>And then he told me he's a "crypto investor"
And then he told me he's a "crypto investor"
Chase Cox
Mason Murphy
I told a first date this recently and she was genuinely interested. I fucked her on the next date.
Sebastian Moore
That's one dumb bitch. Nice job
Hudson Cruz
Same here, met a girl on a party at a friends house told her I owned Bitcoin.
She fucked me on the toilet and took my virginity.
Later on I heard the told other people I am her property and if any lady dares to talk to me she will fuck them up.
Apparently I am now her boyfriend and we are seeing each other.
Guys this is the first time with a woman for me I have no idea what happened, is this what a relationship is suppose to be?
Adrian Cox
Girl troubles? You've come to the right place user. Let me tell you about the jews:
Hudson Rodriguez
based
Kevin Kelly
>Let me tell you about the jews
Cameron Young
>is this what a relationship is suppose to be?
Yes, that is exactly how it is supposed to be. You done good, user
Easton Reyes
remember no condom, tell her how many bitcoins you have. Be sure to give her your private key. You done good.
Jayden Williams
This. Now marry her and make sure she knows about all your assets. It's what love is all about
Ryan Lewis
wew, didnt take long for the larps to come out
Lucas Thompson
All this bagholder COPE
Josiah Sullivan
Only first post is a larp, friendo
Jordan Gomez
That is a coincidence, she is actually Jewish or sort of I am not really sure.
Her mother is from Israel and her father is Jewish but born in Europe.
Thanks, I am pretty happy with her, every time she comes over at my parents she cooks for the whole family.
My parents adore her but they don't know she is Jewish nor do they know that she took my virginity.
She is on birth control taking a pill.
I hope so I guess I don't know.
>I love you guys!
Wyatt Perry
kek
Jason Nguyen
>coincidence
>israelis
Oy vey
Brandon Collins
lol nah, i told you i was new pro wrestler
>*bodyslam*
Logan King
Best post
David Davis
Yes nothing to worry about goy. It's simply a coincidence.
Jose Kelly
>fucked me on the toilet
>her boyfriend
>relationship
wew lad >>/pol when you're ready and opened your turd eye, then you can come back
Benjamin Hernandez
>met a girl on a party at a friends house told her I owned Bitcoin.
>She fucked me on the toilet and took my virginity.
>she is actually Jewish
gee what a shock
Isaiah Kelly
I told a chick I had bitcoin and basically don't work anymore while on coke I bought from the darknet back in late 2015 or early 2016
she didn't understand and I'm still a neet virgin
but at least I have my own house now
Christopher Evans
>jew is after you cryptoshekels
OOOYYYYYY VVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY
Jordan Cook
A cohencidence even
Jaxson Morales
Kek, nice job user.
Hudson Martinez
I saw my brother zcroll past this on some crypto-normie facebook group.