>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
did you just take out a loan to triple your position?
how do I purchase this meme? Last time I looked at it, it was a dot com bubble pump and dump. This time I might pick up 10 units or what ever.
Isaiah Robinson
noob question, is after-hours trading wonky? My sim's been tracking AMD around 20$ but now it's hovering at 19 and I can't find the gap or the decrease, did my platform just ignore the normal trading hours? thanks lads
David Clark
the material makes me feel uncomfortable try these out, it allows for cool air circulation throughout your balls and asshole
Hunter Cox
Fuck your fake money greasy lazy neet
Gavin Baker
Nobody wears underwear anymore.
Adrian Richardson
WHY THE FUCK DID I SELL MBOT THIS MORNING.
EVERY TIME I SELL SOMETHING IT MOONS FOR NO FUCKING REASON
1k suicide insurance, 10k to make it. >buy btc from coinbase >withdraw to btc wallet >send btc to binance >buy LINK/BTC Pair >Place order 5-10% lower than market >withdraw 10k link to paper wallet or ledger nano s, whichever makes you comfy >wait 1-2 years >???? >profit god speed boomer man
>noob question, is after-hours trading wonky? yes, always >My sim's been tracking AMD around 20$ but now it's hovering at 19 and I can't find the gap or the decrease, did my platform just ignore the normal trading hours? depends on the platform
I got $1,100 BTC from the $1000 I bought in my Jewbase right now, that's pretty cool. So how do I send it to binance?
James Watson
thanks based thief's guild assassin, I have calls in both SPY and AMD were green all day and now are deep red due to the aforementioned after-hours shenanigans
Here is swing ta for the hanes underoos outfit. The good is that it bounced off the first of the two possible lower trend lines of falling channel. Bad is that it's firmly in said falling channel. Certainly contrarian swing tradeable I think. Be prepared to take profit at 18.50-19 bucks or thereabouts.
That is because stacks require at least some capital (which 90% of population does not have, in murica most millenals have actually negative net worth), and slight interest in financial markets and personal financial planning, which eliminates another 90%. So you will have natural shitpost/super donkey filters at some basic degree
"And on that day, user's autism level grew two fold!"
Zachary Johnson
boxer briefs are nice for when you want to avoid the gay/low sperm count briefs give you, but also want to avoid the sound of your balls slapping your thighs as you walk that you get with boxers
plus with no hole in the front you dont get your penis scratched by a zipper if you sit wrong
Whats better use of money in your 20s, dumping it into the stock market or saving up cash to put a solid down payment on a well priced home in an area you enjoy living in/can rent it out later on in
Austin Myers
this
Angel Gutierrez
yea I can spend the entire day shit posting in a thread dedicated to zog controlled meme president
>were gettin the hell outta Syria and Afghanistan!
two seconds later
>naah just kidding
not to mention >BASED BLACK CUM! >BEN SHAPIRO IS BASED! >CIVIC NATIONALISM!
no thanks bro, I'll stick to Jow Forums
Justin White
I'll consider buying some if I can find them in a color other than eye searing neon green and purple.
Caleb Garcia
>We don't wife up short positions as you shouldn't, at least in the long term there are no successful long term bears for a reason, the markets naturally tend towards bullishness as the economy expands over time
>only playing one side my tripfag name is "Pendulum", ffs I know the markets will naturally cycle between periods of expansion and contraction and that both are opportunities to profit if you're in the right things I do think the market is late cycle and that a period of contraction is coming, but I don't think that period is here yet Also bears were obnoxious as fuck during the Q4 2018 correction, and I want to annoy them just as much until the actual bear market comes
Easton Kelly
>somehow equating "having hobbies" with "daily shitposting" was there autism syrup on the floor where you were dropped as a baby?
