Do Jow Forums-relis get laid?

I don't like breaking womens hearts so i fuck myself.

It's how normal people form relationships, R9Kanon

only to escorts
the average woman is repulsed by me and I understand why

no I'm touchless virgin

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Fuck my 10/10 wife
when my white child is sleeping

Go to bar & mind my own business, sometimes read. Works about 40% of the time.
Point is, don't chase, don't expect anything. It's like fishing, be cool & patient.
If a girl does approach listen to her, don't lie.
Be cool.
Even if she's ugly or whatever. They talk to each other & she might say, 'user is cool' to her friends.
Be cool
If one girl sees you talking to other girls they get interested, it's their nature.
Be cool
Fuck anything, treat her right & make damn sure she cums.
Be cool
Other women hear stories, fantasize, etc. I honestly think they can smell the sex on you.
Be cool
Lather, rinse, repeat

I saw a vagina once, and I even put my penis in it, but it wasn't even that good.

Before any of you NEETs get depressed, almost nobody is fucking thots this hot on the regular. For a few of us it happens once every blue moon, but most guys racking large numbers are pulling girls who are pretty average.

t. pic related

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no one here is fucking thots this hot, period. fuck out of here with "every blue moon".

Unironically this

t. I’ve touched a vagina

I am overweight
I have a small penis
I'm balding
I've got tiny hands
I'm 5'5
jet black hair and shit coloured eyes
I fly to thailand every year since I was 22
I'm 39 now
I think I'm going to stop going to thailand and muster up enough courage to travel eastern europe
hopefully I can visit some of the poor villages there, should be fun..

>make damn sure she cums.
faggy slave beta mentality

Totally, I'm a divorced Chad boomer.
I was shocked at how much easier it was to get ass then it was in my hey-day.
Not just old slam pigs either, I was quickly banging 20 yo qts too.
Maybe it's age, I dunno - but bitches come to me now.

Yeah you're basically right, when I said "us" I was referring to the male population in general.

this

just fuck her really hard thats enough

> go to bar and just bee yourself

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Why though? Aren't you the one enslaved to pussy in the first place? And by making her cum, you enslave her (and her friends) to your dick. At least according to internet knowledge, since superficial roasties only care about "chad's dick." Otherwise this entire thread is slave beta mentality by definition.

>Buy GHB off the dark web.
>Set tinder age range to 18-20
>Invite femanon over for a few drinks.
>EZ PZ

>get Tinder/Bumble/Hinge on your phone
>have ~3 photos of yourself
>1 of your face, 1 without a shirt/showing off muscles, 1 with friends and/or an activity/hobby/sport you do
>don't list your height unless you're 6'+
>match with a 5-8/10 girls
>make a bullshit """"clever"""" and/or slightly sexual joke about their name/picture/tits/pet
>talk for ~1 day or less (or longer if it's worth it)
>"Hey let's grab a drink/coffee/bite to eat" (this depends on the girl/conversation you just had)
>if the conversation is immediately sexual sometimes you can just go fuck them without the bullshit pretense of going on a date

This formula has almost always worked for me. Obviously you won't sleep with every girl you want to, but you will get laid. At the start of this year I decided that 2019 would be the year where I focus all that energy I previously used for getting laid instead into my career/making money/personal growth. If you get laid on the regular you may quickly realize that a lot of these girls are not worth your time.

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kek, i dont get it. some of you meme so well, if you could only use your meme power to get laid somehow..

you have to actually be attractive. then it doesn't matter what the fuck you do or say you will at least eventually get some pussy. if you are smart the you can get tons of pussy

>sometimes read
lmao this nigga reading at a bar
kys

I normall just shark them and if I get caught I ask them on a coffee date.

Maturity. Bitches like it

> 5'5
> Eastern europe
don't bother
I'm 5ft9 good looking, big dick autist and it's ogre.
I managed to scrap some lays, but only due to robotically pushing through 98% rejection rate/

16 yo kids are 5ft9 here
short chicks want to overcompensate and exclusively seek 6tf3+ Chads

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>t.tacky guinea

I yield over 40k in passive income every month
I am better than you financially and to these women money is their G-d

I have zero issue with your post other than bringing a book to a god damned bar. What a fucking tryhard.

