Wife showers 30+ minutes every day

>wife showers 30+ minutes every day

What the fuck bros, this is costing me a fortune. It takes me all of 5 minutes

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>liking girls

Take the link pill user

>wife

she's sending nudes to Chad

shes fingering herself while thinking of chad from work
nobody showers for 30 minutes

This. I shower for 15 minutes and I'm already the tiny minority taking shitload of time. 30 minutes she is sending nudes to chad for sure while fingering herself. Just watch how happy she will be coming out of shower next time.

Small chance she is actually doing this op, not saying it’s not possible but more likely she washes her hair every night, shaves her legs, arms and pussy every night and all that other crap women do.

happy...or distant?

My sister used to took 45~50 min showers, after she left whole house became steamed. Our gas bills could go as far as triple of other neighbors (yes I fucking checked). She went to college, now she doesn't take longer than 5 min.

Don't get a girl who didn't live in her own house/pay bills.

Guaranteed there is a darkie in there with her, next time she is in there kick down the door, close your eyes and mace them, this is your home you MUST defend it from ethnic enpurjurations

>having hot showers

Lmao never gonna make it

Stop being such a fucking beta and get in there with her. Wtf are you doing with your life user?

>they do this every day
nah, they do that to impress "someone" or when they expect to be violated over chads desk at work
if you aren't banging her once a day op and she's doing all that pruning each day, she's doing it for someone else's pleasure.

Give her a good beating, bro.

take a tip from her and shower more thoroughly yourself, you dirty beggar

His wife is probably not in good shape and thus not worth seeing naked.

Shes using the shower head to masturbate because she lost all sexual attraction to you.

She's hiding your private keys in her pussy.

me
>if i use this bar of soap to wash both my body and my hair i can be out of the shower in less than 5 minutes

everybody else
>mmm warm wadurrrr

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She's getting Chad's cum out of her pussy. They banged during lunch

My showers last at least 1 hour 30. Laughing at you bill-cucks and wagies who can't be late.

Probably masturbating and shoving things up the ass. I know that's why I take a long time in the shower sometimes

>Chad

I think you mean Tyrone.

Is she in the shower for 30+ minutes or in the bathroom for 30+ minutes.

If the bathroom thats normal, women spend hours in there shaving, preening, washing, putting on make up, etc.
But if just the shower thats not good for you. Everytime I spend 30+ minutes in the actual shower I’m masturbating. Check if she takes her phone into the bathroom. You might not be giving her enough sex, touch and affection.

tfw no clean wife

This, OPs wife confirmed as hambeast.

user you need to stop thinking women are like men. Just because men don’t give a fuck about impressing themselves doesn’t mean women don’t. Actually most of the time women like to look good for themselves and to impress other women. You are absolutely fucking stupid if you think they only do this for chad. Actually to be honest most women don’t care about chad, they want that guy who will look after them, that’s pretty much it.

meh i shower for like 20 mins, it's just comfy. especially if it's warm in the shower and cold outside.
if you want a solution, make sure she sees the bills and be clear that this will eat into her shoe budget

>Actually to be honest most women don’t care about chad, they want that guy who will look after them, that’s pretty much it.
Most women want both. Sometimes from different men.

takes a long time to wash hair, also who gives a shit poorfag

record her taking a shower and sell it online for 5 bucks per video.

Pay attention anons women cost a lot of fucking money. They are very very inconvenient.

>complaining your wife showers everyday
Lots of women get lazy and don't bother showering everyday once you get past the honeymoon phase. Be thankful you are with a hygienic woman.

You don't know what real pain is. Wait till you have a daughter who takes a 1 hour bath each day. Full hot water and no access to the bathroom. And can't say anything to wife. Good luck.

I would shower for ages, i was depressed, tired and didn't want to be cold getting out so i would just stand there

>not showering with your wife
Bruh you're missing out

HOLY SHIT WHY CAN'T WHITE MEN ASSERT THEMSELVES, EVER, WITH ANYTHING?

>OH GOSH IM JUST GOING TO SIT HERE SILENTLY WHILE EVERYONE ELSE DOES WHAT THEY WANT

SADDEST REDPILL IS WHITE MEN ARE WEAK AND DESERVE TO DIE OFF.

I used to take really long showers in high school because I only did it every three days or so and I found it really relaxing to be in there. Sorry dad.

You are all so autistic, holy shit.

kek

she's probably crying because of how ugly she is and how beta ber faggot cuck husband is

Maybe both. At the same time.

I shower for 30 minutes
usually 20 though

I don't even masturbate, it's just the most relaxing time good to think about life and stuff

>Having a successful relationship

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Jokes aside, you might need to evacuate that compound, financial loss inevitable, abort mission.

I usually shower for more. I'm ADHD and depressed though.

Mine too
Too bad, her asshole used to be smelly all the time, now just soap.
Boring.

She's buying FLO and LINK, but doesn't want you to know so you take it in the prenup. Also, Jamal fucked her.

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