>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, Comfy is ok and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
Like after the first one I don't even taste the alcohol anymore.
Zachary Walker
You know we have a very clear binary event monday night regarding the talks in shanghai. We have 46 hours to prepare.
Sebastian Clark
I'm not helping you degenerates.
If you were hanging off a cliff, I wouldn't even offer you a hand.
R.I.P old /smg/
John Mitchell
If dubs Ginsburg dies tomorrow and the market is Green due to the optimistic outlook.
Ethan Reyes
>R.I.P old /smg/
lol. Thread has always been this way including when it was called robinhood general. Also you're here on a Saturday when there is nothing particularly on topic to discuss.
Small update for those who remember me. I've been working on an auto stock trader that buys into stocks when is seems to be riding a steady uptick and sells @+0.01 to +0.05 or @-0.001 to -0.01 per share. I was wondering if it would worthwhile to create a subscription based platform where users can put in money and run the program and have the freedom to adjust the buy/sell triggers. Do you guys think that people would actually use this service or it would be written off as a scam/gambling?
Grayson Adams
The left destroying the left is a tale as old as time
that cunt was what an aclu lawyer, she wasn't even qualified for the bench, now she should step down, but is such an insipration to sjw's. Yet Sandra Day O'Conner can step down, develop dementia, and doesn't receive any of the praise and honor mostly because she was a conservative.
Jayden Rogers
constitutional ammendments for upper age limits to the supreme court when?
Anthony Lee
>Her ego prevents her from stepping down when she should have
I doubt it's even about that at this point for Ginsburg. She stays on because she's old and married to her job and probably thinks she has nothing better to do anyway. It was probably ego when she was around 75 but not so much now. I do think there ought to be a mandatory retirement age for supreme court justices though. Ginsberg's case is ridiculous.
Gavin Walker
how are you going to integrate with their brokerage? are there APIs? unless you mean you're going to hold the accounts for your users... but that is extremely hard to set up with many regulatory hoops
Would it be possible to set up some kind of ETF based around algo high frequency trading in this way? That would be relatively easier to get off the ground.
Bentley Wood
you're looking at a regulatory nightmare. there's literally so many laws and red tape you're unable to actually take other peoples money to do this. The way you can avoid this is probably setting up a few shell companies and have the majority of trading through one overseas. honestly it wouldn't take that much free capital to start and get running like 40-50k would be able to get it off the ground. It's still sketchy as hell and basically immoral might have to go up another 10k for more legal bullshit and lawyer retainers and shit if it works though, you're fucking golden.
Camden Ward
You know what I didn't think about that. And there's an API but it's very ugly and not super user friendly.
Samuel Hill
I think any hft hedgefund could just make an ipo, and you can get people to just buy the company.
Carson Barnes
Is there anyway to watch mad money episodes online for free?
Cameron Johnson
Im just saying there's more than 2 ways to skin a whale.
John Morales
How is it illegal? Is this thing by (((them))) to not let outsiders use computer trading? Otherwise I don't see the rational behind making a the program illegal
Carter Edwards
Friendly reminder that if you aren't utilizing tech, you're getting beat by it.
Justin Rodriguez
well it's regarding actual laws and red tape regarding how ((they)) let you handle other people's property. It's more to cover your own ass as the owner than anything.
Samuel Adams
like we have the pattern day trading laws and shit, so some one gives you 10k, and now you're allowing them to make 1000s of trades a day with less than the minimum. Honestly, you're already good at how markets work, how market makers work. What you're doing is being developed behind closed doors. If you create an s-corp or c-corp... I mean I'm not great on the corporate law and am not a lawyer, but you can get this off the ground. The thing is the people giving you money have to be your employees and you have to dodge wage laws and the whole shit that goes with that. There is a great dream and goal. I want to help you. I'm drunk right now and not in the best position to talk about this now.
Ian Flores
or the people giving you the money are investing in your fund or company. which is why this will take more than a few weeks to get running, but I mean shit i'll make a burner e-mail real fast.
Chase Perez
[email protected] I'll monitor it for a few weeks, you faggots better not send me a ton of gay porn.
Brody Green
Would taking in money then paying out the profits equal to what they put in illegal? If so, would I be able to charge a small amount for the service?
