/smg/ - Stock Market General

Crash Over
Bulls Won
we're all eating caviar this weekend edition!

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, Pendulum is the king of cope, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Beartards that were BTFO:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=JNRCA1hbvQk
tradingview.com/
finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec_all&st=
youtube.com/watch?v=4LD44IWPzfE
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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God I want to fuck Mallow

This edition is going to be a joke at the end of the day

This is bear thread. Bullfags go to other stinky thread.

Its a split Bull thread
Bears have no home

imagine being a bear

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because the market is so high /smg/ had to split.

"DATA REMAINS SOLID AND LOOKS STRONG GOING INTO 2019"
BASED POWELL DOES IT AGAIN
This is a bear thread now

HURR DA MARKUT IZ CRASHING
Jow Forums TOLD ME THERE WAS GOING TO BE A RECESSION

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Just wondering how many bull days have we had this week? Like how many days did the indexes close higher than they opened?

>implying implications

why not bulls in both, bears in both?

>2 threads at once
>i get 8 whole ID's to play with

there will be no shame

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DON'T DO IT POWEELLLLLLLLLLLL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"The market is way ahead of the data :^)"
BASED FUCKING POWELL

more red than green

bigger red and smaller green for the most part too

for now

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Pump it Nya

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"IF normalization was part of the problem we wouldn't hesitate to change policy"
This means he doesn't think he caused the crash. LOL

fuck this bullshit is rigged

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HOLY HECKIES
this price action absolutely untouchable
the market spread am like .20 every millisecond KEK
this absolutely crazy

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RIP PUTS, I won't even sell. Let it expire worthless

Bears had an opportunity yesterday to set a meaningful low. Despite a valiant effort a couple minutes before close they couldn't manage anything beyond a very brief wick down. Selling pressure just isn't there. I expect bullish bias for the better part of next week.

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HAMBAGA GREEN DAY

DOW 50,000 EOY

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To the user that said MNGA was going to moon
FUCK YOU!
I'm done
never posting here again
Just sold all of my shares, you guys are fucking retarded assholes

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absolutely pathetic effort on the part of bears
bears HUMILIATED and EMASCULATED yet again

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251 broken!

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"If the president asked you to resign, would you?"

"NO"

Based fuckin Powell

LMAO

>buying a pump n dump after the pump has already begun

if people are telling you how much its going to grow and its already having double digit percent gains in a day, its too late, the train has already left the station, you missed it

perfect time to short though

>buy DRYS at $4.00
>sell DRYS at $104.00 same day
>gets halted 5 minutes later, unhalts at $2.00

good times

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are we finally gonna break above the Anti-Bull-Line (TM) ???

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What program/website gave you this? I must have it looks rad.

yes
We going straight to 258

Speaking of memes, looks like a decent entry into TOPS tbqh.

b*ars on suicide watch
I was right the entire time

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Thread musical theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=JNRCA1hbvQk
(Foreigner power ballads are acceptable too)

tradingview.com/


and
finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec_all&st=
is fun for daily checking and screenshots too

>TOPS
ah good times, reminds me of
>CERU muh nigga

hows LABU doing?

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based

it's doing well, but I don't own any of it
i probably should have bought some during the dip
the entire healthcare sector has been oversold for far too long

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...if they get Powell to flip and ignore long term market health just for the sake of making things look good in the present, the 2020s are going to be a nasty decade for us.

Overall tendency is down. Bond yields inverting. Bears slowly awaken from the winter.

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well in 2020 if the democrats somehow take power you just fucking sell everything and even borrow some shit from other people to sell.

>tightening range, continues to converge

uh oh, we in trouble, or we about to be saved?

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The 3month/5 year actually just UNINVERTED :P

2 smgs running again....

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By then its too late. The time to start getting bearish is now. The fucking market is shooting upward near vertically.

You can't deny the trend over the last few months.

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ANOMALY
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nope if you want to time the market, you have to stay on the wave until its actually time to short the market.

>durrr all trends go on forever

you are a fucking idiot and you're going to lose your money

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>implying

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>TRENDS ARENT ACTUALLY TRENDS REEEEEE

is this gonna be the biggest bull trap I'm history?
sasuga bears

Here you go frenz, probably going to change it a little bit before end of day, but this is pretty close to peak performance. On a side note, what the fuck am I supposed to do on the weekend that doesn't involve getting fucked up or fucking loose women? With the market closed I'm pretty sure I am going to lose my mind.

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bears, what exactly is fucked up about the economy and why should we stop fucking you guys in the ass for the money?

Jesus I love spreadsheets. Graphs are cool and all but only a spreadsheet can literally give you raw probability of a stock hitting a certain price.

thats golden bull bro

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degenerate gambler detected

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>women and minorities

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GALT > GPRO

me am only down 5k on GPRO today @_@

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It's called investing.

>galt
pendegay is that you?

If I make 10% by august will I be able to sell myself as some super good investor?

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Crashing this market WITH NO SURVIVORS.

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wow, you're garbage. i'm still up 60% after losing 300% this year.

Cant argue with that. Ill sell my pants when the crash happens.

Theres nothing fucked up about the economy. Keep buying. Buy on credit if you can.

i already bought my calls with my equity and metals with credit. if economy is actually fucked, then idc about my credit.

You monsters are propping this market up on borrowed money???? How irresponsible can you be? Why don't you go back in time and have a kid at 16?

Having kids at 16 is smart and based. Fuck the boomers for making this shitty system that REFUSES to give out liquidity yet DEMANDS the liquidity for success.

did you know lupus western diet induced illness, like obesity and heart disease

youtube.com/watch?v=4LD44IWPzfE

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kek
lupus is 100% non-dietary
there have been hundreds of studies confirming this

trust me if going vegan had any confirmed heath benefits for lupus me would have already done

I dunno man, if you wanna be a vegan thats your thing, but that shit is for basedboys. I mean look even a ceasar salad has egg and anchovie and cheese in it. And where do these vegan women get their calcium? Am I going to have to fucking pay to fucking fix their broken bones when they get osteoporosis at the age of 40?

try it for few weeks see yourself

If I was burger I'd say now is the perfect shorting opportunity

me have even read things that support its actually very unhealthy for auto-immune disease suffererts to be vegan

its because when they get sick, they will often lose weight, and people who are vegan often have little excess body fat to lose so their body breaks down organs and stuff faster

that does not make sense if it worked you would not lose weight due to illness anymore

not eating meat doesnt magically protect you from bacterial or virus infections

it is rather well documented lupus reacts highly well, like heart disease and type 2 diabetes, to no fat plant based diet. i would cut at least all dairy if i were you, highly inflammotory

he told me on discord that he got banned for posting about gay sex again

>muh new age psuedoscience

no its not, you cant provide a single study for that
am of sure of it

that faggot would be in a discord

Based mods.

people like to hear good news about their bad habits. yes some people rather have bypass surgery than change their diets that is well known

Wow everyone suddenly turned into a bunch of health experts. This a bear coping thing or something?

>Bear holds overnight put
>Thinks market will go down on jobs report
>Thinks FED will make market go down
>Lose all his money

Bears should just KYS LMAOOOOOOOO

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tired of these discord faggots...

me have read ALOT of studies on lupus, am almost an expert

you are just lying, give some studies or stfu

Okay I take it back, _now_ is the perfect time to short

unless /es breaks out of 2500-2550 level it's going to test it's 2300 low again.. why start a solid position right now? why not wait?

give it a try then see yourself what you got to lose

Am balls deep in NVAX and a bunch of good news about phase 3 came out. Shorts are making $ right now but I expect it to jump this week. If RVS data looks good at the JP Morgan conference on Jan 8 it will moon.

Now is the best time to go bear. Retarded bulls think the market can go up anymore. Only full retards buy at this point.

I had positions before this and bought AMD at market open. I am doing pretty good.

because its going to 3000 this year

actually, since we're not at ath. it means that there are money to be put into the market.

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-_-;
life for one thing
me already anemic, vegan would destroy me

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perhaps he will stop finally?

i think quite a few trippfags are

i see them talk about it during movie night

indeed, mods are becoming based

>buying inverse ETF's on red (market) days
thats when you sell shorts, not buy them

days like today are when you buy

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yes we probably see slight turn down again

>i think quite a few trippfags are
>i see them talk about it during movie night
only the newbs they go in there to encourage each others bad ideas.. instead of going out and enjoying life on saturday nights they rather sit there and talk about how they don't have girlfriends.

>Ford recalls over 953,000 vehicles, part of largest series of recalls in U.S. history.