How do I make money on the internet?

I'm new to Jow Forums and I don't see a wiki so I'm hoping I can get some legitimate answers instead of getting memed on because this is actually crucial to me and I'm willing to put forth every effort in order to be successful.

So what do I do? I have $1000 dollars and not much else. Do I go into cryptocurrency and if so how do I get started? Do I invest in something else? Do I start a dropshipping business? Please only serious answers.

I'm bothering you guys because I know you won't try to sell me shit. Any advice is appreciated.

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I just read today about dropshipping. Margins are low and unless you can automate process, its not worth it.

You could start, youtube channel, instagram account, twitter followers. (Celebrity), but you need alot of charisma for it.

Maybe figure out a niche to buy/sell something that amazon cant sell as cheap or as good as you.

Get a job faggot

honestly this, you are going to put in a lot more work than you get out of it....just get a job.

invest in memecoins and pray it will moon(it wont)

im a college student. i plan on dedicating all of my free time this semester seeing if i can make an income on the internet and if its worth dropping out.

buy link and gtfo

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all in on NKN and you will have 10k by the end of the month

though a bundle of sticks makes a mighty faggot, homosexuals are only a small minority. suck is LINK. how'd that 1k eoy thing go?

Become a girl (male) and start a twitch channel.

where do i learn about this as a complete beginner

Buy btc on cuckbase and send to binance, buy link there. BTW you don't need to do any research, Jow Forums has that covered. Just buy it.

dont fall for the link meme

i just set up coinbase. what do i invest in and how much?

Put all ur cash into bitcoin

i dont believe you

very carefully

>I'm bothering you guys because I know you won't try to sell me shit

Why would you think this? I won't sell you shit because I don't care about you but these other idiots will sell you all the garbage they've bought. First rule of crypto: It's a zero sum game. For me to make $100, I need you to lose $100. As soon as your stupid ass understands that, you will begin to understand why there's really no reason for anyone to help you other than for their own gain.

hire a few chink/pajeet programmers/artists and make degenerate porn games; furries, etc.
not only do you get to enjoy the experience of essentially having slaves draw furry art for 15hrs a day, you can make good money out of it too.

kneepads + webcam

This.

I’ve been in crypto since 2015 and I recommend anyone getting in now to ensure they’ve got some money in eth/btc. Personally I’m ETH heavy and holding for a minimum of 5 years. I’ll sell some when eth hits 5k (inevitable imho in the next 5 years).

Other good investments include xrp. Don’t ignore the bizFUD as there’s always good points being made but DYOR and you’ll hopefully (!) realise how big it is.

Also put some money in link. I was late to the game and the memes are a sobering reminder that you may be investing in something due to the cult following but regardless, the price will definitely appreciate.

Personal investments for myself include AMB (I’m a doctor and am drawn to the medical and pharmaceutical applications), XLM, OMG, ICX, VET, REQ (don’t ask) and my high risk coins which I am willing to lose include ETN, ARY and probably REQ.

Finally lurk more as there’s some really smart people here on biz among the bullshit. I’ve made some good investments based on some of the discussions I’ve witnessed.

PS don’t send any funds to your exchange using the Coinbase app. As a Coinbase user, you have access to Coinbase pro where you can load your wallet for free and then send to the exchanges of your choice for free. Stick to binance to start off with. All the best.

based amblet. but sad to see reddit spacing. fucking faggot

thanks a lot man i saved your post to have as reference. with 1000 in the bank how much should i invest in bitcoin as a first timer?

nice shill post, probably a bot

Well study more faggot or get internships

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explain more about this

Personally I’d recommend 400 in bitcoin, 400 in ETH, 100 in link to start with. That will grow. The rest is up to you. If you’re not looking to swing trade XRP is a no brainer for the future. I believe this is a good basis to your first portfolio.

This is what my portfolio consists of. It’s a fact. My (defensive) justification was not meant to be a shill.

Yes I used spacing. It makes things easier to read. I’m really sad it makes you feel sad.

Hope you’re ok hun.

sounds good. if im using coinbase to buy what should i use as my wallet?

sorry for being a brainlet im just now getting into this

Coinbase and Coinbase pro will be your wallets for now. I’d personally recommend a hardware wallet (ledger nano) but save up for that. Also if you’re in college, make sure you finish and get an education. You need money to invest. Don’t try and get rich quick. I have money to play with because my day job pays well. If I fuck up with my investments, it’s all good because I’ve got a fallback.

Also look at the stock market, investment funds, ETFs and the beauty of compounding. Don’t put all your proverbial eggs into crypto. Diversify and spread your investments. Being rich and wealth are different concepts. Enjoy the journey and work on yourself. If you think money will make you happier, it won’t if you’re inherently sad or have unrealistic expectations. My advice which I wish I followed is to respect any gains. I hit 6 figures in December 2016 and didn’t cash some of my investments out because I got too greedy. I learnt that lesson hard.

Is this what newfags look like

Use the money to get tits installed in Thailand, as well as some hormones. Become a Twitch thot(trap) & reap the $$$ by flashing your cleavage while streaming Fortnite.