Money is wasted on the old
>mfw boomer
>thrown out of alternative pub for being uncool
>if i do sports body aches
>cant shit daily anymore
>cant drink daily
>i smile at a 18 year old and she told me she could be my daughter
>people in their early 20's call me sir
>i booked a botox appointment
thanks for the advice sir.
Maybe cut down on the onions and get a shave. 42 year old boomer, still doing everything I did when I was twenty. I do truly feel the same.
Onions, hummmm I'm sure I typed onions.
>tfw 18
>My dad gave me money to buy a 50k link stack
I'll be a millionaire when I'm in my early 20s. Feels comfy
No fucking way. S 0 y is changed to onions every time. Dam you
>04qPajga
Y do u old people like expressing yoself so much. U makin a fool of u boomer
No matter how old you are Gramps, you're still a newfag. Lurk moar
You're gonna do it too when you have no choice but to believe your own bullshit or be subject to other people who believe their own.
Been here for literally years and never noticed this particular word filter. I remember when nigger was automatically changed to poopoo or something. Buy ONIONS. Why, just why..
What fucks me with boomers is how they treat other people below them as garbage yet expect respect from everyone.
Good thing ageism isn't a protected human right. Waiting for you fucks to die.
>tfw people call you sir at 25
lol go and play with snapchat kevin
Are you balding or geying hair?. Just Sudoku....it only gets worse
Btw once you reach 30 sometimes you shart and sometimes smell like shit without reason
Also fearing parents' death is another fun thing
Sucks to be you millennium boy. All you got to look forward to is gen z overtaking you in every way and wait for your boomer parents to die before you can even afford your own car. Sucks buddy.
To be fair, you do sound like a real piece of garbage though, and you probably dont deserve my respect either
I own a business, I specifically don't hire people older than me. So tell me again how my generation amounts to nothing, or is that just you projecting.
Ah I thought better of you. Respect retracted.
Turning 30 in a few months.....this post hit me hard. I'm getting fatter and balder and i'm noticing people treat me like i'm a person that has achieved something already.
I haven't.
You dont hire people older than you because they all have real jobs, meanwhile you mow lawns with some mexicans
This thread is full of salt and larp
Well good for you, somebody is hiring the feckless generation. But you will find the 'me' generation are often hated by employers due to low education standards and poor attitude, have a quick search. I also suspect you used the 'me' abbreviations as you can't spell millennials, and your iphone doesn't auto correct. Sorry again buddy..
What a pathetic response you sound desperate for respect it's what keeps boomers alive, don't worry I'm not joining your 401K Ponzi scheme. I'm independent don't need respect from you.
You sound like someone who reads Medium, you know nothing about the younger workforce I can tell you're a wagie.
Onions
>Also fearing parents' death is another fun thing
Is this only if you're financially dependent on them? I mean I wouldn't want my mum and dad to die regardless but I don't exactly fear it
Yeah, sometimes when you type s p o i l e d b r a t s it auto translates to “anons”.
>test
anons
Boomer here. I own 2 healthcare businesses and I dont usually hire self-entitled airheads like you. You usually don't last long anyway
>Dont need respect from you.
From the sound of you lawn cutting boy,you dont have anyones respect.
Isn't it your bedtime soon?
Isnt it past your nap time and tendies for dinner with grape juice?
No respect -- blocked
>I own 2 healthcare businesses and I dont usually hire self-entitled airheads like you.
You like to hire desperate people with no other prospects?
ROFL! That shit is insane! Do some yoga, and roll out like an adult. Fucking full grown men walking around with Plagiocephaly Helmets.
You are a candy assroody poo
>42 broke night last Friday smashing LY POF catch
Why do boomers always post this asshole on their feeds?
That shit just needs a Sky Coin logo on it.
kek
ROFL
I’m 27 and people call me sir all the time when I’m wearing a suit. I look still look like I’m in my early 20’s so it’s hilarious to me
DONT DO BOTOX, PLEASE user JUST NO. if your ugly and wrinkly, its much better than looking creepy, uglier and gayer.
>You like to hire desperate people with no other prospects?
Yeas,and illegals. TH=hey make the best employees. They are afraid to say anything. I can pay them minimum wage and they never ask for more
Pure onions
you didnt take the Jow Forums pill now youre an old fag
>mfw 26 and in the best shape of my life
This is bullshit, I'm a 33yo autist that never had a gf but young early 20s girls hit on me all the time, that had never happened when I was younger, I might even start approaching women with all the positive feedback I've been getting lately.
I might be a late bloomer though I remember when I was a kid thinking my dad was quite handsome when he was late 30s early 40s
My dad wants to give me money for forex, I've already been studying a lot about it, but should I do link? What's the difference?
funny how S O y is filtered, it's almost like it was especially triggering to someone?
>Snap city incoming