/smg/ - Stock Mai-Chan General

The Answer is Blender Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, Comfy is ok and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previously on SMG's Daily Life:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Nd8Tymz5BWs
fool.com/amp/investing/2019/01/05/what-does-warren-buffett-think-of-apples-plunge.aspx
theirrelevantinvestor.com/2019/01/02/animal-spirits-market-swoon/
warosu.org/biz/thread/S12224416#p12226278
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Monday gonna be real green.

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Next week is gonna be ebic whipsaw :^)

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Fuck I can’t wait to lose more money next week bros

me love mai-chan so much ;_;
she never gives up despite how gorrible her life is

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That's cool too. I can work with that.

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One cheapie please

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99 proof schnapps is God's gift to me.

schnapps is a meme yank drink and I refuse to drink it for that reason alone

>bullfags think the dip is over

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...

Well I happen to be a big Yankee fan and well it's like 4 shots of 100 proof is equal to 5 shots of 80 proof. It gets you fucked up even faster.

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why not just drink everclear all the time

weabs and tripfags ruined these threads

good

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whats that stick for

i have, but after a few of them, getting the mix right, is next to impossible and you end up getting way too drunk.

Jow Forums is an anime website
What would you change about the content that gets posted in this general

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post something good instead of complaining then

Like after the first one I don't even taste the alcohol anymore.

You know we have a very clear binary event monday night regarding the talks in shanghai. We have 46 hours to prepare.

I'm not helping you degenerates.

If you were hanging off a cliff, I wouldn't even offer you a hand.

R.I.P old /smg/

If dubs Ginsburg dies tomorrow and the market is Green due to the optimistic outlook.

>R.I.P old /smg/

lol. Thread has always been this way including when it was called robinhood general. Also you're here on a Saturday when there is nothing particularly on topic to discuss.

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yeah RIP /rgt/ and umm if you were hanging off a cliff, i'd sell you a parachute but not until you let go and made it to the bottom. faggot

I mean i'd take the payment upfront of course...

>Feminists feed her ego for decades
>Her ego prevents her from stepping down when she should have

Poetry.

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Small update for those who remember me. I've been working on an auto stock trader that buys into stocks when is seems to be riding a steady uptick and sells @+0.01 to +0.05 or @-0.001 to -0.01 per share. I was wondering if it would worthwhile to create a subscription based platform where users can put in money and run the program and have the freedom to adjust the buy/sell triggers. Do you guys think that people would actually use this service or it would be written off as a scam/gambling?

The left destroying the left is a tale as old as time

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that cunt was what an aclu lawyer, she wasn't even qualified for the bench, now she should step down, but is such an insipration to sjw's. Yet Sandra Day O'Conner can step down, develop dementia, and doesn't receive any of the praise and honor mostly because she was a conservative.

constitutional ammendments for upper age limits to the supreme court when?

>Her ego prevents her from stepping down when she should have

I doubt it's even about that at this point for Ginsburg. She stays on because she's old and married to her job and probably thinks she has nothing better to do anyway. It was probably ego when she was around 75 but not so much now. I do think there ought to be a mandatory retirement age for supreme court justices though. Ginsberg's case is ridiculous.

how are you going to integrate with their brokerage? are there APIs? unless you mean you're going to hold the accounts for your users... but that is extremely hard to set up with many regulatory hoops

youtube.com/watch?v=Nd8Tymz5BWs

Would it be possible to set up some kind of ETF based around algo high frequency trading in this way? That would be relatively easier to get off the ground.

you're looking at a regulatory nightmare. there's literally so many laws and red tape you're unable to actually take other peoples money to do this. The way you can avoid this is probably setting up a few shell companies and have the majority of trading through one overseas. honestly it wouldn't take that much free capital to start and get running like 40-50k would be able to get it off the ground. It's still sketchy as hell and basically immoral might have to go up another 10k for more legal bullshit and lawyer retainers and shit if it works though, you're fucking golden.

You know what I didn't think about that. And there's an API but it's very ugly and not super user friendly.

I think any hft hedgefund could just make an ipo, and you can get people to just buy the company.

Is there anyway to watch mad money episodes online for free?

Im just saying there's more than 2 ways to skin a whale.

How is it illegal? Is this thing by (((them))) to not let outsiders use computer trading? Otherwise I don't see the rational behind making a the program illegal

Friendly reminder that if you aren't utilizing tech, you're getting beat by it.

well it's regarding actual laws and red tape regarding how ((they)) let you handle other people's property. It's more to cover your own ass as the owner than anything.

like we have the pattern day trading laws and shit, so some one gives you 10k, and now you're allowing them to make 1000s of trades a day with less than the minimum. Honestly, you're already good at how markets work, how market makers work. What you're doing is being developed behind closed doors. If you create an s-corp or c-corp... I mean I'm not great on the corporate law and am not a lawyer, but you can get this off the ground. The thing is the people giving you money have to be your employees and you have to dodge wage laws and the whole shit that goes with that. There is a great dream and goal. I want to help you. I'm drunk right now and not in the best position to talk about this now.

or the people giving you the money are investing in your fund or company. which is why this will take more than a few weeks to get running, but I mean shit i'll make a burner e-mail real fast.

[email protected] I'll monitor it for a few weeks, you faggots better not send me a ton of gay porn.

Would taking in money then paying out the profits equal to what they put in illegal? If so, would I be able to charge a small amount for the service?

