Just sent my application to mcdonalds

>just sent my application to mcdonalds
what am I in for, friends?

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depression

eat shit for a while
use job money to work yourself to a better life

If i worked at mcDonalds, I would see how much free food I could eat before I got fired.

Like I want to eat so much I want to see there is a loss of net profit just having me there.

This is the best case scenario. Make sure you spend all your free time to work towards something better.

managers are morons on power trips

then you would need to be in night shift for maxim damage

I will never understand why people choose to work at McDonald's or any other fast food when there are better shitty jobs that don't make you smell like shit. Wait tables and get tips. Fuck even Walmart would be better.

because McDonald doesn't care about employment history. McDonald's does hire convicts.

Ignore your co-workers for the most part. Some will be young kids working their first job, that's cool, be nice to them, help them out a little where you can, but avoid their drama. The vast majority of your co-workers will be idiot aggressive negroes with loads of attitude. Not much you can do about it because the owner will know that those kind of people are the only way he can fill a high-turnover, low paying, mindless job with expendable morons.
Honestly, if you do act like a mature leader and decent worker, and are able to get along with your manager, you'll probably move up to more pay and more responsibility. When you're able, get to know the owner. Thank him for your job after you've been there a couple of months, send him a copy of your college grades or some other accomplishment with a thank you, whatever - doesn't take much to stand out from the crowd of mouth-breathers that can't clear a drive thru line in under 20 minute wait. Remember: low drama, gratitude, keep your eyes on not falling into the "culture" of your co-workers, because you're going to be working with a lot of human trash.