Saturday night

lying butt naked

I'm 23 and I'm fully aware of how quickly time is running out. I feel like I'm wasting my final years of youth hating my teenage self but it's hard to break out of it. I'm a skeleton but decent looking and not completely socially retarded, I've always had attention from girls. I just always chose Jow Forums and a night in with weed/beer over going out.

Same here. Can we meet and form a Chainlink? Maybe other skeleton anons want to join.

what is forming a chainlink hahah

I'm a little ahead of you (wasted all my best years) at 26, but the years now are still semi-potent (or just as potent with the right drugs) so I'm trying to steer myself out of the hole and hopefully come out well by the time I'm 30 (which is dangerously close).
The earlier you do it the better.

I was thinking of trying to do accounting exams privately and breaking into that. I think if I hit 30 with a series of jobs and opposed to a career path it's pretty much over.

>Fuck I'm you but I'm 27. How would you change your life if you were 27?

I did start to change around that age. I started drinking and getting on tinder etc in 2014 or so and it all snowballed from there. But I am still really far behind. I've managed to fuck way more than 100 girls now and I have friends and stuff, but I will always be a weirdo and lagging behind.

For me to change I had to tinker with upstream factors - you can't just force yourself to do shit. I found what things were rotting my brain and stopped them. And I found what things helped me, and started doing them.

Posting on forums is one of the worst habits, I've sat here for 9 hrs now, it's gross. Other things included over-exercising (causes tremendous stress and constant fatigue) and eating like a weirdo (too much meat and dairy, mostly).

Now I rest lots, drink, smoke, try to avoid forums and other brain-mangling bullshit.

as opposed*

How would you get kissed and hugged by a girl if you're 27yo awkward virgin? Is there still a chance, or it's over? I mean I could have pay a whore to get sex, but no whore will kiss you or hug.

can't overstate how much a bad diet makes you feel like shit, I was convinced I was dying of cancer or something at uni and then once I moved in with family and started eating normal meals I realised it's not so good to be surviving on beef jerky, haribo and beer

Get a steady job, get money, display that ability to provide a steady home and 30yo women will throw themselves at you. They're too crazy about becoming too old to have children to ignore someone who can provide.

One of them will give you hugs.

fuck im 18 and reading this thread. how do i save my youth frens.
i dropped out of HS and am living as a NEET havent been outside in 2 weeks.

I have $25k in crypto. should i just bail and run to Greece or some shit living like a chad traveller?

>But I am still really far behind. I've managed to fuck way more than 100 girls now and I have friends and stuff, but I will always be a weirdo and lagging behind.
>larping on a feels thread
youre never making it

Thanks for sharing bro. 100 girls is really impressive. I started to change myself at 24. Got my weight lost and mind altered though self-hypnosis, yet still no gf.
>Get a steady job
Check
>get money
Check
>display that ability
How?
>30yo women
Maan I'm 27, could it be 20-26yo girls?

I’m 22 and only fucked 32 girls, how do I get to 100 plus?

>Maan I'm 27, could it be 20-26yo girls?
with enough wealth

pick something and stick at it. Try not to let people drift away that you care about even though it probably seems like you don't need them atm. Don't give a shit about social media or what your mates are doing. Don't waste all your money although enjoy yourself and always have a 1-3k net in case shit hits the fan

>fucking 100 random cum-dumpsters
Wouldn't a normal person be disgusted by potential genital herpes, STDs and bad hygiene in general? But to each his own, I guess

The funniest is always how people think unemotionally and psychopathically fucking hundreds of "opposite gender" isn't autistic in itself. Or is this just how autists think "social" behaviour should be like?

it's too late for that. I went NEET in mid 2017 coz i made v. good money from crypto but its almost all gone now and ive already driven everyone away (havent talked to old mates in over a year now).

so im a lone wolf. Seriously considering just running away at this point

>I’m 22 and only fucked 32 girls, how do I get to 100 plus?

