WHY I LOVE BEING A WAGESLAVE

When you are a NEET your day is shit. you stink and wake up at 2pm and do nothing.

You dont produce anything of worth. You dont work on your hobbies. You dont have a disposable income.

You don't ENJOY your free time
When Im a wageslave, yeah sure i wake up early. I have to be around insufferable cunts, normalfags and subhumans a lot.

I have to sit in traffic. I even have to sit on public transport.

BUT

when i get home... when i have a few days off.

It feels like heaven. It feels godlike to be in my cosy warm room, in peace and quiet.

I have a lot of money to buy what i want, a loving gf, and plan to have kids

I will have a house paid off by mid 30's and enough to retire, or work part time

In order for good things to exist, you need to have the bad.

No amount of NEET bluepilled cope can change this

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How do you enjoy working half the day, you sleep for like 10 hours, commute for 2 hours then the rest idk.
what if you are a rich neet, then what faggot you will live a real life not wage slavery and constant degradation

trips of truth, neet life is ineffectual

Wagie cope.
Just kys

that's great but you're not rich
you're just some neet
what good is that

sad

What about a NEET who does work on his hobbies, and has a large disposable income from cashing out of crypto last year. A "super-NEET," if you will.

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>sleep for 10 hours

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>posting in r9k threads
fresco is who neets think wagies are

>you stink and wake up at 2pm and do nothing.

b-but user, this is me anyway

t. shift worker

>NEET are rich REEEE
So doesn't the wagecucks.

bruh
we, wagecucks, sleep 6 hours at best

>What about a NEET who does work on his hobbies

Doesn't happen. They have no sense of urgency or drive to succeed as they have no routine or have to endure hardship.

>So doesn't the wagecucks.
so doesn't the wagecucks what?

RAGIE WAGIE
STOMPS HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE
CANT BE NEET

IF HE DOES
HE WONT EAT
IF NO SLAVING
SLEEP IN STREET

RAGIE WAGIE
STOMPS HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE
SCARED OF NEET

WAGIE CRY AND WAGIE MOAN
WORKS HIS FINGERS TO THE BONE

WORK AND WORK NO TIME FOR FUN
ONLY EXIT IS A GUN

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t.

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What do you exactly produce? More money for Mr.Shekelstein?

are the neet and janny posters the same people?

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i work in emergency services so i save lives and see a lot of fucked up shit.

In my spare time i like to draw and make music

What do you produce? More semen for your cum sock?

fuck you state employee

bye poorfag virgin

If you died right now, someone would take your place who could do as good of a job as you or better. Thinking that "muh save lives" gives your individual life meaning is a gigacope. Also, (((productivity))) is a jewish meme.

>implying saving lives of irrelevant unhealthy people is worthy
>implying drawing things and making music that won't affect anyone's life in any way is producing something

If only you knew how insignificant and irrelevant you are. If you were a scientist who was working on relevant research like anti-ageing or cure for cancer then you would have a point but no, you aren't even a doctor

It doesn't give my life meaning, but it sure beats stacking shelves or working in an office all day.

>productivity is a jewish meme

yeah hitler and the third reich were built on a foundation of laziness

go away fapping loser lmao

>If only you knew how insignificant and irrelevant you are. If you were a scientist who was working on relevant research like anti-ageing or cure for cancer then you would have a point but no, you aren't even a doctor

Spoken like a true fedora lord.

I never said i was relavent in the grand scheme of things.

However i sure appreciate my leisure time way more than asspained NEETS, who lay in bed from 2pm-3am every day doing nothing.

The most a NEET will accomplish is playing bing bing wahoo for a few hours.

On the other hand, I have a fulfilling job that lets me see more in a week than the NEET will in his whole life

A loving gf who fucks me multiple times a day


And a bright future, genetic legacy etc


What do you have? Apart from a penis desensitized from internet porn?

> When you are a NEET your day is shit. you stink and wake up at 2pm and do nothing.
this is't the case if you have goals

> You dont produce anything of worth. You dont work on your hobbies. You dont have a disposable income.

again this is bullshit. has nothing to do with beeing free from work. its just that you are too pleb/npc tier to do anything useful with your time.

I meditate, workout, work towards my goal and gain tremendously more from not being a slave. if you dissagree I guess you are the perfect workerbee slave! get working bro!

>I meditate, workout, work towards my goal and gain tremendously more from not being a slave.

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Mooching NEET

also let you know I drive a luxury car that people need to save up for 10 years.

and you know how I managed to buy that car in only 1 year? not becuase I work hard for some shekelberg dude.

Cringe. You are just visualizing what's like being a neet so that you can feel better about yourself. If you were truly satisfied with your life you wouldn't be making this thread. Have you realised not everyone wants to live like an NPC like you?

Well said. I own my own business, and have stress out the ass, and honestly most of the time I wish for the freedom of a salaried or wage earning employee if I could keep my expenses low enough to make such a budget work. I did wage and then salaried work for years, and believe me, the grass is always greener...
Yeah, it's always surprised me the number of people who will literally not work, not have hobbies, not start a family life, not be able to travel or enjoy much of life, all because they're content to exist on whatever government benefits they get or what their misguided parents will give them.
It's like they feel like if someone else will pay for their basic existence, they've won, so long as they have zero responsibility. Sad as fuck.

So your life doesn't have meaning and you aren't relevant in the grand scheme of things, but your job is somehow "fulfilling"? What exactly is it fulfilling? There are poor africans who have sex and have a "genetic legacy". There are even literal retards who go on to reproduce. Only an NPC would justify his existence because of "muh legacy".

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>also let you know I drive a luxury car that people need to save up for 10 years.


I was a NEET for 3 years. Try again.

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my self development was always the best during my periods of being a NEET. yeah, that's how I roll. I work a year or two, then I go on benifits for half a year. Sometimes I earn more money when I'm on benifits then when I am not.


if your life is meaningless when you aren't working for a boss, you pretty much are the perfect slave.

>hurrh its all relative bro!

Nice try degenerate

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I think your reading comprehension and general intellect has massively shrunk from all that ""self development"" you're having in between your fast food jobs

Wageslaves enjoy their spare time a lot more than stinky NEET's, thats my point.

Your life is meaningless without bad parts and hardship to build character and making you appreciate the good parts more.

Of course degenerate zoomers like you shrivel up and fake mental illness at the thought of having to do something they "dont like to do" lmao

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there's intelligent Chad tier neets too, like me.
The social welfare state is rigged up against people that work hard. so why would I work hard? some of you wagies are really fucking stupid. go wage if you want bro i'll have just as much, probably even more money and a lot more skills and knowledge than any true wage slave

I unironically work in IT when I do work lmao.
get fucked loser. , not everyone who doesn't work is a loser. i also have sex , gfs a

>fake mental illness
It's not fake if diagnosed by a licensed psychiatrist.

One day you will wake up and everything will hurt. You will wonder where your life went, and what happened to all the stuff you built. You will think, didn't I used to have a family? Friends? You did, you sold them all for a relatively shitty paycheck.

t. poorfag incel bing bing wahoo coper

>implying all NEETs are poor
faggot, go sit in traffic to lick your boss ass all day.

You can't say being that being NEET is worst then doing 9-5. Yes, being poor NEET is a disgrace but if you had money then it would be good to take a break until you figure out what you want to focus on, if anything. It is not for everyone

>that asspain
whats wrong? i thought NEETS were supposed to be happy?

Guess again. Keep giving your soul away. Maybe you'll make 3k/month in retirement someday.

Wagie cope, if you’re a low test no drive beta you won’t amount to shit being a NEET or being a wagie same goes with pot heads if you don’t have a drive you will just be a lazy stoner. I plan on escaping wage cuckoldry in the next 5-10 years and then really pursuing my passions instead of sitting in an office 40 hours a week. When that happens I’m gonna get a convertible, sit in the morning rush hour traffic with the top down and blare music that celebrates NEETdom and being free from this Jewish system of Monopoly money.

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t. highly suggestible, low IQ mong

Keep coping, faggot. One day you'll reach a point where you'll be stuck with a shit life, but you'll cope by telling yourself "a-at least I made Jow Forums proud, r-right??".

