/smg/ - Stock Market General

Power Hour Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, LCIguy is a jerk, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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youtube.com/watch?v=QpHV6hMpkKU
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

brrrrraaaaaaaap

first for bears are retarded.

...

Bears unironically shorted the bottom Thursday and are still getting BTFO. Thanks for the money LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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GE $9 CALLS

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check'd and kek'd

how many you got, cutiepie?

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STOP POSTING THIS ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

tfw CAD rallies and eats into your gains on US stocks since you bought in at a more expensive exchange rate

oh well at least I have more buying more

his digits suggest it's funny because it's true

*more buying power

Think I am going to hold my AMD call 1 more day even though I am up 100% on it...

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I'm really scared desu. I have a feeling Trump is going to declare war on China during his address at 9pm tomorrow, but I'm going to miss his speech because I can't miss Hannity which starts at the same time.

>trump starting war with anybody

He wrote art of the deal

KEKER TARLSON

GALT up more than 12% today

Slipery slope into absolute insanity

value? post it

three red soldiers on TLT, my puts are going to the fucking sun.

to h*ck with bears

Sup guys Im new around here.
Buy SKX

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Kek. America would kick China's ass. We beat Japan who raped them. It's obvious what would happen if they fought us.

10, hbu baby?

Do you think for one second Trump won't be shown on Hannity's show?

>t-bags wolf girl
BASED

Price is up to $4.30 now

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this is channel four, you can say shit like hell and cock sucking bears get fucked in the ass by a bunch of bull leprechauns while they take your money and put it in their pot of gold.

you're right, I won't miss anything.

you can even say NIGGER, how 'bout that

how many calls is that? looks juicy my friend

15 - I should probably sell 7-8 and let the others ride.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

how was everyone's weekend? took a hike in the mountains on saturday and I got right ripped watching NFL on sunday.

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yeah but desu you can't say onions, or basedboy

you can even say sempai and desu!

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IT HURTS SO MUCH. REEEEEEE

ill go sleep wake me up wednesday or whenever the whipsaw is i cant take this anymore

I went bowling with my Dividends

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that's 6450$ value, am I right? I'd hold onto it, CES is sounding promising

how will drumpf manage to not delay tax refunds with only 1/8th of the IRS staffed? I call bullshit

Stay liquid until the Brexit vote, then short it.

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A little over $3,000 profit with $3,000 on the call. Going to but the rumor sell the news meme with CES

short gbp futures

fuck AMD and fuck white people

>not DRIP reinvesting
Faggot

BUY RAD

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We're hodlers and we're not selling rebound with 90rsi

what are some cheap (less than $50) easy long term (april or later) options for brexit moneys?

or some really cheap (less than $20) easy short term (1-2 months) options in general?

I want to get my feet wet with options, but being able to lose $100+ from one bad trade overnight is too scary for me

pic unrelated?

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Ain't I the kind of guy your momma told you not to hang around
Sure enough, you know who's gonna break your heart and bring you down
But she never saw you out at midnight
Actin' like you own the bar
To me you ain't no angel's child
I know who you are
Everybody thinks they know me
You're the saint and I'm the phony
But you're the one who faked it all along
Everybody sees you cryin'
Lyin', lookin' like you're dyin'
Everybody knows what's goin' on
But everybody's wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=QpHV6hMpkKU

slight profit taking nao traders and bottom buyers sell investors, pension funds and ctas buy. violent whipsaws are ofcourse poison for ctas

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SESN UNDERVALUED

If you cant touch your frens do you really own them?

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Compounding interest is a better friend than uselessly spending them

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Big Orange Man is a hero
But only when his mind is clear though
He needs that fix like the rest of us
So he's got no fear when he saves that bus

All the stars in the Hollywood Hills
Snapchat live while they pop them pills
All those flavors of the rainbow
Too bad that shit don't work though
Your friends are high right now
Your parents are high right now
That hot chick's high right now
That cop is high right now
Our president's high right now
Your priest is high right now
Everyone's high as fuck right now
And no one's ever coming down
I am so freakin' bored
It's just a sideways day
I guess I'll sit around and medicate
I am so freakin' bored
It's just a sideways day
I guess I'll sit around and medicate

youtube.com/watch?v=iwxfmYR7ItM

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today> I'm up .27%, STILL mostly cash. I don't trust this. I'm saddened to announce that LCI hit my limit sell for 7.00 today and has won the Race to Seven Bucks tm. Nikki and RKG, you guys are in trouble!

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Green day because green ID

Sold some short, hope it don't bite me in the ass

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I prefer to use the divs to buy Cheesebagas now since I add more per year anyway

A 7 dollar competition? interesting. well congrats to the winners

Im up several percent thanks to Skechers

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up again 1.5% today. Still 85% cash myself. Waiting for Wednesday where I'll get primo guap on exercising gayMD calls

swag

6.46%
Fuck anyone who says penny stocks aren't the greatest things on the planet

Sauce?

fucking stellar day

penny stocks are underappreciated

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JUST HODL

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I started on 6-21-18, btw

hodl indeed

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Not fucken bad for one day. Getting out of that hole.

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once GALT gets bo you should have a few thousand more to play with

United states of Benzos

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Is GALT, LCI and TQQQ the holy trinity of smg stocks?

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:D and includes only ssri. about half poputaion at age 60% taking some psychiatric med! country well run by drug companies nao

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dats nothing

>143 prescriptions per 100 people

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Wait what is this fucking shit? I'ma get BTFO at open aren't I?

>SQQQ rising as soon as afterhours starts
>triple 7's

hmmm

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No, the SPY is on track to have something known as the Golden Bull run

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I want some of your drugs.

>not putting your stocks in NVIDIA before the biggest HAPPENING of the tech industry arrives

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that's pretty bad cause about one third of population underage, who cannot be prescripted

Up twenty bucks. Things are looking good.

I'm glad I went through all that trouble to get the historical returns for putting money in bonds after a yield inversion since now I know just about how long I should wait (4 years max), and what returns I can expect in the long term (30% nominal).

You know a strategy is elegant when the only serious problem you run into is capital gains tax.

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Me too, sobriety sucks ass

Although I like synthetic weed more than painkillers

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Oh baby a triple

CGA up a bit

Its do or die

I really hope you meant shorting NVDA

What effect will the announcement of RBG's death have on markets?

she's not going to die, they keep sacrificing migrant children so she can stay alive.

Momentary shock, then stabilized, then bullish. Trump obstructionists have been consistently BTFO, and I think she'll be no exception

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Well if there's bad news from China, hopefully gold will moon and I don't get completely btfo.

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up 2.75% today, GE putting in work

Uh....guys....

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Bullish for healthcare.

We're so far away from the galactic center that we'll be fine.

How do I short the galaxy?

since i don't believe in reincarnation, this is irrelevant

Should I short Tesla?

What bonds did you get? 10 year?

Lci got room to go up still? I don’t mind being a bit late but I sure don’t want to hold any bags on some up and down pharma shit

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Ty to this user a few threads back who gave me an excellent response to think about

I should, yeah
My portfolio will look a lot more """"""respectable"""""when that happens

Guys can any1 explain me dividend stocks? I tried to look up some information, but I'm just too stupid. How often do the companies pay dividends? How much do they pay? Do they always pay approximately the same amount? Wth do they mean when they talk about yield (an example would be nice)

Ko declared if you own their stock before X dated you'll be paid 0.14c on Y date per share.

I used ten year as the graph since that's the data available but right now I'm in 2 year and a bond mutual fund. The mutual fund will probably have the highest returns overall, however, I'll be buying more regular t bonds as time goes on.