26 yo and tired of being fucking broke and living with my parents...

26 yo and tired of being fucking broke and living with my parents. How do I break out and make good money Jow Forums holy fuck.

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investopedia.com
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Buy chainlink and wait

getting a job helps

I have a fucking job and I'm trying to finish my dumbass college degree but I'm just about to cut my losses and go for a soul crushing gig that'll at least pay me well.

Buy chainlink asap you moron or wagecuck forever.

Is there some sort of idiots guide into getting started? I've never dabbled in crypto before.

>t.chainlink shills

>use google to figure out where (at what exchange) to buy ethereum
>make binance account
>deposit your ethereum in binance account
>go to LINK/ETH and market buy chainlink
>withdraw LINK to own wallet that you make at myetherwallet
>keep private key a secret and share it with noone
>wait til moon like all the other linkies

Literally this easy to become a millionaire.
Around 10k should be enough for you to make it. But I would recommend buying as much as you can.

Also do your own research and start with reading the chainlink whitepaper and watch a bunch of Sergey Nazarov presentations on youtube.

Good Luck

What if I only have a few thousand to invest?

what exchange do you use to buy eth?

I don‘t even care if he buys or not. Chainlink will succeed with or without him, now he saw the information and he will have to decide what to do.
Will he finally do the research, buy and make it? or will he wagecuck like a dog regretting not buying for the rest of his Life?

Start a YouTube channel or Twitch.

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Winter is really slow at my current job, so I'm gonna spend tons of time tomorrow researching chainlink. I don't have a whole ton to invest, a couple thousand bucks, but it's better than nothing I guess.

Thats enough to make it but you should hurry up, nobody knows when it moons and it could literally happen any moment.

Depends in which country you live.
I‘m from yurop and I buy my ether at kraken.

Do it.
link.smartcontract.com/whitepaper
youtube.com/watch?v=kW27zYIxZhY

I mean fuck, I have good credit, I could just get a 10k loan and invest all of it and suffer until it pays out.

I meant 10k LINK which is around 4k dollars right now.but the more you put in the faster you can retire from your wagecuck job.

I need to read up on this heavily. I do not understand it at all, as in investing in it, when to sell, etc. I'm a financial failure but I want to get better now.

Forgot to add:
Seriously read up on how an ethereum wallet works so you don‘t accidentally fuck up and lose your Linkies to incompetence.

myetherwallet.com
Read this shit, read it twice.

>26
>posting anime images

You have aspergers and you’re going to have to apply for SSI and public housing assistance/ section 8.

A real adult male, or female, would have been grow out of anime by age 13/14 the latest.

Thank you.

Its really fucking easy, what don‘t you exactly understand?

here read up on ethereum
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethereum

here read up on how trading on binance works
support.binance.com/hc/en-us/articles/115003765031-How-to-Trade

If you don‘t understand the words google them til this shit makes sense to you.

I'm just a complete newbie is all. I'll get to reading user. Thank you.

Here also a great source for information
investopedia.com

If you want to learn how to trade you can do it with these videos that based biz anons ripped from one of the very successfull crypto traders that are out there, especially the basics are easy explained by him
mega.nz/#F!X2wVCBrD!qM7oCdszuQGZpBGM_p1VZQ

Can I make it even easier for you?

I wonder what he will do
Will he learn and do his own research?
or will he forget and wagecuck forever and end up like pic related?

>oh if only I had listened!
Don‘t be that guy.
I gave you everything you need to succeed. Now is time to chose your future user.

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oh and also don‘t forget to not fall for FUD (fear uncertainity doubt) posts, always do your own research.

This is just a subtle link shill thread by the gayass discord pajeets

No, I'm a fucking 26 year old loser from Georgia who never got his shit together and I'm sick of it.

Step 1 is to unironically gtfo all social media especially Jow Forums.

stop watching chinese cartoons and get a real job

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Kill niggas fuck bitches

Have a job, save up, I'm in my 30s ,live at home and have 300k saved up

I didn't start watching anime till age 25

Im in the same boat except I'm 25 and have a college degree in a meme field with a shit GPA. I've worked a few shit part time jobs and every time I go online to look at "real jobs" on job sites I feel paralyzed. I'm trying to go into the military as an officer because I feel like I have no options in the civilian world but I doubt my qualifications are even good enough for that. Where the fuck do I search for jobs, aside from knowing people in upper management of companies.

Real men and women are into scat porn.

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I just quit my job so I can get a new one with a better pay rate this year. Use Indeed as a job search tool if you're not, I've been shrugging off thirsty interviewers for the last 8 months since I've uploaded my résumé.

Please don't listen to this absolute dumb faggot. You're going to lose all your money if you invest in LINK, it is literally a meme. There are better decentralized oracle platforms and Sirgay himself said there is no reason to use his oracle platform over a private one. Companies only have to copy and paste Sirgay's code to create their own Chainlink platform. There is no patent or protection from using a private platform. This isn't even FUD, it's the truth and you faggot Jow Forums scammers are trying to scam people. It's so fucked up.

get rich quick schemes. eventually one will work, it just might take a while

Sounds like something Bill Wurtz would say.

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