>the migatard lashes out as you expose him YIKES....it's ok bro, let's chant miga together MIGA! MIGA! more aid for israel! AWOOOOOOOOOOO! there...happy?
stocks, withdraw as soon as the housing market crashes, and buy a house
then continue getting more stocks while resting confidently knowing theres no way your house will decrease any further (unless gentrification)
also stocks are exponentially more liquid than a house, and you dont want to be stuck with a bad house purchase in your 20's, your 20's is the best time to move and reset your life when things go bad, and a huge illiquid asset (house) will drag you down if you experience any negative surprises in life
a house is something you settle down in once you have life figured out, not something to get when you are a total newb at life
>buy a bunch of cloth dye >drench bright boxers >??? >profit
also who gives a fuck what color your underwear is? the only way someone is going to see it is if they are already ready to fugg anyways
He attacks the lowest hanging fruit and they make him seem like he's this profound free thinker that isn't afraid of anything...until you mention Israel. That's the problem I have with these dudes.
Jaxon Stewart
how much of a brainlet do you have to be to consider screencapping difficult despite being tech-saavy"enough to use Jow Forums
i thought gentrification means all the whites move in, which is going to make prices go UP?
where i live i can get a 3 bed safe house for 150k easily, but i am a bit concenred about being stuck with a mortgage/trying to rent it out if i move out of the area
it sucks dumping rent somewhere where i dont get any of the money back in the form of equity, but money liquidity and adapability to moving/life DOES have significant value, which is indeed why i havent bought yet
also i live in fucking Missouri so i'd really like to move elsewhere anyways
Cameron Jackson
Yeah this stock apparently likes to violently dump every once in a while. The gap down sell off back on August 1st was nasty business.
What, you mean, bru... caitlyn jenner? Those two are her daughters
Christopher Carter
You the canadian tire dude from yesterday?
Ian Wilson
any leafs here got into wealthsimple trade's beta app? only thinking of using it for CAD stocks until they can hold USD
Anthony Gonzalez
Yeah he does pick low hanging fruit. I dunno I guess they've put his show on in place of Micheal Savage so I dunno, you're right though what he was from what I was listening to last night wasn't really insightful at all,.
Jacob Lopez
yessum
Juan Wright
I used to think posting screens of my portfolio was besting all the fags, but then I realized no one responds when you're so clearly winning.
Hunter Bennett
I'm 24 and figure by 30 I will have generated roughly 100k in investment assets which would be generating ~5k/yr in passive income by 30 using boomer dividend strategies.
I live very frugally so I think about is as weighing a 1.5k/month mortgage commitment versus paying 900/month on rent, which is offset to 484/month if you weigh the passive income against it.
People who say real estate is an investment for wealth appreciation neglect to mention that you only get the full benefit of this if you pay in full. If you're taking a mortgage you're sacrificing a good chunk of the appreciated value of the property up front in the form of interest payments.
I am confident that keeping an extra 1k in cash flow per month which can be added to my investment portfolio will put me in a better position than liquidating most of my positions for a downpayment and limiting my ability to take up new positions. But a lot of that depends on real estate prices where you live and how cheaply you can rent/commute.
they see it anyways, all that matters is that the proof is there
Jayden Reed
BASED! and FAGGOT PILLED!