Very true about the short chicks, they're typically the ones most guilty of having batshit insane height requirements.

Tell her you have drugs.

It's easy. Invite her for a coffee or dinner. Then show you're smart, funny, ambitious, but humble and generous at the same time. You might signal that you want to fuck her in the first date, but DON'T INSIST. Wait a few days to a week, then try again. Invite her to watch movies or something more intimate. If she accepts, the rest is easy.

Honestly, don't go to clubs. You have better chances getting laid in an Army basic training camp than at a club.
Go to medium sized bars, independent ones, kind of funky ones that don't feel like meat markets. Definitely not Applebee's or TGIFridays either.
Godspeed you virgin manlets

Try it, bring 'mien kampf'

I found an insecure girl on a non dating related website

Don't do any of this shit. Nightlife is a marketing scam and you will not get laid in any of these other places either.

Just get Jow Forums (stop putting it off, do it), install tinder, and be very sexually forward with all chicks you match. This will provide you an unspectacular, but nevertheless acceptable sex life.

The next step after that is to get fame (if you can stomach it) and/or get money. Then the world of pussy is your oyster.

One more thing. You need to have a good sense of what your chances of success are. If you're 7/10 or lower, don't bother with 10/10s. And being 'authentic' matters. Somehow I feel much more comfortable with some women than others. If a woman makes you feel nervous or act self-consciously, chances of success will be very low. If you feel comfortable in joking and teasing her without putting too much effort, go for it.

True
Bet this Chad owns link

redpill me on the DENNIS system

Yes you are better financially than me, so?
I'm giving you an eastern euro insight, no need to bully fren.
You reveal your power level, and oh boy...even use it as your main leverage, then you are in for a lifetime of being cucked.

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>If a woman makes you feel nervous or act self-consciously, chances of success will be very low.
This is like a recipe for never punching above your weight. Not saying you're wrong but success breeds confidence.

Some more thoughts to help OP.
Altruism is a turn on for women. They despise men who only think about themselves. So showing that you have a 'cause' in life aside from accumulating money helps a lot. It could be anything. You're interested in helping the poor, whatever. I avoid showing too much obsession with money (though it's important to show that you are have good living standards).

I pay for everything on the first dates to show I'm dominant and generous. If she refuses to accept, I insist and say something like "my grandfather taught me it's a man's obligation to pay for everything." Women like altruistic men because they're more likely to be better providers.

no one kept a thot by constant try hard attempts to orgasm it, dont care about a thots doglike bodily pleasure system, control her like a strong authoritarian father figure would user

yea I use it as leverage so what?
it works in thailand im sure it will work in poor eastern euro towns
let me ask you since you have such grand insight on this region, how much money would it take for a villager to marry his daughter off to an arab?
also how much connection do eastern euros have to each other? is the family bond strong?

fuck off moishe

Gets me laid all the time, ymmv. Never had good luck with tinder, I got laid but the girls were all super fucked up & no fun.
Helps that I'm naturally kind of good looking, smart & have a big fat cock

based

You could practice (or fake) self-confidence. That's ok. I've done that. But from my experience (I'm 36 and now married, but I had plenty of girlfriends), it's a lot of effort for disappointing results. I'd rather invest in women with whom I 'click,' that is, women of similar status, interests, and sense of humor. If you try to fake it, you just waste energy and increase your chances of failure. Women are very good at spotting dishonest behavior. They can tell when you're trying hard to look confident when you really aren't. This is a mistake that a lot of incels make. They try too hard and look fake.

>insecure girl
keeper, if you let it that way

Mien nigger

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Kebabs and kikes in here, thx 4channel...

The biggest problem with your strategy is that going to these places fucking sucks. Nobody wants to go there and nobody ever would go if it weren't for the slimmest chance of getting pussy, which rarely/never happens.

Unlike the other user I kind of like your idea of bringing a book though. It might make going to one of these places less of a waste of time, although the constant alcohol consumption and the strain that puts on your wallet/sleep quality is still really hard to justify.

I must be a normie. I fucked plenty of thots like that in college.

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Family bond is pretty good and "racism" is alive and well. I have seen a one mulatto 4 months ago.
Fertility rate on the other hand is lower than Japan's.
White villager from upper/middle class won't sell, low class would sell for 200k I guess.
Gypsy girls cost about 500-5k to marry. Unironically.
They would be classified as nonhispanic white by burger standards
pic related - gypsy girl

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I've always gotten friend zoned when trying this.

