How do I make 1.000$?

How do I make 1.000$?
I have a month to get the money, otherwise my legs and arms will soon be gone.

With my current resources I can scrap together 300 at the end of the month, I'M PANICKING.

I don't want to move country, I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO GET THIS MONEY.
I know there are some kind, wealthy people out there, but unfortunaly I know non of them personally, I have noone to help me.

My mom knows of my situation, but she lives of her negligible rent and can't help us.

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you could get a job

I work overtime at the post office, but it's barely minimum wage.

Why did you borrow the money ?

My (at the time) girlfriend got into jail for posesion of drugs. Her cellmate molested her and death-threats were made. I got her out with the money I lend. Turned out she didn't need me anymore, she had to discover herself before she would ever go into any relationship again.

Then she left.

how did you end up here? did you borrow?

You're a fucking liar!

go knocking door to door and offer to do yardwork for money. if you do a couple of yards a day at like 40 bucks a pop you'll be at 1000 pretty quick.

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I'm starving, not stupid.

Sounds like you're a brokeboy

Suck a nigga's dick or something

That sounds pretty hot. How did she got molested exactly? I heard female prisons can be more brutal than male prisons

Sell your ass. Suck off old men.

Have sex with man for money. Eben better if you're a man. Gay hookers make twice what girls get. Go on grindr and make your username a rose. They'll know what's up.

> Yo dawg how do I make one dollar?

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thanks for my daily biz laugh, now i can leave

Sounds like you gotta whore yourself my nigger

U want to makw 1.000 dollars? That is actually 1.0 or 1 dollar. Do you mean 1,000 dollars?

Are you retarded? How old are you? 14? You are in the right place. Watch your fellow retards help you make one dollar.

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Sell your laptop.

Serves you right for giving money to a bitch. Now go get amputated by the cartel you dumb retard.

Suck 100 dicks

or, you know, maybe he's just european where people use decimals in the places where Americans use commas.

>greatest country on earth
>let it's citizen die unless they get rackeeted all their money

If you're from mexico you better get outta there

Take out a loan

Kek Never change 4channel

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