Warren Buffet almost used the term cheapies, and used the word scoop. He's literally browsing this thread and shilling the cheapies posts. This really is the best timeline
>At Berkshire Hathaway's annual meeting last May, Buffett told shareholders that he was hoping Apple's share price would drop so he could scoop up more of the company. In fact, during his CNBC interview, Buffett joked that he wished Berkshire owned 100% of Apple.
fool.com/amp/investing/2019/01/05/what-does-warren-buffett-think-of-apples-plunge.aspx

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I like the way you move badum boooo I like the way you move (oh so sexy) I like the way you move ba boo bo I like the way you move mhm mh

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cheapies is an old term

That's a shit article anyway though. 'Based on past statements, Buffet would probably do/say...'.

Poking Mai-chan's trigeminal nerve / scrambling her brain as punishment :3

shes very used to physical truma, the best way for punish her is direct nerve stimulation, a percise poke to the trigeminal nerve am extremely painful

(this is also Superhuman Feat by her Master, Maple. Most humans can't precisely target nerve endings)

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Who here is a fan of comfty castles?

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you still have to submit 10-99's and report to the IRS as usual

>that'll be $1060 brah
>one dollar for every lego

I hope apple understands they cater to retards, now that they have a choice, they should consider a split and second company. standard apple and then something for people more tech savvy more specialized to high end users than average mom and pops.

Honestly you gotta do your own research. Then decide if the risk is worth it. But personally I'm betting on GPRO. All the signs are pointing at one thing: Mega Profits. The even better part is that Profit can come in two ways:
1. Camera Sales
2. Buyout.

Either way, your gonna be making a killing. The only thing holding it back is the Bear Market. Once the bear is back in hibernation; wham, the stock will skyrocket, buyout offers will be floated, the Mega Profit Train will leave the station and anyone not onboard will get ran over.

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i don't care, i'm drunk. I broke a fucking rib, can't laugh or cough, take a deep breath or fucking do a god damn thing with out experiencing a ton of pain. damn it 5 days of that harsh reality was difficult. What I'm saying about apple is their innovation has slowed, and they're more of a consumer goods and have government contracts.

Anyone got any podcast recommendations?

I have no issues with that
A split would hurt the company if anything they could cut out the black pandering apps, launch a separate line of products tailored to people who are into tech and want/need better specs in their devices. Further more they need to improve ios so that it's worth using ios on a computer rather than win/linux

Interesting post. Fuck it. I'm all in GPRO too now.

very small amount of lava for 2k

Google glass will put them out of buisness
Dean Foods is a good stock. They make Land O Lakes butter which everyone uses

Apple needs to make the Ihouse, as mentioned, Its a Big Black cube. it would look cool, thats just my idea

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Deans literally lights it's cows on fire

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Maybe Lego will make a Deans Foods set where the cows are swimming in lava and fire

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animal spirits
theirrelevantinvestor.com/2019/01/02/animal-spirits-market-swoon/

Dean has to do whatever it takes to boost sales. Have some compassion

due to the regulations involved you might be better off selling the software for people to do it themselves.

hows the lego fund going?

>have some compassion
This is probably my favorite meme of January so far desu

lets spin rap music and dance with cows at deans food's dairy farms. get it to go viral and make them regain consumer trust. we need homo-enginuity, to counter them. the peta's and sjw's. maybe we show some girls kissing around the cows and have the fire in the backround, but show everybody drinking milk guys pouring milk on the black teeshirts of girls. we can even put some of that other product, the glue guys nuells brands put their water soluble glue in with the milk so it's thicker and looks better and sticks to the black tees.

me no deserve Anons as good as you, t-thank you

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0 compassion fuck cows let them burn

I give up, we need to introduce lunch wine programs for middle and high school.

How does it feel to cause that user future 50% losses

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if you have a lactate or gluten allergy. you get a juicebox of wine at lunch

how does it feel that i honestly expect that stock to hit at least 7.35 by next christmas.

Help! Help! I know more than everybody else in this thread, but my father gave me money and I gave it to a Canadian owned company so that I could pay them commissions and let them just milk me like I was a heffer on a farm in Florida!

I read something some where once and it went something like. You can shear a sheep 100 times, but only skin it once.

you alright baggie?

I fell off the bandwagon and have had to deal with a broken rib for over a fucking week.. I'm pissed off irritated. I honestly feel I want to become a better person, but I know too well what it is to be a sedo-masochist.

Baggie I thought you were going to stop drinking

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as you're doctor I advise going for a mega wank then going to sleep

Futures in less than 24 hours... not addicted though

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t b h t-that was me samecuteing self @_@

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A little prosecco, maybe mimosas or bellinis with public school lunch would make childcare a lot easier on our understaffed schools. When I was a kid I had a Jewish camp counselor give me water instead of juice; when I didn’t want to drink it he told me it was “diamond juice” and I’ve loved plain water ever since.

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Whooa Thats a double whammy
People do want the creamiest milk possible

ok this is magic the gathering, what i will do is take infinite turns and win the game. I will be able to take anything that fights me out and either they sumbit or I obey. it's strait forward I win with this bullshit.

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You've got to be kidding me

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What do you like about it?

rkg be honest with me are you a human female I need to know. Not a girl(boy) but an actual biological from birth vagina owning fem.

yeah the dude left the game and i won

Sorry Baggie. Broken ribs are pretty painful and there’s nothing they can really do for it. You’re a good person though.

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I think you're too far gone if you can't reckon that one, mate.

you're the one who started it, my guy

warosu.org/biz/thread/S12224416#p12226278

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i've broken ribs before. i like being the punching bag, last line of defense, the goalie is the kind of position i've always preferred in sports. I do care, but damn it I'm literally changing, and I feel it's really good to be honest guys.

I know the answer I need it confirmed

do you happen to like cuck porn?