Hey Jow Forums i have 20k, how to make alot of money from it inb4 no clue about crypto shit

Hey Jow Forums i have 20k, how to make alot of money from it inb4 no clue about crypto shit

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you can't
just put it in a CD or CD ladder it
of course you can look at crypto in a few years and realize if you had twisted your dick and touched your ass with just the right configuration of crypto investments you would get a good return

or you can have a CD with ok returns cry about not twisting your dick but ultimate be happy with the ok returns you got

So i can never get rich :(
Actually i had a plan to make/open a fitness supplement company and invest alot of money into advertisment, i have some good ideas for different tastes but its still alot of risk cuz i also have to quit my job for that:/

Go all in on HOT and thank me later. Volume is key. With 20K after a 2 satoshi push upwards you'll have much more bread than what you started with. Target buy 12, first sell 14/15

Sounds pretty gay. Its not hard to buy cheap cash flows and hold stocks until they're fully valued. Bank of America

Yeah i dont understand a single word ma boi
Rip

lmao you absolute nigger

Look up coinbase and buy Ethereum.
If you cant figure out how to do that well then i guess social Darwinism really exists.

Good luck.

Dont call me nigger, fucking nigger

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sell stuff from wish com on flea markets

DYOR

Buy link

Go to cocaine and buy as much Mexico as you can. Slap cartel make them give you double. Sell in the nickel, club bags only.

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Vibe is releasing a FPS game on Jan 12th. It looks amazing. Not many people know about it yet. Binance & Vibe marketing campaign will start early Jan. Vibe is down 96% from ATH. Koreans are aggressively accumulating. Get in quick

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this or buy kneepads

Put it all in bit coin and just forget about it

unironically buy exactly 32 ETH, 1 BTC and put the rest in LINK.

you will make dosh

just buy bitcoin dude. its not that hard.

Replace CDs with US Treasury notes and go with this

>no state taxes
>rates that beat all savings accounts/CDs

bitmex or bitfinex. you need margin

buy chainlink. You're welcome

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5k in BTC
50 ETH
50 XMR
250 DCR

That's the non gambler degenerate folio and the degenerate one is:

715 000 NKN

If you buy chainlink you support ISIS

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All in link

Guys ahahah you make my days with these memes, ahahah poor Sergey what has he done to be costantley memed on by a group of autistics nerds?

Only middle easterners do this

buy link now!