LOL when I was 22 I had fucked ONE girl.

I just fixed my health and got through 20-40 per year for several years in my late 20's. Majority from tinder but whatever you're good at.

how to meet girls after college? im so lonely bros

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career wise though you could feasibly learn code from scratch or go to law school, I'm 23 and the doors to all that are rapidly closing. You could go to college and make teenage friends, again at my age it's borderline weird

unironically Tinder. It's not as grim as it sounds, a lot of normal intelligent girls use it nowadays and it's less stress than getting trashed and waddling around a bar looking for (probably trashy) birds to hit on

how to take good pics for tinder? I have no social media at all

be urself

sadly you need at least a few friends or it's going to be a red flag. Ideally get one photo with a dog (use a friends if you don't have one), girls love dogs and it's easy conversation early on. Then you want one with mates holding a beer bottle or something so she thinks you're socially functional, or at a festival/on holiday. Then one flattering selfie and maybe one of you looking smart in a suit from a wedding or at a formal event. desu you can make do with a couple of flattering selfies but that's ideal. Main thing is not being fuck ugly, the bio and how you come across.

Tinder is horseshit that attracts a very specific audience (read: sluts). Tinder is not some sort of innovation: before Tinder, you had "dating services" whose female demographics also primarily consisted of sluts. Tinder is just a glorified dating service.

>Tinder is horseshit that attracts a very specific audience (read: sluts).

*tips fedora*

that's some solid advice. Also be mindful of your habbits and try to avoid or reduce harmful ones. Think what you would like to do with your time or try in your life.
There are a lot of mid 20s people at college. You'd do great user

only shitskins or fatties likes me on tinder, damn shame

if only it was the cute kind of shitskin, but its always the chubby racemixed kind

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you're clearly a virgin or inexperienced socially. Tinder changed and normalised the online dating scene irrecoverably. Normal educated women use it out of curiosity in the vague hope of finding a partner. Half the people on campuses have it.

last tinder match I had was a woman with only one arm.

I’m always hungry to have unprotected sex with females and nut inside them. If I don’t change my behavior, how soon will I have a kid?

Tinder is gamified dating.

By using Tinder you're literally picking a girl whose hobby is "dating" (no matter what else she points out in her profile). By using Tinder the girl means she PERPETUALLY uses it, which means she'll continue using it even after you start dating her - simply because it's fun. Seriously, who would date a girl whose hobby is "dating"?

I suppose you're just a lone fatso who's unaware that people in the outside world have HOBBIES and ACTIVITIES where they actually meet each other, not just "dating services", "mail order brides", "Tinder" or whatever fad fancy crap full of sluts on the cock carousel that you're into.

oh of course I'm aware that there are alternatives to online dating, I'm stating that tinder has made it a lot more widespread and normalised. And you're wrong in saying it's 'literally picking a girl whose hobby is "dating" and that they are going to cheat on you

LOL

cuck

and what kind of HOBBIES and ACTIVITIES do girls have?

yoga, some new age bullshit, animals, charity.. Off the top of my head

whatever... at least I know I have tried in my life.
I would feel worse if I were a hidden chad that spends his time on Jow Forums and never gets any action that would be so easily available for him lol.

we are meant to reproduce, after all.

there already is a population bubble
the biological imperative to reproduce will lead to the edge of extinction ironically.

whats the workaround for appearing to have friends? i keep hearing that it's a red flag not to have any when using tinder. i only have one, and we don't take photos of us together. i have a facebook acc that portrays me as a normie with lots of friends ect, but it's all stuff from years ago when i was sociable, nothing recent. so that would be a red flag too? i'm pretty good looking but im not sure it's enough to negate the creepy no-friends incel vibe.

Pregnancy is a myth

the population bubble is mainly due to shitskins, there's not any overpopulation in any white country, so if you are white, keep making babies

solution, nuke africa and the other sand places, maybe some of southasia aswell

Easy to scam group photos, lots of ways to do it. Important for sure.