Sure, if you look like that guy you can have plenty of NSA sex whenever thanks to Tinder. My advice was for men who aren't Chads and who aren't after your regular Tinder slut.

I have to leave this fucking shithole

she doesn't look bad
is she romanian?

For our blackpilling friends, most of those conversations would not actually go anywhere, even for our sample Chad.

That's cool and all, but what do you say to then during the day?

A woman's orgasm is supposed to be strongly tied to psychological behaviour of her partner, though. It all plays together.

>drug women in your own home.
>go to prison.
>be a brainlet biztard forever.

certain drugs stay in the system for a short period of time :)

This. Most of these women would hesitate before actually agreeing to a serious meeting. They act playfully with Chad over Tinder, then get cold feet when things get serious.

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How do you make that income? Finally something biz related so the thread doesn't get deleted.

>Jow Forums-relis
fuck off newfag

there really isnt one if youre in a bar as by the time you try shes already sick of being there. Best bet is hit on her friends if she has any then slowly include her in the conversation. Be short at first though. Make her want to be included. This isnt fail proof but will increase chances.

Do you think I come here to help people?
Fucking peasant..

Go after cute girls while they are at work in town.
Become a semi-familiar face by dropping into their store/office a couple times a week for a couple weeks
Chat them up a little.
Display the C's
Cash
Car
Career
Cool Clothes

Ask for numba

Posted chick is here...

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I'm married. So I roll over and ask my wife if she wants to fuck

not romania, but I'm not going to dox myself
If you settle down for that...then I change my verdict..you will suceed in Eastern yurop. Gypsies are short as fuck anyway.
I prefer qt traditional christian waifu. And those are hard to get despite their abundance here.

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>he has to ask permission
YIKES

I guess what I'm saying is that confidence with women is a learned ability. If you always play it safe you may end up just settling. Not disagreeing with the chemistry part.

Then she says: "How about a massage first?"

This is good. How many of these girls were banged

I would love make urinate on her while she wearing it ughhhh

Make sure her son is not around though.

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Protip from a low-key Chad:
>Sit next to the hottest girl in the bar
>Don't say anything to her really.
>Wait for some preppy faggot to come over and say something stupid.
>She will reject him.
>Proceed to make fun of said faggot to her.
>You're in.

Works every time anons.

Long game.

Find someone with some emotional issues (easy enough to spot after a while). I'm in a rather respectable career so often their friends are the vector for the set up.

Be lovely on the first date, tell funny stories etc. Get them keen, don't be creepy and most important don't be obviously keen for sex. Let them approach you in that aspect probably on date 2 usually. The fact that you didn't make the first sexual move makes them more aggressive in their pursuit of you which is the goal here.

Now be nice to them for a while so they get attached. This is important. Then fabricate some issue which leaves you not leaving hut slightly wavering, ideally trap them talking about an ex and act miffed. Don't see them for a few days. Get them worried about you and the relationship which to them is really important by this stage. From here they will want very badly to prove themself to you sexually. Make sure to start being nice again.

Congrats, you can now have sex on demand.

Obviously if you're an autist NEET step one of this is hard and I don't really have an answer for that.

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The "Gas Lighting" strat.

Asking a woman if she wants to fuck in 2019... Kek

(You)

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Shit shes sexy dude. info?

>confidence with women is a learned ability
I would say it's an EARNED ability. The more women you fuck, the more confident you are. The more you accomplish in life, the more confident you become overall. You can't just read a book a learn confidence. It's something that comes as people acclaim you for the things you've done and you become increasingly convinced that you deserve your achieved status.

You don't have to insist with 10/10s to gain confidence, though. Why would you waste energy with an upper tier woman when chances of succeeding are minimal? Start with women from your tier (50% chance of success) then as you gain confidence, try to move upward, step by step.

Click the thread link at the bottom of that post...

Yeah basically.

I suppose the net effect of this is getting to have lots of sex with one person pretty much as much as you want after you lay the groundwork. In my perspective anyway sex is sex and I don't have the compulsion to have sex with lots of different people. It's more effort.