Jason Morris
Warren Buffet almost used the term cheapies, and used the word scoop. He's literally browsing this thread and shilling the cheapies posts. This really is the best timeline >At Berkshire Hathaway's annual meeting last May, Buffett told shareholders that he was hoping Apple's share price would drop so he could scoop up more of the company. In fact, during his CNBC interview, Buffett joked that he wished Berkshire owned 100% of Apple. fool.com/amp/investing/2019/01/05/what-does-warren-buffett-think-of-apples-plunge.aspx
you still have to submit 10-99's and report to the IRS as usual
Eli Moore
>that'll be $1060 brah >one dollar for every lego
Hudson King
I hope apple understands they cater to retards, now that they have a choice, they should consider a split and second company. standard apple and then something for people more tech savvy more specialized to high end users than average mom and pops.
Adrian Lewis
Honestly you gotta do your own research. Then decide if the risk is worth it. But personally I'm betting on GPRO. All the signs are pointing at one thing: Mega Profits. The even better part is that Profit can come in two ways: 1. Camera Sales 2. Buyout.
Either way, your gonna be making a killing. The only thing holding it back is the Bear Market. Once the bear is back in hibernation; wham, the stock will skyrocket, buyout offers will be floated, the Mega Profit Train will leave the station and anyone not onboard will get ran over.
i don't care, i'm drunk. I broke a fucking rib, can't laugh or cough, take a deep breath or fucking do a god damn thing with out experiencing a ton of pain. damn it 5 days of that harsh reality was difficult. What I'm saying about apple is their innovation has slowed, and they're more of a consumer goods and have government contracts.
Kevin Watson
Anyone got any podcast recommendations?
Andrew Thompson
I have no issues with that A split would hurt the company if anything they could cut out the black pandering apps, launch a separate line of products tailored to people who are into tech and want/need better specs in their devices. Further more they need to improve ios so that it's worth using ios on a computer rather than win/linux
Lincoln Wood
Interesting post. Fuck it. I'm all in GPRO too now.
Gabriel Davis
very small amount of lava for 2k
Google glass will put them out of buisness Dean Foods is a good stock. They make Land O Lakes butter which everyone uses
Apple needs to make the Ihouse, as mentioned, Its a Big Black cube. it would look cool, thats just my idea
Dean has to do whatever it takes to boost sales. Have some compassion
Dominic Morris
due to the regulations involved you might be better off selling the software for people to do it themselves.
Michael Smith
hows the lego fund going?
Zachary Jones
>have some compassion This is probably my favorite meme of January so far desu
Dylan Mitchell
lets spin rap music and dance with cows at deans food's dairy farms. get it to go viral and make them regain consumer trust. we need homo-enginuity, to counter them. the peta's and sjw's. maybe we show some girls kissing around the cows and have the fire in the backround, but show everybody drinking milk guys pouring milk on the black teeshirts of girls. we can even put some of that other product, the glue guys nuells brands put their water soluble glue in with the milk so it's thicker and looks better and sticks to the black tees.
if you have a lactate or gluten allergy. you get a juicebox of wine at lunch
William Russell
how does it feel that i honestly expect that stock to hit at least 7.35 by next christmas.
Thomas Mitchell
Help! Help! I know more than everybody else in this thread, but my father gave me money and I gave it to a Canadian owned company so that I could pay them commissions and let them just milk me like I was a heffer on a farm in Florida!
Zachary Thomas
I read something some where once and it went something like. You can shear a sheep 100 times, but only skin it once.
Bentley Thompson
you alright baggie?
Carter Hill
I fell off the bandwagon and have had to deal with a broken rib for over a fucking week.. I'm pissed off irritated. I honestly feel I want to become a better person, but I know too well what it is to be a sedo-masochist.
A little prosecco, maybe mimosas or bellinis with public school lunch would make childcare a lot easier on our understaffed schools. When I was a kid I had a Jewish camp counselor give me water instead of juice; when I didn’t want to drink it he told me it was “diamond juice” and I’ve loved plain water ever since.
Whooa Thats a double whammy People do want the creamiest milk possible
Cooper Green
ok this is magic the gathering, what i will do is take infinite turns and win the game. I will be able to take anything that fights me out and either they sumbit or I obey. it's strait forward I win with this bullshit.
i've broken ribs before. i like being the punching bag, last line of defense, the goalie is the kind of position i've always preferred in sports. I do care, but damn it I'm literally changing, and I feel it's really good to be honest guys.