>start a new job
>go in first day
>stay late until everyone has left
>steal absolutely everything of value (monitors, computers, keyboards etc)
>resign
>if they ask if it was you who stole the stuff just say no
>sell the stuff on craigslist for big money profits
Why wouldn't business idea this work?
Sounds like a good business idea to me.
Because they'll figure it out and press charges.
There's a fucking camera everywhere these days.
Jail
A criminal record
Steal the camera
>business idea
also it won't work because you're a nigger and niggers don't work
no
>cameras
because i'm sure you're the first person to come up with that. Surely your employer won't have any sort of contingency plan in place to deal with such a thing
I won't get caught.
Possibly the most retarded idea I've ever seen.
cameras are uploading to the cloud every minute, faggot. businesses don't fuck around.
what if you accidently say yes if they ask if you stole the stuff?
it happenss sometimes
I recall hearing about a teacher who tried stealing computers from his school's computer lab and selling them on craigslist. He got caught
i chuckled
I'M SO FUCKING HORNY AND LONELY
>start new job
>murder person with position above you
>get promoted because you’re next in line
>keep doing this until you’re the boss
>if they ask if you did it just say no
Why does no one do this?
>Start new Job
>become the person in charge of ordering supplies
>order extra shit to steal
>open up a amazon seller account
>post the stuff that you steal for sale
>buy the stuff you steal from your account
>repeat
why haven't you made it yet?
I already steal all the stationary at my current place but it takes time to make them saleable because I have to sand the corporate logos off the pens individually.
steal everything in under a minute and cut off internet before the upload
Just steal the fucking camera first.
Jesus fuck, guys.
that's a classic african american business plan and I wish you the best of luck ma nigga
Cute couple
Then steal the cloud
Faggot
Because as the "new guy" you'd be the first one thy suspect. An easier way to make money would be to take shit jobs that require lots of training that require very little work, do the training, get free cash, and then just stop showing up after you get paid.
Based.
based baggy clothes manlet
The heck user? You do this outside /ic/ too?
source? is that tori black?
>he doesn't go for the server room first
Jeez, hes one of those mentally disturbed incels I hear about
This is going to sound really weird
But I know the exact block where this picture was taken in LA
I purchased a computer monitor from some repair shop in the tall building on the left side of this picture
I parked very close to the curb visible in this pic
What's the point of this? Why get free training if you don't use it? help a brainlet
Definitely not even close to the weirdest thing that's been said here.