DOW +750

Recessioncels on suicide watch

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lol PPT in overdrive right now

bet you shorted the bottom like the utter retard you are lmao

dead cat bounce

deluded bears

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The absolute state of dowcels.

DOW 1 million by 2050

I don't know if anyone told you this, user, but we're in a bear market. Haven't you seen this video? youtube.com/watch?v=hA_kg_nMGNU

>watching boomer news
>believing boomer news

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30k soon

based and dowpilled

You guys are right, recession is called off. Never mind SPY is still -15% from ATH and global slowdown indicators keep coming out every single day. You fools deserve to lose all your money if you haven't liquidated into all cash yet.

>being this mad you were a retard and liquidated

nah, ill enjoy being rich while you wagecuck for me

I took a screenshot of your post. Hopefully you're still around in 6-12 months when every major global index is -60%. I don't blame you if you end up taking the easy way out and ending it all. By the way, yield curves continue to inch towards inversion. Keep living in your delusional fairy tale.

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>yield curves

its not the 1980s anymore grandpa. nobody gives a shit.

stocks are a scam. it's not even a currency. lul on you.

>Ignore indicators that are 100% accurate when back tested

Delusional and ignorant. You deserve to lose your money and it will be all your fault.

Very well. We shall allow this bounce.

Listen to this user, today was the best chance to liquidate in weeks. Bear continues to walk on Monday.

>Three months down, one day up...

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what can you even do with chuck-e-cheese stocks.
>h-hi I'd like a coffee please
>sure that will be 0.0000124135 AAPL
>i mean 0.0000123237 AAPL
fucking boomers lmao

Stocks are shares in a productivity producing corporations.
Currencies are just values created out of thin air.

Dow Jones 40k EoY.
Get rekt bears. Kek.

>Implying stocks value isn't created out of thin air.
But at least the majority doesn't give a fuck about over valuation of tech companies. Let's go to 40k and another QE round, or more tax cuts. I am long x100

Yield curve is flattening as central banks are raising rates LT yields haven't moved much. Try actually thinking instead of regurgitating shit you heard.

>You coin shills start to believe your own bullshit sometimes.

>muh new paradigm
Yep it's a bubble.

Anyone else think Gundlach looks like Musk?

pathetic bear cucks. you losers just keep losing money