David Reed
Cool you made my company half a million today. thanks
David Jones
>namefags think they will be remembered after posting on an anonymous Machurian cooking forum Sorry but this board is strictly for sharing strategies on losing with internet meme money gambling. Saged
>i thought gentrification means all the whites move in, which is going to make prices go UP? ok, whatever the word for "the local methadone clinic moved in" or "((ethnic minority)) floods the area whatever the word is for when property prices in the entire neighborhood falls
>where i live i can get a 3 bed safe house for 150k easily, but i am a bit concenred about being stuck with a mortgage/trying to rent it out if i move out of the area yes, it can be a huge drain, unless you will be happy staying put for 30 years or more
>it sucks dumping rent somewhere where i dont get any of the money back in the form of equity, but money liquidity and adapability to moving/life DOES have significant value, which is indeed why i havent bought yet renting can be a money saver compared to buying, but it all depends on the market conditions, and local area rent can be cheaper than property tax + missed opportunities though
>also i live in fucking Missouri so i'd really like to move elsewhere anyways nice, i have family from Tarkio! (and some in Rockport too i think) my grandpa was from there (he moved away after WWII ended)
but also, i know how boring it can be out there (from visiting a few times)
You seem very similar to me, do you have email or Steam by chance? I spent all of last year figuring out my financial future as well and came up with similar numbers to you, i also have at minimum $1k and up to 1500 a month 'extra' that Im trying to decide what to do with, thats my decision between dumping it into stocks or saving for a down payment/locking in a mortgage
my numbers are different than yours a bit, i currently pay 760 for rent/water/trash plus 100 in electricity, and i can get a 150k house easily which would be about a 750 mortgage plus then say 150 electric and 1-2% of house costs in maintenance annually, plus various insurance and such
if you know the area at all I actually live in Lees Summit, a 90%+ white suburb of Kansas City. Prices though are much cheaper here than the other white suburbs which is what is making me look at buying, but ive always lived in Missouri/Kansas my entire life and want to move at some point
so no, i dont want to be here for 30 years lol, buying as much index funds as I can monthly might simply be the best strategy for me
Dominic Hernandez
If you're adding money continually i think you'd really benefit from putting money into bond funds for the moment and waiting until a crash to start putting into dividend stocks and bluechips. Pic related.
Besides the fact that a bond fund will preserve the value of your money they also perform really well during a recession due to falling yields kicking up prices.
Easy to hedge with a TIPS fund, in that scenario. Gold is an ok hedge against crisis, but it's not as reliable as bonds since it doesn't earn interest.
Ethan Nguyen
I personally currently own about $20k in index funds, and buy between $1k-1500 monthly. SPY, QQQ, QLD, SSO. I'm more or less 1.5x leveraged in both the Chadaq and SP500, and own 0 bonds of any kind. Im only 25 so Im willing to take the long term risk, looking to finish working completely by 45.
Is that chart only reinvesting divvys is that what its saying? How does cost averaging down during recessions compare? I would anticipate during big crashes thats actually more valuable long term even if it hurts in the short term, could end up getting some REALLY cheap index funds throughout this year if we go full bear market and lose another 25% before switching bull again
William Martinez
He's right though.
Gabriel Parker
>if you know the area at all I actually live in Lees Summit, a 90%+ white suburb of Kansas City. Prices though are much cheaper here than the other white suburbs which is what is making me look at buying, but ive always lived in Missouri/Kansas my entire life and want to move at some point i dont, besides the top corner, the Iowa border, and been to St Louis once
but being from Michigan, everything west of chicago all the way to Tarkio seemed the same, flat with occasional hills, corn, and more corn
and ive heard Kansas is even worse to drive through ( I cant imagine anyplace worse to drive through though)
>>so no, i dont want to be here for 30 years then stocks are absolutely the way to go, as it can take a few years to sell a house after youve bought one (2 years to buy + 3 years to sell, means 5 years at a house minimum easily) remember, theres no garuantee that someone will buy a house if youre willing to sell it, even if you want to sell it at a loss
ive heard a good rule of thumb is only buy a house if you want to live there for 30 years or more, but im only 26, so idk how true it is
Yield curve is the most basic kind of market signal here, being more defensive while late cycle is just common sense. If you think we've somehow fixed the instability of capitalism, you're in for something else.
Isaiah Lewis
hey rabbi swindle any goyim today?
Brandon Hughes
You're the one timing the market. Instability is a far bigger issue for you than it is for me.
Well in a time scale of twenty years you're odds are better but still not perfect. The real average returns for stocks for the past twenty years have been pretty poor in historical terms.
The chart's green line is just reinvesting dividends. I'm still working on setting up a way to check cost averaging through continual regular payments that are equivalent in real terms.
Nathan Green
>tfw want trump to declare emergency so wall can be built >stocks will most likely plummet from initial panic should've hedged everything
