/smg/ - Stock Market General

Don't use a trip when making the thread, it's rude edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Biotech Catalyst Calendar: biopharmcatalyst.com/calendars/fda-calendar

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previously on Stonks Makets Ganral:

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Other urls found in this thread:

warosu.org/biz/thread/S7062830
twitter.com/DeItaOne/status/1082621519128350720
biopharmcatalyst.com/calendars/fda-calendar
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

SHUT UP AND BUY IT NYA

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I added back the Biotech Catalyst Calendar to the OP, it was removed months ago and there was no reason to do it.
In the next thread I realize we should add a section for stock screeners like finviz, and find a better news source to link to than "the fly", which no one here actually uses.
I'm going to go back into the archives and see what the OP looked like a year ago before the unnecessary trimmings

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Buy CX

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If you are in LCI... don't get scared if shorts try to take the price down.. thats when you should buy more and hold higher....

Nikkei green. Futures green. Nothing going crazy with huge ups or downs in Asia. China and Hong Kong are mixed. It seems the volatility has settled for a little bit here.

Futures looking flat... Let's go bears...

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I read this thread from about a year ago
>dynashill
>fighting with big5guy
>trading UVXY with reckless abandon
>still using robinhood
>people unironically buying GE
Brings a tear to my eye
warosu.org/biz/thread/S7062830

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The Top Mexican Cement
Cemex

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Any bearish action will be negated by fed shitpost tomorrow. Tough time to be a bear

you mean to say you were bashing a stock at 6.05 before it made a 60% run to 9.75??

something tells me you still haven't learned how to buy low sell high.......... just.. wow... like really.... fucking.. wow.. i am almost amazed that you are still here considering how retarded you actually are

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Calm down I'm just having some fun
>comfy was wrong
Are you really surprised? You don't need to get worked up about this, go sleepy time

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I think you need to stop posting as if you have a fucking clue about anything.. you don't!! like really.. you killed this thread with your moronic bashing of potentially good trades.. You clearly have no clue how stocks or the market work.... in other words..... Lurk more newfag

You also fucked up a potentially good ALT run after their r/s and the insiders shares were locked up due to rule144.. you fucking retard... like seriously.. kys.. if you wanna say hhurr duurr like anything would've happend... it would have.. you are just to fucking stupid to understand how it works and how your bashing on a stock at the time that was under 10mill mc and had a low trading volume affected the outcome you fucking newb

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and the worst part is.. you didn't even have a bearish position you fucking mong.. just bashing to bash.. wow.. just fucking wow... kys

Any good Udemy courses on day trading or penny stock trading? Normally those courses are like $200 but they're on sale right now for the next 2 days for like $10 i wanna get one but I first want to know if you guys have experience with those and if they're good?

>he unironically believes I was the one who broke ALT
Good night, faggot :^)

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just what i thought.. too fucking stupid to understand.... go deliver some pizzas in a potato field for $9/hr... thats all you will ever amount to....

Holy shit big5. Are you genuinely and unironically implying that comfu's shitposting tanked a penny stock?

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Shorting everything today

Is it too late to buy LCI?

you must be new too.. congradulations.. and yes.. you would be suprised at how much buying power this thread has.. the funny thing is.. i wasn't the one that was pushing the ALT stock some other people were and sometimes it's a good idea to join those people... and comfy blind bashed it like a fucking retard.... there used to be soo many fucking moon shots in this thread before that fucking retard started blind bashing peoples stock picks in here..... If you don't understand how nanocaps trading on low volume works i can see why you too are confused... try not to be new

I don't think so.. i think it's going higher.. then i think it'll have a sharp drop before climbing again.. will probably have a steady climb until there is less than 30% short or until institutional ownership gets below 60%....

>how much buying power this thread has
Do tell

YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKESSSSSS

FUTURES GETTIN' IFFY
SHORTS CATCHIN' THEM A STIFFY
GONNA SMOKE SOME ROCK
PULL OUT MA GLOCK
CAP THE NASDAQ IN THE DICK
BITCH MA WALLET GETTIN THINK

PS namefags get the rope. Nobody will remember you - ever

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*THICK

sorry can't spell I'm black lol ooga booga get dat money ye ye skrrrrt

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>Calm down I'm just having some fun
sorry man.. but some of us here are adults and have bills.. we don't plan on sucking on mommy and daddies tit forever like you... I like to have fun too.. but to be as retarded as you is absurd... you're going to be that guy thats 40 years old still saying "calm down i'm just having some fun" while living in your mommy and daddies basement.. i don't want that.. i want to make some fucking money!! isn't that we are here for? to make money?? if you want to "just have fun" why don't you just go back to /b/ where you belong??

Go back 1.5 years ago

We need a new stickerbitch calander

i have some SPY puts just to protect my ass if shit goes south... looks like /es is losing steam wouldn't be suprised to see some consolidation here until some options expire worthless the next week or so

I haven't bought or sold anything in 18 months

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holy shit, double top forming in dax

We're going to the moon.

Futures foretold.

Die bearscum.

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plz dont do dis to me

bad news are good news again

googl calls boutta print money today

Guys I've got £400 to invest this month, wat do? GALT, LCI? Already have AMD, ATVI, and some money in a fund

wait until wednesday next week

4 hours until my shintel calls get judged by anubis
help

who here getting JUST'd right now?

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Why Wednesday next week?

Just fucking look at the S&P chart dude.
Even i you aren't a TA faggot you should see whats coming
i.e US inflation numbers this friday, brexit vote next week

>big five nigger calling anyone else out
anyone that actually listened to your autistic advice about "muh midteens" and "muh short squeeze" would've lost big last year

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Is chainlink a good investment?

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WOW WOW WOW
EASY NOW!
There is only one true bread!