Just photoshop something. Steal someone else's photo from Faceberg and put your face there. (Hire a Fiverr pajeet if you don't know how). You're in it for a quick fuck anyway.

you mean just fake a group photo? feels pretty bad to have to do that but if it must be done...

Holy shit I'm not gonna make it. I'm just not cut out for this type of social modern world system you have to go by. Actually dated girls about 6 years ago before had a fuck up in life and went full caveman. But reading this that THIS is how you do it nowadays just makes me cringe. I will try to find some other method, I never had social site profiles and never will, fuck them.

imagine getting caught doing that though. thanks anyway, i'l have to look into it

I'm posting here because I need advice and some of you are older and maybe have some perspective to share.

I'm 23 and recently got diagnosed and medicated for ADHD. Suddenly I can actually study.

Because I was unable to fucking sort my shit out and pay attention before this I am studying education at uni because I thought hey at least that's pretty easy.

Now I'm dating a girl who will get her MD license in a year and it is fucking with my self esteem as well.

I've been thinking about changing paths in terms of my education. I now realize I am actually able to do pretty much anything if I am committed (and medicated)

I've wasted 19-23 partying and fucking thots (don't get me wrong it was a lot of fun and my game is tight because of it) but for christ sake I could've been making big $$$ by now.

I'm also scared how my GF would react if I were to tell her "oh btw I'm moving away and going to law/med school for example.

Jesus Christ the spot I am in now is confusing and taxing.

Any advice bros? Sorry for the blog post, thank you if you actually read it all

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tfw i just went to a sushi restaurant for lunch and got the qt japanese waittress's #

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hes a narcissist, truly.

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wow you're in

keep it casual dont be a faggot

remember you're just friends atm

disregard females
aquire currency

You did the right thing user.
Mabe go out once a month for the dicks gains though.

Kek I literally have 2 courses left to finish my shitty business bachelors, but seeing as to I haven't studied anything and spent all my time instead shit posting about chainlink, and its in a foreign language so I'll probably going to be late another semester. Worth it tho

Already set up a date for Tuesday night. We're golden, user.

Either fake text or you are both very autistic.

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>he doesn't play the nice guy opener
>he creeps all the good looking girls out
I'm sure you have great relationships, user.

Nice user

where are you going to take her? is she azn

bbq? chinese? american

wut u gonna dine her with

Just watch our user, you aren't in the clear until youve got her foot up your nose imo.

Theres a really nice French bistro in her area. Not too foo foo, but high quality food, and a chill atmosphere. Yeah, she is Japanese, probably some european too because she is tall and has cute freckles across her cheeks and nose, and she isn't flat as a board.

I passed the PA bar in July now I’m studying for the UBE. Today was my first day of studying so I took a practice MBE section to see how much I remember and got 80/100 right... so yeah shits easy

What's something better to use than tinder?

I fucking hate tinder.

Bumble. All the hot chicks who aren't absolute degenerates use Bumble. Either way, dating apps suck. Just approach girls irl. Whats the worst that can happen? They say no? Keep on fishing, you're bound to catch one.

So I'm supposed to go do some shitty hobby that I don't like to meet a girl, who will continue to do that shitty hobby after we start dating?

I've gotten numbers in the grocery store, walking down the street, at bars, concerts, book stores, pizza places, pretty much everywhere. If you think a girl is cute and in your league, especially if you get eye contact/smile, just go for it. Even if you feel awkward at first, your confidence will build when you get positive responses.

Also, stop fucking jerking off. Not joking, that will help tremendously with your confidence and willingness to approach women after just a couple of weeks.

Work on your social skills. I know it might sound like a meme to you (and other uncles), but if you have decent social skills you can find a decent gf somewhat easily even if you aren’t great looking, aren’t rich, aren’t fit etc.

Back when I was really socially retarded I watched a video series called blueprint decoded or something like that. It really helped me get girls and be less insecure. You can probably torrent it if you’re interested.

