Literally have to pay rent in 3 days (already month over due) and I only have $300 to my name. is it over biz?

where do you people come from, I've been posting about being behind on all my bills for weeks. this user makes one post and gets an offer to pay his entire rent. fucks sake

I am employed but I've been laid off for the past month and I haven't been able to find work extra or a new job since. Literally been applying for everything, everywhere-- even for positions that only require lungs and a pulse.

>Go to a bank
>Take out a loan
>Invest in alt coin
>????
>Kill yourself

jk. You can always suck dick for quick cash. Don't get hung up on shame and guilt. Nobody has to know. Nobody WILL know. Nobody except you and the guy who's dick you sucked.

I don't have a paypal. If you're actually serious, could you use zelle?

>laid off
you don't have unemployment? why not? you didn't get severance?

My fico is 630. I maxed out my cc because stupid zoomer and I literally can only afford the bare minimum a month. I couldn't get a loan for a candy bar if I tried.

you can get a loan through a loan shark online

why dont you answer questions ITT faggot

why dont you have unemployment? where are your parents? where can you move your shit before you are evicted and you are locked out of your unit?

it happens. sometimes people get a feel for wanting to give. Mt7:7

it's time to call mom

Nope. Just started an entry level web dev position in a neighboring city. Was not told work would slow down in the winter, but then again, it's a shit start up

see
>where are your parent?
taking care of siblings and about to retire 40 miles away

>where can you move your shit
I guess I can go to my grandmother's, but I don't want to ruin my credit or lose my lease this way

uber/uber eats/grubhub/postmates whatever other shit like that you can get on. look for handyman work or general labor on craigslist or something.

I'll try this one tomorrow. Thanks, user.

what kind of abysmal advice is this

I'll consider pawning my macbook, but I use it everyday for coding and other projects

this is good advice. I forgot about uber. I guess I'll be driving all fuckiing day.

go sell fake coke to college kids at bars. you might want to have a little real coke around in case they want to try it

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How do I approach the kids? Had this idea but with adderal as well

t. never sold drugs before

OP, I suggest you get down on your knees and pray to Jesus Christ

>Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and it will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks, it will be opened. (Matthew 7:7-8)

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OP you still there?

I'm here to help him

You're right. This is what I should have started with in the first place.

Sadly, about to try some methods the other anons gave me.

I wouldn't sell your computer, that's your window to the world around you. it's practically a necessity in 2018

you don't have a choice nigger, get your shit out before you lose EVERYTHING, not just your apartment.

you should apply for unemployment with the state if you were laid off.

Well, so let me help you.

First: open a police claim that you were robbed/lost your wallet with all the cards/money inside, use that police claim to ask for some more time for the house owners, just put in the report you were in the subway/overcrowded area and felt a small movement then your wallet was gone.

Apply to some online loans or try to pawn something, your best shot its to try to get more time faking that you were robbed.

Dont try drugs, if you fuck someone else area you can get in jail or dead.

Create a KIK, get an aged reddit account, go on the reddit sub for sex kicks and then fake you are some woman that sell private nudes, ask for amazon gift cards as a upfront payment, or just create some fake escort profiles that ask for upfront payment.

Sell plasma/semen too.

>rent
that's why your poor

>beg your family
>abysmal advice

that's what family is for faggot. go swallow your pride, you're in a bind. I wouldn't burden your parents with paying your rent for months until you find a new job. just move out and cut your losses and salvage your belongings.

been there, done that. you're welcome.

Thanks. The police one sounds like a really good idea

Tomorrow is friday, that means that people cant blame you because you wont be able to do nothing without your ID/cards.

These guys will pay you and give you housing

youtube.com/watch?v=RQZWcxVeAo8

okay I was born poor; not my fault.

>>fuck off faggot
The latter was the abysmal advice, also family and friends can't loan me that much money.
t. poorfag

Landlord here. I've had tenants pay late and I have a management company. Call them and explain the situation as well as when you'll have the money. It can't hurt anything. It can take months to get a property rented out again + expenses.

Guys calm down. If this is in the states they have to start by filing with the court house and serving you a notice. After that you have like 7 days (depending on the state). They aren't allowed to take your shit, if you wait until the second court filing then cops show up and make you move your stuff outside.

