bear betrayal edition
>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, Naruto is a pleb tier entry level shounen, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com
List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com
Real-time market news:
thefly.com
Educational sites:
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com
Premarket Data:
pastebin.com
Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com
earningswhispers.com
Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com
S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com
Basic rundown on lean hogs:
theoptionsguide.com
Suggested books:
pastebin.com
Small spec bears who are currently on suicide watch:
