Why does anyone still fall for the moving out meme?

Why does anyone still fall for the moving out meme?

Average cost of living is about $30k a year, just think that could've been $30k more you could've put in crypto.

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>Why does anyone still fall for the fapping yourself meme?

>Average calorie cost of masturbation is 60-90 calories per session, just think that could've been used to lift just by having you mommy jack your little pud

Awesome so instead of wasting 30k moving out, I can waste 29k on crypto.

my dad's a cunt, simple as

For non-autists it's considered hell to not live in your own house

Even as an autist, it's hell. Parents ruin all hope of productivity.

Same, not everyone wins the family loto OP

If you're non White it's pretty common to stay past 18. This is why so many chinks come out on top

its 2am here, just woke up to the sound of water. neighbor's hot water heater popped and is flooding my place. i had to knock on his door and tell him to turn off the main water supply. this is what i get for moving out. I WANT MY MOM RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEE

>implying neets have jobs

>apartments
So glad I’m not a city dweller

>Imagine smashing a hoe with your parents two doors down?

I want to move out asap desu it's not really that fun living with your parents. The rent is managable if you share a house instead of living in a studio.

Parents want to see you fail as much as they want you to succeed. They constantly do and say things that put you off balance in order to both sabotage your development and encourage you to get the fuck out and move on with your life.

this honestly. and saving money is great but nothing beats freedom

>he fell for the women meme

I was raised in a single parent household by a masculine mother. Moving out was hard on me financially and it sucks leaving my friends behind, but it was one of the best decisions of my life.

A-are you me?

There’s way too many men who face similar circumstances, and it’s only getting worse. It should be illegal for single mothers to raise men.

I decided i only would move out if i ever got a gf, since i would be so horrible lonely in a house for myself

23 and still kissless, atleast im saving up some mad cash i guess

>expecting to get a gf at 23 without your own place

yeah obviously people dont form relationships untill they've moved out huurrrr

besides, i have never gotten to the point to even tell a girl if i had my own place or not, so its doesn't matter

>I decided i only would move out if i ever got a gf
>23 and still kissless
Listen to me, you’re setting yourself up for disaster with that mindset. I know it sounds good in your head but it won’t work out well at all.
Move out when you’re ready, don’t wait for pastrami mami to enter your life. You don’t even have to be alone, find some roommates and share a house together.

imagine wasting 29k on crypto in 2014

I see it all the time. If you're unable to pull pussy while living at Mom's, youre a pleb

>find some roommates and share a house together.
not him but why would i do that when i could "share" a house with my parents without really paying for anything besides the internet and coming to a nice warm meal every night from work. if i had a gf that's a different story, but as of now i'm a wagie in the city and don't really have a lot of options.

My uncle never moved out and he is the laughing stock of the family and is a total pussy and everyone makes fun of him for being a failure behind his back, so I moved out at 25. Still way late, but I fell on hard times after college.

I'm almost 22 and have 53k aud in my bank account from living at home

Also have a gf but been with her for years. If I had to find a new gf it'd probly be harder now.

I know not everybody has the option of living at home but plenty of people do and choose to move out for muh independence. Ok, but with the money I've saved I have the independence to quit my job for 2 years and travel the entire world if I wanted to.

Nice man, I'm happy for you. Good night friendo

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Shit, that's why i'm not making any gains