Nice ID gaylord

You must be CQ

I am a student in sexology and we did a research in sexual behavior on Tinder.

It's something we can't deny that it has a big impact on many people's sex lives. We asked questions to 300 guys and 300 girls who use tinder about their sexual experiences. They were easy to find since it seems to be extremely popular with people from ages 18 to 35! Here are some results that surprised me.

- Unlike I thought, 240 of the 300 girls actually had sex through tinder! Only less than 50 of the 300 men, which is remarkable.

- When we asked for numbers to the people that did have sex:Girls did it on average less than the few guys that did. That means that a couple guys score with almost al the women.

- These men do however show a lot of similarities: Muscular, well-endowed relaxed and (surprise!) a little beerbelly? The girls described the men's attractive personal traids as "they know what they want and don't hold back to take it."

- The opening lines that worked, were often extremely flat but to the point. One that seemed to work was just "wanna smash".

- It appears that these dates where sex was involved were mostly not related with hopes for relationships, just casual sex. The sex in most cases happened on a first date or even just immediately at someones place.

- The terms that came up most to describe the sex were: emotionless, hard, wild, fast, fun, physical and although that wasn't our question, doggystyle (lol). They rated their sexual encounters almost always as very good (other options were bad, mediocre, good). Many even said their best sexual experience is through tinder.

- Neither girls nor guys regretted the sex afterwards, but almost all girls like to keep it a secret, or with very close friends. Many guys liked to share their stories in detail. (not so surprising maybe)

- Something negative: Around 50 women admitted to have cheated through Tinder. Very few guys have. In almost all cases, the partner doesn't have a clue.

- Something positive: Almost everyone agreed that Tinder is a very positive influence on their sex lives.

So it seems that a lot of girls show more sexual interest than we thought. Also it seems (and not only through tinder) that women are, and this is increasing fast, daring to admit that they really enjoy casual sex without emotions and prefer certain guys simply for that purpose. This is a very posivive evolution for sexual/mental health. The number of women cheating however (this is also discovered through other researches) is also increasing VERY fast, and it is becoming less and less taboo, which in my eyes is a little shocking. The cheating doesn't mainly happen through tinder though, but apparently mostly at work with a boss or superior figure.

from:girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/a22977-girls-on-tinder-do-smash-a-lot

tldr; continue looking for a gf on Tinder if you're a cuck

>240 of the 300 girls actually had sex through tinder! Only less than 50 of the 300 men, which is remarkable.

I don't know how anybody gets to 100+ girls unless you start young. 31 years old boomer here who started slaying on tinder in mid/late 20s. Have gotten by on a steady diet of 6s and 7s, with the occasional 8+ thrown in, as well as a few I'm not proud of.

I'm up to 70 or so now and am incredibly bored of the whole thing and have been for at least a year. Now I basically refuse to have sex with condoms, refuse to fuck girls who aren't at least 7.5+, unless they're extremely kinky, etc.

How do you guys still find the motivation?

I know of someone who hit 350 before he was 30. But he is kind of obsessed. He takes everything he gets and has a list of everyone in a little book.

24 and about to hit 50 I have a fetish for women in there 30's or early 40s

I could probably be at 200+ already if I right swiped literally everything and made a concerted effort to fuck all of them and never turn any girls down. But how anyone can enjoy slumming it to that extent is beyond me.

I have a girl in my room now. OP here, btw.

She will be lay 125

Nice, I have one coming over in half an hour. Same one I've been fucking for the last 1-2 months though, can't be bothered with the tinder grind at the moment.

so the women in the agegroup from 18 - 35 will be mothers and wifes at sometime?

watching others play video games is the most degenerate shit ive seen in a long time. not going to make it.

Assuming this isn't pasta which idk if I should but w/e..