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The government is terrified of NEETs

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>Keep giving your soul away.

t. low test beta

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>dont work on your hobbies

all i did while a neet was work on my hobbies, workout and sleep without an alarm clock

as a wagie making close to six figs I cam tell you the neet life is better if you can afford to survive as a neet

the truth

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Neets are just as bad as wage slaves and both deserve to be gassed

This post was made by the retired gang

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is an entrepreneur a NEET?

yes they are. The greatest creators this world has seen in the past 20 years were entrepreneurs

go back to your cage wagie and keep dreaming that youre not expendable by the entrepreneur boss tycoon that created your job. you are dependent on your entrepreneur boss like a child is to a parent

nah

more like ill reach a point where ill be stuck with...

seeing my offspring grow up healthy and happy

rich as fuck and living somewhere nice

milf wife bouncing her fat ass on my cock twice a day

retired by mid 30's

not having to worry about the government cutting autism bux so i cant buy low price budget store cereal

buying what i want, when i want

seeing the world from a different perspective and actually experiencing new things irl and meeting new people, broadening my understanding of this life


whereas you'll still be playing nintendo when youre 45 lmao

actually that's a lie... youll kys like all the other NEET copers

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>wife
>kids
>retired by mid 30s

next joke, if you want kids and a wife you will work until 65

im a neet who made it off on crypto, still work for fun on my own business. other than that i travel a lot, so im not doing nothing all day

>im a big boy entrepreneur

youre just a poor faggot living on mommies tendies

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Off grid living is what will be standard. Put in the crops. Independence is the only option soon.

No, WORKING (aka employed, the first half of NEET) is not NEETdom. Just cause you're doing it for yourself doesn't make it non-employment.

I'm literally stoned in my office rn, don't have to talk to fucking anyone, about to fire up a game of LoL after spending the morning investing/swing trading my fat commission check into crypto.

Then I'll go home to my house, hot doctor girlfriend, walk my dog (omg responsibilities?!) and get my cock sucked while watching Hulu.

Bro I can't imagine not doing fucking anything with your entire life. That must be so shitty.

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so you are basically a NEET too but you pretend to wage for extra cash.

welcome to the corporate world. Where in a company of 50 people, 10 do all the work and 40 just leech off the rest and pretend to bring meaningfull value. let's face it. 50% of the people performing jobs right now aren't really performing, they just go there, pretend to work hard and then go home. lmao. atleast the NEETS are true to themselves.

Nah nigger, you don't get commission checks (especially fat ones) if you don't work. The difference is that I get to choose when to actually put my effort in and work - and that's certainly not on a Friday. I can make 15-25 phone calls in one day and pay for my life for 3 months. Get fucked for not riding the line of both worlds, and choosing to be a faggot.

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Btw nigger I'm one of three people in a small company. We all do very well, while keeping our overhead fucking tiny. My boss is a mentor, overpays, doesn't talk to me for days on end, and just generally great.

Don't believe all the weird cope propaganda, having a job and a career is one of the cores of being a man.

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Friday evenings is the time when salary men seem happy

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Unironically based and redpilled

Pathetic, hope you remember this post when the guns in your mouth and your about to pull the trigger.

im a wealthy neet so i sleep and wake whenever i want and do whatever i want, travel wherever i want and have an abundance of disposable income.

according to my economics PhD professor an entrepreneur is not employed if that entrepreneur is not making money

many entrepreneurs lose money and dont even make money

I have lost thousands being an entrepreneur every year. been doing it for a few years now

well i suppose im not exactly a neet. im just retired early and financially independent.

its great though

how was that alarm this morning bobo?

An inconsequential part of existing as an adult. Dog wakes me up desu, I don't set an alarm. Just walk the good boye while my girlfriend makes eggs and bacon.

Do you unironically think waking up is hard?

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>sleep for 10 hours
I sleep 4 hours most of the times, Software Developer and Sysadmin here.

>get up at 06:00, start working at 07:00
>30 minutes break at 10:00 and 1 hour break at 12:00
>resume working at 13:00 and go home at 16:00
Takes me around 30 minutes to get home at that time, and I go to sleep between 01:00 and 02:00, just to resume the grind from Monday to Friday.

I'm genuinely doing something I enjoy, so the time flies by at the office, it's a small company with 7 people, so during that time we often hang around each others desk talking about shit, so it's not like you're mindlessly working your soul away.

I have it lucky, because a lot of people do live a grinding hell though, where they barely have any time left, no money by side and close to kill themselves, but grouping these edge cases to be the majority of the population that actually works is ignorant my dude.

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Oy, I need more money Goyim, why must you persecute me for making a simple profit to feed and secure my own family?

I pay the required legal wages, so why besmirch this kind merchant ?


>Literally Jewish and employs SME workforce

fucking based
you and I are very similar

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Bing Bing wahoo...
I laughed far more than I should have at that.

Lmao

nice larp boboberg, but you are trying too hard to make it believable, 5/10

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LOL i'm literally not larping

back after playing another round of LoL. Boss is in Aruba for the next two weeks.