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If you want to wait 5+ years. Yes.

Guys where does the 10%annual meme come from? If I would've invested in nasdaq or sp500 20yrs ago I would almost double my money, but it wouldn't be close to 10% anually.

I'm a complete noob so no idea what that means. Am reading up on the OP ATM but that'll only get me so far. Explain it to me like I'm a 30 year old who got into a traumatic car crash and my mentality regressed back to that of a 12 year old

I sold half my stock at 7.30 thinking LCI would pull back

Did I fuck up?

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If there is high inflation in the US, the federal reserve will most likely continue with rate hikes, which is bad for the stock market. If the inflation is low however, everybody will rejoice and we will have a golden bullrun. We will know this friday.

Next week the brits are voting on brexit (14-15 january). Their parliament is in deadlock, and they will most likely refuse the deal the EU has given them. This will be bad for the market. Could go the other way though.

What im saying is that right now the future is extraordinarily unclear and depending on what happens you can lose all your money. Waiting a few days to see how it plays out is therefore a reasonable thing to do.

>he doubted the golden bull

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GE going to 20 dollars

Even Soros doubted the Golden Bull and he got the horns

>tfw too poor to register on InteractiveBrokers

What are some other options for buying stocks and precious metals for EU poorfags?

They let you in with $3k if you're 25 and under

How much to realistically make a living off this shit? I think I could do it with 10,000 if I was 6% 4-6% in the green every day

Just registered this week :) Stay poor lmao

You can make a living starting with $1,000 if you're smart and lucky enough.

Degiro
IB doesn't have a minimum deposit, at least not in UK

100k to trade safe, 10k if you know what you're doing 1k for shits n giggles

That makes sense, thank you.

>Spending money when you can learn the tricks for free.

What's IB?

I'm using Hargreaves and Lansdown atm, is that bad?

I wouldn't bother, they're all scammers

Degiro degenerate here, top shut if you want stocks, they don't have all ETFs so I'll be forced to partially move to IB

I'm actually in the UK right now. The website kept telling me I need, like 15k of net assets and 30k of liquid assets just for stocks on a cash account. I don't get it

E-SEARS TO ASK U.S. BANKRUPTCY JUDGE TO LIQUIDATE -SOURCES

twitter.com/DeItaOne/status/1082621519128350720

you can try tastyworks as well. i use it mainly for options tho.

What online broker can you use if you're not in the US or Europe?

REMINDER TO BUY X CALLS BEFORE TRUMPS WALL ANNOUNCEMENT

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Is this place anti-RH now?

I'm in the Caribbean. The last time I tried signing up for Robinhood they said they don't operate in my country.

what's up with that weird capitalization?

Buy coconuts, short cocktails

Interactive Brokers.
There's not much wrong with Hargreaves, it's one of the cheapest in the UK. Fund dealing is free which is cool.
I'm with AJ Bell in the UK but might open an ISA with HL after the tax year is over.

Ideally I'd use Degiro but I don't know how soon they'll operate here after Brexit. So waiting on that

What a hilarious and original post.

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VI? PR? What part of the Caribbean? I signed up while I was living in St. Thomas and have been using RH since it started.

Trinidad.

First

Oof. As far as I know RH is still only usable in select countries.

Heard ya'll have the best carnivals though :^)

I thought it was pretty well established by now that he’s retarded.

Why the fuck am I not in that thread?

Put holding, short having, faggot ass bears on suicide watch once again. Might as well do your family a favor and end it all after shorting the bottom. LMAOOOOOOOOOO

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What’s with fags on here holding onto leveraged etfs for weeks? I was under the impression they were for swing trading and shouldn’t be held long. This another case of biz being full of idiots who don’t actually know what they’re doing or what?

What's the pay for when Trump has his talk tonight? I think he ends the government shutdown and then calls a national emergency in order to build the wall. How will the market react if that happens? I think getting this right at the end of today is going to be pretty big.

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>This another case of biz being full of idiots who don’t actually know what they’re doing or what?
I think you've hit the nail on the head.

I don't know. Pretty sure it's market neutral unless we get a war or we get a deal with China.

Trump tweeted this morning "things are going well" but he might have just said that in order to have a bigly green day ahead of his talk tonight.

kek at that pic

Yeah, when I see posts about buying and holding shit like TQQQ it sobers me up and reminds me of where I am. EVERYONE here has absolutely no idea what they're talking about. Rule #1 of Jow Forums is to never listen to Jow Forums.

Why didn't you buy SESN? You could have been rich!

>I added back the Biotech Catalyst Calendar to the OP

based
you forgot to format it like

Biotech Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/calendars/fda-calendar

like literally everything else in the OP, tho

>I was under the impression they were for swing trading and shouldn’t be held long.

This is especially the case for 3x leveraged ETFs like TQQQ/SQQQ
2x leveraged ETFs are better to hold, though, they can handle more volatility without getting liquidated and decay less over time

>no one is buying x calls

prepare to get dabbed on

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it's just mostly just Comfy trying to justify his decision to make a tdameritrade account because he wanted a """""real broker"""""

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Shit, I dunno if I'll make it in time from UK

i-is the federal Reserve going to calm down now?

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Yeah I'll get in at open, we're going to moon, unless Orange man made deal to get steel for wall from China, or Orange man comes clean and says he's been lying to the American people. There are no bad Mexicans trying to come across our southern boarder. The ones coming into this country are their nicest, most educated, and just want to be Americans.

I don't get it... He had a broker that wasn't charging him commissions and decided it would be for the best if he paid commissions to a Canadian owned company. No wonder the guy holds TQQQ long term, he's actually retarded.

>Markets already up 1% before open
This can't be good.......

something feels off today

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