imagine you have 1k. no job. no official adress. no insurance. no qualifications.
how would you make sure to not end up on the street?
lets see if all you neets could make it
Imagine you have 1k. no job. no official adress. no insurance. no qualifications
Ian James
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Thomas Miller
get a job
Elijah Nelson
get a job
Jace Fisher
usually you need to live in a city to get a job there. where would you apply too w/o having that?
Joshua Moore
that’s hard. gotta work under the table or cash or get a p.o. box. i’d probably get a box and use it to get a job. a grand is like 2 years of homeless runway when all you pay for is a phone and gym and p.o. box.
Ayden Morales
a post office box is enough? dont u need to prove that you actually are an (legal) citizen?
Benjamin Martin
You forgot all the important shit dumbass:
Who are my friends and family? Who are my enemies? How tall am I? How much do I weigh? Age? Gender? Percent body fat? What are my vitals? How is my creatinine clearance? Do I smoke? Am I gay like you? Do I have all of my organs and appendages? Do I have any disabilities? Do I need medication? What’s my IQ? How much LINK do I have?
Lincoln Nelson
basic fucking guy with 0 link bc youre not able to buy btc bc you cant prove that you live where you (dont) live
Ryder Jackson
>buy link
>steal a windscreen washer
>clean car
>get money
>buy link
>go to foodbank
>sleep anywhere like a chad
>rinse repeat.
Camden Young
What location do I start at? Give me a lat/long coordinate
Elijah Mitchell
berlin
how would u buy link duh
Charles Wilson
>go to arbeitsamt and sign up for gibs
>get a free flat and some free furniture
>collect welfare
>apply to jobs with help from arbeitsamt
>get job
>earn more money
>start investing while living frugally
Literally babby tier mode.
Levi Butler
buy a gun and shoot myself in the head
Nicholas Rogers
Ok pretty simple then. I just live on the sidewalk. That way I never end up on the street
Nicholas Robinson
cant get gibs without an adress though. i tried lol
Blake Moore
This but
You will not find an apartment in Berlin that fast. Most likely you have to stay in some homeless shelter or cheap hostel (if they agree)
William Sanchez
>register at homeless shelter
>go to arbeitsamt
>demand gibs
>use adress from homeless shelter
>get a free flat and free furniture
>collect welfare and get a job
Easy peasy
Josiah Butler
no apartement without sure payment but no sure payment aka job w/o an apartement
Easton Hall
>hike to some smaller city
>go to local homeless shelter
>get adress
>get gibs
>invest
>buy Link
Its still babby tier
Brandon Allen
Arbeitsamt pays your rent. You can even pick where you want to live as long as the sqm isn‘t above what they allow.
Colton Lopez
wtf? why didnt the arbeitsamt whores tell me thats possible
nice ty user hope thats tru
Isaac Lewis
but to get ANYTHING from the arbeitsamt you need to live in that city first
Andrew Cooper
>go to homeless shelter
>register
>you are now citizen of the city
Landon Scott
Actually dont even need that nowadays
www3.arbeitsagentur.de
Nolan Perez
Not really you just nees to provide an adress for them where they can mail you.
If you have German citizenship you apply for h4. In the meantime they give you a piece of paper that you show to homeless shelters or hostels that says Arbeitsamt will cover x amount of cost per night. You just need to find a place that has rooms available long enough and is up for it. Then they invoice the gubbermint and at some point they give you h4 if you found an apartment. They actually used to look for apartments for you before the systematic abuse of this system by gypsies and asylium applicants.
-T. Insolvenz Berater
Luke Bailey
I would use that money to get a decent haircut, decent clothes at Ross, go to the recruitment office and enlist in the U.S. military.
Tyler Morgan
danke=)
Ayden Morris
Build a hot dog stand and sell cheap hotdogs for 1.50 each, with soda cans for 75 cents.
Put it next to a bus stop or train station.
Hudson Brown
Criminally underrated.
Jaxson Jones
>how would you make sure to not end up on the street?
Apply to university and get studentbux. Easy.
Grayson Gutierrez
>mfw i've only 96 link
>i have 400$ in my account and nothing of value irl beside my shitty, 180K miles, rusted, falling apart car with flat tires
>mfw i've no ideas how i'll be able to pay the next month rent because unemployed but no more neetbux
>i still must pay for a 10k loan and i've a big medical bill i should receive by the mail next week
>my bi-yearly car insurance bill is automatically debited end of january
>my phone is a galaxy s3 with the battery so dead it get from 100% charged to empty in less than 1 hour in eco mode. Get empty in 10min with waze
>my fridge is from 1975
>i own just few clothes and a 15" asus from 2010, can barely launch my internet browser
>so poor my only hobby is shitposting
>i don't shower, only heat the bedroom and stay in the dark to save electricity and water
>my toothbrush so old it looks like a mustach, i use water and pretend it's invisible toothpaste
>my disposable razor is 2 years ld and rusted
>only eat chink noodles, only drink tap water
>my only pleasure is to buy a lolipop once a week
>can't remember what was my last desert because it was so long ago, probably a rice pudding
Your challenge is better than my current life.
Who else /gigahobo/ here?
Jace Wilson
Do you not have gibs? They are so easy to squire, get yourself together user
Austin Thomas
i've a case open alrdy but it take 8 months to be processed, can't do nuffin until i get the answer. 4 months in alrdy, that's why i'm so fucking poor. If i get a 'no gibs' answer i will have to kms so i really hope they won't try to troll me over few shekels per month.
Ryder Perry
being illegal wasn't part of the deal
Luis Stewart
sign up for welfare because I don't live in a third world shithole, then look for a job.
Blake Williams
buy cheap chinese stuff, resell it in the streets.
hell, I've seen people buy and resell niche shit, like those mylar "emergency blankets" being sold as "reflective sheet for growing marijuana indoors" for 4x their price
do you have any interests and/or hobbies? do you have some interest in technical stuff? where do you live? if you want us to help you, tell us more about you.
I was a NEET for 4-5 years and got a well paid job because of all the knowledge I accumulated from my hobbies and the people I knew at the time.
Ethan Morgan
>my only pleasure is to buy a lolipop once a week
>lolipop once a week
My sides just went into orbit
Jeremiah Clark
id just buy the next big thing
Luke Sanders
Get travel insurance, book a hotel, buy iPhone, claim stolen iPhone, sell iPhone. Now you have approx. 1800. Rent room for 500 plus deposit gets you to 800. Make a doublebottom bag and find a supermarket where there a cassiereless registers. Shoplift most items. Find a fat girl with money and tell her you love here. Ask here to move in with you. Set.
Cooper Turner
how did you pay for last rent? where are you from
Thomas Gonzalez
Buy VPN
Go to school on BitMEX
Spend 100$ on first class
Take advanced class if you passed the first one for 200$
Obtain master's degree if you passed the advanced class for 20% of your sum.