means it will need more infrastructure to make it work (so invest in the people selling the infrastructure)
Lucas Bailey
>Yeah man I'm 16% apple, 84% cash Oof. It was so ridiculously overvalued, vulnerable to both recession risk and trade war risk.
Nathaniel Adams
I dunno, the way they deprecated commonly used features and made their fucktard user base pay more for peripherals was pretty smart.
Connor Harris
Trying out a new doohickey widget on trading view today. Pivot point indicator dealio. I like it as it allow me to quickly identify most of the notable highs and lows on a chart for any given time frame. It defaults to a period of 10 which I think is a little long for my purposes. Trying it with 5 instead for now.
>short spy >long lci
y-you know lci is probably going to go down if the S&P goes down... r-right?
We will have compassion. Yes... we will have compassion, when you and all your gains have perished — and the works of your quantitative easer to whom you would deliver us. You are a liar, bullcuck, and a corrupter of men's fortunes. You hold out your hand to me, and I perceive only a finger of the claw of the jew.... Even if your war on me was just as it was not... even so, what will you say of our national debt and the children that will suffer from it? When you hang from a gibbet at Wall Street for the sport of your own bankers, I will have compassion with you.... A lesser shortseller am I, but I do not need to lick your hooves. Turn elsewhither. But I fear your bull run has run out of steam.
Holy fuck, you bear larpers are pathetic Embarrassing
Thomas Cox
Yeah, it hurts now but I don't think they're out of the game. Maybe my iron hands will pay off.
Landon Thomas
If you're ok with waiting another 10, 20 years, maybe.
Brody Wood
ah.. It hurts really bad..
Christopher Mitchell
I've got a problem /smg/ I'm fairly successful with my options lately (saved up around 90k) and I've noticed different habits developing in terms of degenerate behavior. When I was working my dead end minimum wage job I never had these problems but now that I have a steady stream of dosh flowing in I've smoked, drank and fucked more than ever. I even ordered a hooker for the very first time after shorting AAPL and felt like I needed to "reward" myself. I feel like such a fucking pig, can someone please help me? oh oh and also, I started vaping...ughhh I need help.
>y-you know lci is probably going to go down if the S&P goes down... r-right? it doesn't always happen like that in the market... i understand where you're coming from.. but it just doesn't always happen like that.
Jayden King
I meant to ask in the old thread what is this anime in the op. looked apex comfy.
I suppose there is some truth to this but the wow factor of new phones just isnt what it used to be. 5G could be a game changer though. Those kinds of speeds could potentially replace home internet if tethered to a router. Problem is coverage will take a while. I still dont get why they introduced the 8 and X at the same time. Should've focused on one phone and maybe a slightly more econo model like with 6s, 6c. Also why arent mini projectors on phones a thing yet?
You sound like you lost a lot of money in the past 3 months.
Carson Collins
I dunno man, you were supposed to like make a new years resolution to quit drinking, cocaine, benzos and banging different hookers all the time like me.
Anthony Nelson
you sound like you just woke up from three month coma and havent looked at a chart yet
You need something to discipline your time. Find a part time job, start working on some kind of project, writing, researching, art, learning some skill. Develop a schedule.
Carson Perez
Made bank shorting China through YANG ETF last month. Feels good man.
I've gotten so lazy though I wake up Make myself a very sugary cup of coffee with a mixture of york peppermint patty creamer and an oreo creamer and make a big big glass of it play some fortnite while staring at my charts (I have dual screen) and then when I lose my game of fortnite I look at which stock I want to short on that day
I also gamble on penny stocks as of late some retard user told me to invest magnegas a couple of days ago so I bought 100k shares and well I'm losing money on that and unironically don't care
wish I would lose it all..
Dylan Collins
mostly due to recency bias and the fact that we're in a bear market
Camden Robinson
Apple news. It's a good indicator that the bull is about to begin tho.
Xavier Fisher
topic creator defines market sentiment.
Joseph Allen
ignore If you want your life style to change you have to change things in your life man, but that doesn't mean you have to become some mindless slave drone like this commie faggot. Just fucking take some fucking control of your impulses and do what ever you want. The key is to think twice act once.
