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>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, Pendulum is the king of cope, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
Why would you get salty like a fag about missing gains instead of learning what caused your retardation.. Ignoring the announcement of the FED MEETING and BULLISH JOBS #
Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m up 1.01%! Today we’re going to a Romano’s in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Also I hate to say it but LCI is taking a commanding lead in the Race to Seven Dollars tm, how long will this last?
Y-you sold, r-right user? It's prudent to take 83% gains, r-right? Up 3% today! I also had a dream I delivered pizza to a house, and the person in it said it was Sundown, then I woke up Weird
Your trips should be how many shares you buy. Your gonna make it.
Jeremiah Price
Fuckin sold GE 2 hours ago for 8.24 in my defense no one could see that AH jump coming and no one knows what the fuck is going on with them anyhow. Still feels like losing money though
Ayden Anderson
>Also I hate to say it but LCI is taking a commanding lead in the Race to Seven Dollars tm
Buy back in when the market crashes back down on Monday desu. Easy gains.
Cameron Russell
Super duper good day today. Only flub is that my last second attempt at some profit taking on rocket ship Green Thumb Industries didn't fill. No problem on that though, it has emphatically confirmed bullish reversal anyway.
Now seriously, aren't the increasingly large swings in both directions an indicator that suggests a volatile market that has the potential to go even lower? That's basically what BTC has been doing at 6k for months and is now doing at 3k.
Asher Kelly
>I dont know what to make of the buyout by Bristol-Meyers. >I bought at 103 dollars, now it's gone up by 35% to 86 dollars.
the price it'll end up at is (the amount the company was bought out for)/(the number of shares) once the company is sold, your shares will either be automatically sold and converted to cash, converted to shares of the new parent company, or a bit of both
it's looking like LCI will win, but hopefully GALT will flip GPRO before the race is over
I was going to buy into KHC next Friday when I get my next deposit, but I'm considering taking it off my buy list It's dividend coverage is cutting it real close, not sure what to do
Dylan Wright
Ge is up because Apollo is looking to lease something about jets? News just broke on it.
Jacob Jackson
It's something like 50 dollars a share + 1 new share of Bristol-Meyers. So basically Bristol-Meyers has to end up at 53 dollars or more.
But then I hear stuff like this: >Additionally, Celgene shareholders get contingent value right, entitling the holder to receive $9.00 in cash, subject to the U.S. FDA approval of ozanimod, liso-cel, and bb2121.
Wtf is this?
Carson Richardson
Aren't you banned? Looks like the jannies need to sweep the thread again for faggots
Aaron Russell
stock market volatility = volume. crypto volatility = swings in the price. stocks are so rigged that they've pegged volume as vix to signal traders when they will sell and make money off it.
Landon Ortiz
GPRO have too many bagholders @ $5-7 it basically has distribution of shitcoin ATM ;_; honest expect this thing to dump $3 next time market crashes
if youre worried they might cut the div its never going to happen. Theyll just have 3g and buffet bail them out of trouble
Luke Bennett
I'm the OP from this thread
Feels fucking good bros
Long live long gainers on REAL
Fuck all zoomer shitcoin shills
Evan Garcia
What if go-pro is actually the reason why sales of iphone are shit because everybody got go-pros in China instead of smart phones?
Jack Fisher
I'm worried about their stagnated dividend If price recovers their % yield won't be over 5%, which is a real bummer for my DRIP
Carter Bell
Is there anything I should worry about with buying and selling options? From my understanding you can only lose up to the premium you pay. But I keep hearing the term "on the hook". In what situation, when you still posses the option when it expires, would the broker make you exercise it?
Chase Scott
why not just cut your losses, rkg do you have a reason to believe GPRO will go back up again
Colton Nelson
most you can lose when buying options is all of you money most you can lose when writing options is all of your money plus, like, a jillion dollars
Ayden White
selling options without holding the underlying asset, or not using a spread can have potentially unlimited risk, just buy puts/calls if you're new, don't sell/write them.
Jeremiah Jackson
Looks like we found a short term bottom. I think I'm going to go long, at least till earnings season.
hahaha yeah hahaha Apple should just buy GoPro already >:D that would be epic
(but seriously) China has an whole fleet of knock off GPROs T_T they physically cant sell anything is China only good over seas news for GPRO is Japan, they love the GoPro (TM) Brand
it will probably only be stagnant for a year. Same with GIS, they have a history of stagnating but then the next div will boost to make up for the missed to continue normal growth
gis and kraft did stagnate during the recession and continued after quickly. just wait for these quarters to be over
he smart. Also, don't be an idiot and hold options until expiry. You're too nooby to know when to do that.
Charles Miller
Okay cool that makes sense. Ive only been buying calls and puts. I dont even want to get into writing them.
Cameron Jackson
There are some circumstances involving options which introduce "infinite risk".
Writing an uncovered call is one. Theoretically, a stock's price can rise infinitely. If the holder of the option decides to exercise the option, you are obligated, at whatever price, to buy 100 shares of a stock, and then sell it back to the person at the price of the option.
Writing a put introduces similar risk too, however the lowest price a stock can drop to is 0, so in the worst case you just lose everything, rather than having to somehow come up with an abritrary sum of money like with naked calls.
Evan Lopez
comfy how big is your portfolio now?
Ryder Torres
WHO HERE /NIBBLIN/???
Thomas White
you should just yolo all your money into some OTM options on some shit biopharma crap nobody has ever heard of, take your 100000% gains and have a party with liquor whores and blow.
Jackson Bell
Maxed out it was 3k, but I had to liquidate half of it to pay off part of my tuition to not take out student loans so I'm back down to 1.5k >:( I have a payment plan in place to get up to 5k EOY though so I won't be the biggest poorfag ITT
Andrew Lee
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES BOYS I KNEW IT I KNEW IT GE WOULD BE MY GOLDEN TICKET I KEPT BUYING FROM 8.06 ALL THE WAY DOWN TO 6.66 I AM SET IF IT HIT THE 15 MARK
>China crumbing >US roaring FEELS GOOD TO BE THE BEST BABY
*sips* ahhhh freedom tastes good
Grayson White
Shorting the best publicly traded dick pic sharing app? What were you thinking?
Jordan Miller
I've been shorting it since $14.
Nolan Richardson
Apollo Global Management LLC (APO) is in talks with merchant bankers to borrow enough cash to buy some or all of the jet-leasing unit from General Electric Co. (GE), according to a report late Friday. GE stock rose 3.4% in after-hours trading Friday. Apollo is looking for about $30 billion in debt to buy the jet-leasing business, Bloomberg News reported (bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-01-04/apollo-considers-bid-for-ge-jet-leasing-business-ge-stock-rises), citing anonymous sources.
Daniel Brown
>don't spread the risk off >surprised when theta, vega, and delta kick your ass Enjoy your lotto tickets I guess.
Adrian Garcia
Jesus, get a job. Playing around with pocket change is a waste of time.
Then you should be doing quite well for your self. I remember when they first IPO'd and I got bogged on them. I didn't fall for the iron hands meme though took my losses and moved on.
Alexander James
just hold honestly by the end of this year we should be at 15 maybe even 20 honestly just buy now while its still low in my opinion. you miss the bottom of the dip but its still a dip
that's just a new york example, she wants 70% federal (marginal) rate across the nation
Parker Peterson
Fucking commie bitch, I hope she and her whole family has a long and happy life.
Jackson Ramirez
Kek'd.
Brayden Russell
Narrator: And just like that, NYC became a ghost town. no one will ever know why the rich left, but the poor remain here, shitting up the place...literally
Gabriel Powell
What if I create a shell company in the country of Nevis and use that to hide all of my income?
David Bell
who would do that? Just move your money around shadow companies between international bank accounts? no one that's who.
Ordinarily on that kind of gain I would say yes, take profit asap. However, something happened today on the Nasdaq and S&P. Both completed a bullish MACD cross on their daily charts as well as broke above short term resistance levels.
This is the kind of stuff that signals cautious bulls that a reversal has formed and it's time to start buying in. Monday could potentially get pretty crazy. This pump isn't done.