>functioning adult
shaming language like im a child

I sleep without an alarm clock because I value sleep and my health. since when did valuing sleep and health = childish

Children are dependent upon someone to survive. You are dependent upon your boss to survive. we have different bosses is all

have fun dying ealry of a heart attack from all that eggs and bacon and lack of sleep bobo

You are a child lmao.

You don't work and just make weird autistic cope excuses.

Wait lol who are you dependent upon to survive?

Tendies

I worked for a fortune 50 company and now I am not employed in education or training

I am an entrepreneur surviving off my previous wagie bucks. I have lost a ton of money starting my own buisness and all the costs associated with it

I am dependent upon customers to survive

all you wagecucks think working as a w2 makes you awesome. if you quit your job today you would be replaced in two weeks by someone who csn so the same job as you and maybe even better than you

the world would not of changed much if you were never born

go back to copeing how your so important working on a w2

>if you quit your job today you would be replaced in two weeks by someone who csn so the same job as you and maybe even better than you

no shit, this is the case with literally anything. Jeff Bezos could of had a heart attack and never made Amazon, and some other asshole would of had an idea very similar that would fill that void.

Imagine being so cucked you think any effort into anything is useless because someone else could do it.

Let him daydream user, they really do defend slavery for free. Modern day uncle toms

The feeling of guilt for being a lazy pos and no gf are drawbacks of the NEET lifestyle but desu I think its worth it.

There are cucks who go to bed at 10 and have to wake up at 6:30 by an Alarm clock every morning for 30 AHHAHAHAHAHBA IH NONONNOOONO

Tfw based welfare

you think if steve jobs was never born apple would have been created?

you think if linus travolis was never born linux would have been created?

your a brainlet wagie. go back to being an npc robot

Nice been thinking of taking a flight to arugula myself.

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>you think if steve jobs was never born apple would have been created?

Something similar would of filled the void. Its basic capitalism.

How do you not understand this?

>your

oh nvm its an idiot

based and redpilled neet master

have you ever tried to read an essay without paragraphs?

ok mr english professor sorry i dont spellcheck for you. if you can understand what im saying why do you care. idk is bad english but you understand what that means

what about the simpsons? or family guy?

seth macfarlane almost got on the plane that was going to hit on 9/11. Imagine if he would have died. no family guy, american dad, etc. His creative works has made my life much better

If seth would of been a wagie and never created animations, and worked as an accountant family guy etc would not have been made either

keep copeing like the npc you are

Tools such as spears were made because someone decided to stop traditional hunting and choose to do something different. Wolves still hunt without tools. Creativity isn’t that easy. If you think it is then try it sometime. And try to find an employer that will pay for you to create, wagie.

Yes, all of those people and ideas could have died or never been created. The world would of been just fine, and something else would of filled the void. No one cares what you enjoy.

You seem to think that Seth MacFarlane isn't a wagie/total bitch for Fox. This is an error. I can't imagine the amount of tapdancing and crowdpleasing he would have to do in order to maintain his life at this point. Honestly, seems like hell.

You're such a child that television writer/producers are your idea of entrepreneurs/world altering pioneers.

Honestly, kill yourself.

government is working hard to shame the NEETs

Too stupid to not realize that spears illustrate my point exactly. Literally thousands of cultures that had no contact with one another invented spears, and innovated to bows and arrows. They didn't need Johnny Ive to make an aluminium bow before the world caught on. People will fill the void and innovate, ideas aren't that original, and you're a cunt.

HAHA fucking fantasy world of cope.

Yeah dude, I bet you play LoL all day stoned in an office! Fucking hell, who would believe this shite.

>tfw neetwagie
>senior software engineer working at home and making 6 figures
>best of both worlds

There are people in the Amazon that still chuck spears to hunt. Look it up on youtube. Why? Because they have the same mindset as you. Work for the garunteed kill and never take risks to spend time to try and invent a gun.

Arbeit unironically macht frei. It's all about the end goal. I wagecuck and save all I can to put that money towards one day being as self sufficient as I can. First step is to get out of debt I acrued from being a retarded 21 year old, and then work my ass off from there to achieve my goal. If I don't get to experience freedom in my life, then perhaps my children will with what I leave them.

Having children will likely make you not succeed your goal of freedom. You don't need to have kids. Society says we should, but when you think about... why the hell would anyone?