What should I ask Sergey biz?

Going to this meet up because I live in this cesspool now. If you all have good non meme questions I will attempt to ask the best 2-3 if given a chance.

I'm a chad so I can probably muscle my way to the microphone.

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When mainnet

How big is your dick?

When moon?

When exit scam?

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Ask him what percentage of chainlinks total network usage will be exclusively private chains

How heavy is your pp? How heavy is Sirgay's? Thank you in advance.

How many bigmacs is best migmac

Ask him exactly why he left secure asset exchange and what he learned from the experience.

"Thanks Sergey, you have mentioned before that a potential use of a Chainlink oracle is to trigger a bank payment. Obviously fiat gateways are an issue on a lot of peoples minds as a barrier to use for smart contracts, and teams like Request are waiting on this technology to enable the fiat use case - have your team been involved with successful implementations (even on test net) of bank payments being triggered by a contract?

Would you foresee this being one of the first uses of Chainlink right out of the gate? Or do we still see issue with projects finding banks that want to partner with projects in the crypto space?"

Ask him who his favorite LARP is
>mfw he says assblaster

Sergey is assblaster

Scream YOU ARE A BIG MAC during his presentation.
Pelt him with hamburgers.

Checked and this!!!!

I don't have a question but try to get close and tell us what he smells like.

This is a good question. Ask him this, OP

Ask him if he thinks chainlink is approximately fairly valued.

Ask him...pee pee poo poo

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Was CL really conceptualised in the 80s and why were you selected to be the figurehead.

Ask if docusign will use a permissioned chain or public.

I’ll ask user

He learned he needed oracles in order for SAE to function properly.

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Ask if staked tokens will be removed from circulating supply

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>will I get a bruise if I smash a hammer against my face
>does putting your hand in fire feel bad

shit i'm late to party
anyway ask him:
How many people in crypto space are waiting for your oracles?

That was asked in Berlin in the q&a. The web3 event, not the meet-up.

That would be a great question to ask.

Ask him WHY....
Why is it that my patience is getting tired?
When he starts to answer cut him off and say, I'll tell you why myself!
Then say the chainlink website literally says you are partnered with swift. Still no price movement. All these speculated partnerships are just that. The partnerships that have been announced are either worthless or "so important and bigger then people think" but there's still no price movement. You guys cant even tell us whats going on with mainnet even in a low key way, i guess we do know you dont need to say anything to the average joe. We want to believe everything link has to offer but when the practical side of us comes up, its all too good to be true. I mean you dont even have a mainnet at this point, WTF!
Im all in and will hold til zero, it just really fucking blows that my life savings are in this (a whopping 1,200 dollars) and the notion that i dont have what it takes to even get a dishwasher job, my moral is the lowest its ever been in my life. Im not even asking for $1000 eoy, i just need maybe 150 dollars a link to just move out of my parents house ive been living in for 36 years of my life, i just want to feel whats its like to go to your own house and have my own room. Im so fucking tired of being a loser. But I'm hanging with my fellow marines to the end.