If you make it to next months rent you should probably look at getting a roommate or moving in with one to lower expenses.

Dextrose mixed with talc / fine baking powder, my friend. Just enough take the sweetness out

they can change locks and since his property is inside their property, he is not allowed to access it. and unless he has receipts for everything he bought to prove it's indeed his, they can really do whatever they want with his shit.

the law goes like this - if your property is on or inside someone else's property, it essentially becomes their property. it's fucking stupid but that's how it works.

t. Been to court for this

Ah shit, I missed that part.

That's not true. I know a ton of squatters in Chicago and squatted in Seattle at multiple houses as well. Eviction is a civil matter. The police can't throw you out and they can't change your locks. They have to evict you in court. Courts are slow and inefficient as fuck in America. The process usually takes at least a few months.

OP, search for "tenants rights" groups in your area. They are pretty common in most major American cities. They will know the exact laws in your area and sometimes help you get free legal representation. Also look into the legality of squatting. In most cities if you

1) Move into a BANK owned property that is empty (not private)
2) Change the locks
3) Put the utilities in your name

you become a legal resident. For an extra step, make a fake lease and say you are renting from an imaginary craiglist man. Most times, it takes at least a year for banks to realize there are squatters in empty houses they own and once they do, its a civil matter and the police can't do shit until it goes to court, which takes awhile. There are numerous good zines on squatting if you search for them online. The Squatters' Handbook is pretty decent:

archiv.squat.net/squatbook1/index.html

>okay I was born poor; not my fault.
you went and got an apartment you couldn't afford. you should have rented a room or lived in your car/van. if you are going paycheck to paycheck, you aren't downsizing enough.

drop a bch address op been meaning to dump this garbage since the fork anyway

depends on the city/state then I guess

also kys squatting piece of shit, I would literally fucking murder you if I ever found you squatting in my house. I wouldn't even call the police, I'd just chop your body up and dump it in the woods.

Hahaha, your rage brings me pleasure. I will think of it next time I'm squatting and hope that its your building.

Well as I stated, squatting in a privately owned building is not something you want to do, as then it becomes a criminal matter, versus squatting in a bank, which is a civil matter. So if you're so angry, does that imply your are a banker? Because otherwise I wouldn't be squatting in your building. Sorry if it makes you angry, Mr. Noseberg, but be careful or the goyim will catch on to your identity.

Start a GoFundMe

go use your debit card to "tap" $200 worth of payments. get stuff like toilet paper, soap, etc. neccesities. get snacks and food.

call your bank and report the card missing. they don't open a police report and the funds are returned immediately in full.

so you now have $2-300 worth of supplies and the original $300

take the $300, flip your way up to $2k with any kind of illicit product (others suggested drugs)

pay rent and keep $1k to continue

this will buy you time to find employment or work

check deep web. theres other stuff u can sell

btw OP for future reference. if you're a good paying tenant for a long time and don't cause problems, u can literally string ur landlord out for 2-3 months. anything past that is basically squating

Buy link

How many kidneys have you got?

Selling kidneys are a meme. You can’t sell them anywhere, and if you can, they are worth like $500 USD

BTC is not private or fungible.

What use does a large corporate entity or institution have with a coin that can be analysed through chain analysis so that their competitors, foreign governments, or other bad actors can analyse all of their transactions data?

Information leaked includes relationships, supply chains, profit and loss information, accumulated wealth, and more.

For people serious about Business Monero is the answer. Data mining will be a serious issue for commercial deployments.

youtu.be/FeNYjYA2lVg

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>Donate Plasma
>Minute trade your crypto
>find an high traffic area, set down a cup and write on a sign you failed suicide and now you're hungry
>collect cans
>see urine to college football players
That's all I can think of right now.

Just squat and save money for as long as possible. Then plan a few bank roberries or something.

Gamble your money at the casino. Red or black?

Unironically the next 1000x. Strap in girls and trannies. Where we are going, there are no moons.

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READ THAT OR:

Watch this: youtu.be/_EoGWR4mr1k?t=4238

You'd have to have severe brain damage to not be buying this. Market Maker here, we're going straight to the moon boys. No stops.

#GoWithTheFLO

Your 'ole pal,
Mr Rumfskin

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