Jaxon James
stocks are dead real estate is about to feel the squeeze too gold and silver will wane and die (gold will be sub 400)
you're probably right can you believe I was so close to actually paying these whores to defecate on me I'm so glad I said no...idk what's happened to me that I've fallen so low but It's time to change my life
ty user! ty /smg/!
Evan Perez
Yuru Camp
James Davis
>you have been visited by the choad gremlin of shrivelled peckers >reply shoo shoo to this image or loose 5 inches off your dick
Everyone's a fucking shill and the bears shut up when things go up and the bulls shut up when things go down. That way nobody is ever wrong.
Juan Edwards
Is apple just going to keep nosediving? Should I buy in now? I've never done this before.
Jason Lee
Old man has lost his touch, must not be paying the right money for inside info these days
Grayson Russell
sauce?
Eli Thomas
Aapl just revised their outlook from pathetic ro abysmal. Everyone is in full speculation mode as to what it all means. So yeah shit will inevitably tank tomorrow because squeamish boomers are at the end of their cycles and their balls have shrivelled into raisins.
Well it's that laziness you've got to turn around. Human beings need purpose in life, we need to feel like we are being productive towards some goal.
You loose that discipline, and succumb to total laziness and boredom, you become the slave of your lowest impulses instead of the your highest values.
Disciplining your time doesn't make you a mindless slave drone. Very few people can just make their lives better via sheer force of will, if you can do it more power to ya. But if you can't, you got to learn how to manipulate your material circumstances and necessity to get the psychology you want.
Eli Johnson
GIVE ME THE SAUCE!
Gavin Bailey
sauce
Jace Jones
Sauce? Nothing on google.
Dylan Fisher
@_@ me lied, just wanted for meme ;_; pls forgive me
He didn't. Berkshire increased it's holding in apple by half a million shares in Q3 and owns over 5%. Buffett will never sell. Pic related is from an hour ago.
>memeing All memes should be fucking killed I hate them
No problem fren
Jacob Martin
nigger
David Flores
I really think we should get a social media/news presence for /smg/ to spread fake news like this over the world. how come only the big players get to do that type of thing. As a side note buffet selling you're shares is a literal death note for any company.
Ian Long
kys you dicklett freak
Angel Anderson
It's no surprise that Apple disappointed. I can do everything I need to do on an Android phone costing less than $200. Why the fuck does anyone need a very expensive iPhone anymore?
Jace Thompson
so tech's fucked at open, financials are fucked at open, which mean spy is fucked at open, which means volatility to the moon and more chain sale cheapies?
Julian Williams
AMRN has been given a stock price set at 35 per by research analysts at Cantor Fitzgerald. After hearing nothing new from the company or the drug for a while this gives me renewed hope that there are no more nasty surprises lurking. It's no secret that I have the majority of what little money I dumped into the market in AMRN. (Dis,S&P 500 fund, & T are the other major ones).
Come on FDA fuckers, green light this already. Waiting for the mega Profit load is killing me. Didn't take you fucks long to green light Viagra did it?
I'm hoping that faltering tech stocks will prompt a rotation to defensive sectors like healthcare and utilities
Ethan Hernandez
I love firework!
John Martin
It means we're buying the fucking cheapies at open like this morning same routine
Gavin Jones
All signs point to that user but Im still scared to pull the trigger on anything big. The fucking china shit has me spooked, like i short the fuck out of everything and some "breakthrough" in talks happens. Eveything is just so fucking spoofy.
When my DUST drops im adding to it, hurray for cheapies.
Charles Lopez
Just for the status symbol or the brand I guess. I guess you can argue that there's some better games and apps on iOS, but if you just wanted a cheap phone you could go for a low end Android device anyways. That's not to say there aren't expensive Android phones though.
Owen Brown
time to do that was power hour, shit's going to gap and fall, you can get some puts at open if you want cheapies though
Levi Ortiz
holding FAZ and SQQQ when SQQQ spikes i’ll roll it into FAZ also first the techies fall, then the investors who were dumb enough to buy them