Think about yourself separate from the other things in your life. Regardless of the decisions you make your MD girlfriend might leave you or it might not work out for other reasons. Worrying about the outcome of that relationship and considering sacrificing your personal growth and happiness at this point in your life is brainlet tier. Obviously you should continue to be a good boyfriend and keep her in the loop w/ whatever your decisions are but if she gets weird or leaves you or whatever who the fuck cares. If you get your shit straight you'll meet plenty of great women and won't have to be on Jow Forums depressed about how you wasted your last 5 years.

I'm 34 and at 23 I was in a touring rock band thinking I was going to be some hot shit musician. I spent my time at home just partying and fucking around and when the music thing fizzled out I had nothing real to fall back on and basically had to start over. I make good money now because I'm smart and hard working, but I don't like what I do. I wish I spent my free time working towards a degree I'd be excited about or volunteering or working jobs that would have led me down a good fallback path.

You're young. If there's something else you think you want to do, now is the time to go after it. Not when you're 34 married with a kid and a mortgage and 90% of your family's income. It's much harder to make those kinds of life altering changes later on.

Oh also, fuck thinking about money. Money won't make you happy. Just focus on finding something where you genuinely think you'll be excited to wake up every day and go do it. Use your medicated focus to find that thing, and you'll live a happy life even if you are low income.

Yes they will. Look for gfe. It is not the same but you can find it relatively easily

Second longest thread I've ever made, lol.

Not a pasta, needed to vent somewhere.

I feel like you're spot on though.

Problem is my interest shifts all the time, so I kind of jump from thing to thing - but at least I can focus now. Took extra credits this semester and it all went well.

Fuck I need some time to think.

Thanks again for your perspective user.

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Just visited my friend from high school. He had his girlfriend there as well, guess what happened?

His girlfriend constantly reminds him to watch his manners using various guilt trips.

>"Nick, aren't you going to get me and the girls a glass of wine?"

Nick opens the bottles, pours the wine, brings 3 glasses over.

>"Wow Nick, you offer me wine and not your friend?"

Friend proceeds to offer me wine, I decline.

>"Nick, my friend was nervous today driving home, aren't you going to do something?"

Friend : I feel bad for her.

>"Wow Nick, you got into the chocolate and didn't offer your friend?"

Friend: do you want chocolate?

>"I need a refill on my wine Nick"

Nick gets a refill.

Now, I ask you -- Do you really want this?

>increasing VERY fast, and it is becoming less and less taboo
This world is insane. FIrst they destroy family, then tradition, now all moral compasses.

You sound like me, also diagnosed with ADHD though I got off meds at a young age b/c I did not like how they effected me. My advice to you, which is what I'd do if I had any fucking free time at this point in my life, is to dedicate a block of time at least 3 days a week, maybe 2-3 hours, to just reading about different fields you THINK are interesting to you and learning as much as possible about them. What kinds of jobs exist in that field? How many of them are exciting to you? How many of those are realistic to get? How do you get into those positions (i.e. what trajectory / what other entry level jobs will you need to do first)?

Once you've found a handful of dream jobs you are really excited about after all of this, find forums where people talk about these jobs and ask questions. Email someone who does it locally and ask questions - what are the things they love most, what are the things they wish they could change? What would they have done differently?

Once you've limited it to like 1-3 dream jobs, go find some volunteer or intern opportunities that give you exposure in the field. After 6 months of that, you should have a pretty good idea of whether or not to move forward with something, and then you do what you need to to make it happen.

Treat learning about what are jobs you'd love to wake up and do AS A JOB right now. Stay focused and dedicated to it. Create a project plan for yourself so you have goals and give yourself deadlines so you meet those goals. At the end of the day the worst case scenario is you explore a shitload of jobs to find out you don't want to do any of them, and that alone should teach you a lot about what you do want to do and you can go back to square 1 and do the exercise again and get closer the next time. I bet you if you take this seriously within the next 1-2 years you will have figured out something that will give you happiness for at least the next 10 years of your life which is a luxury most people never have.

Thanks user, great to see good advice on this board.