>be turbo chad (6'6" millionaire Oxford grad lots of sex) but hate life/want to die and generally incredibly bored
>At Tesco's buying groceries
>Been banned from here before for harassing the employees, all other supermarkets far away can't be arsed to go anywhere else
>Walking to checkout about to leave, two of the retards grab me and start trying to walk me out
>Struggle with one, trips other starts hitting me in the face
>Kick the one on the floor in the face a few times, grab other guy by shirt
>grab a can of beans from the shelf and start smashing it into his face
>Blood everywhere but he won't let go, keep doing it until he gets knocked out
>Leg it for the exit
>Normals block the exit with trolleys, start assaulting them still can't get out
>Police arrive, arrested
>Due to appear in court for 2 counts of gbh, 5 counts of assault, trespass and theft
Anyone else made it?
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bull shit.
Reminded me of some Brando stories. That guy man
which college did you go to...
The big one with the red door
you haven't made it unless you can get those charges dropped.
>Been banned from here before for harassing the employees
Dude, why were you banned in the first place?
>why were you banned in the first place?
he just started his story at the end
>being such a fuck up that you’re banned from a supermarket
You haven’t made shit
Went to Oxford but dumb enough to get in to petty fights
Oh this larp again, the "I got rich but I don't know how to spend my money" shit
Link to previous everyone
>theft
You kept the tin of beans? Based OP
thats bullshit but i dont believe it
Was this you youtube.com
>Oxford grad
>Still gets banned from Tesco's
Let's be real here, only oxford you graduated from is that knock off, and the only million you have is in South Korean won.
If that door doesn't lead to Tom Quad your college is shit tier boyo.
Oxford Blue ID- representing.
fucking kekked
Yeah, knowing UK laws you're fucked. 1 or even 2 weeks in prison.
>be turbo chad (6'6" millionaire Oxford grad lots of sex) but hate life/want to die and generally incredibly bored
Send some bitcoins plz
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Are you the guy posting here who was suicidal the other day who plays PUBG? if so I'm glad you didn't kill yourself. fuck those supermarket wagies for putting their hands on you
such is life as an atheist. Enjoy it, it will never get better unless you repent and become a christian with all your heart and soul
RIGHT ON. WICKED OP. The world is full of haters. Have you ever thought about killing someone and getting away with it?
>hate life/want to die
do us all a favour
and compo
>canned bean
>not superior nutrient dense bagged dry pintos
You haven't made shit and you know it!
Kek larping this hard
>Oxford
>Millionaire
>Shops at tesco
FAKE AND GAY