Sergey bout to drop the best freestyle of 2019
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Joseph Taylor
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Michael Evans
Stinky linky dumpety doo
Whos gonna buy those shitcoins from you?
Stinky linky dumpedy da
Tom gonser is on the verge of making this shitcoin FLY
stinky linky dumpety doo
all the memes were real and its happening TONIGHT
Robert Williams
youtu.be
>Still the best
Lincoln Howard
ayo
Kevin Hall
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Justin Collins
Sergey?
Evan Wilson
heh.
newfag
Bentley Parker
is this dude talkin to himself
kek
Evan Fisher
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, bags are empty
There's vomit on his keyboard already, Monster Energy
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop FUD, but he keeps on forgettin'
Link won’t go down, the Jow Forums crowd goes so loud
He types “Link is shit”, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, Link marines jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes parity
Oh, there’s green candles, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his last chance is crypto
It don't matter, he's dumb, he knows that, and he's broke
He's no stack cos he chose, to swing trade on his phone, that's when its
Back to discord again yo, this whole faggotry
He better hit his buy in and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself from the discord, you edgelord
You own Link, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to hold
The singularity comes once in a lifetime, yo
Landon Perez
IM ABOUTTA END A MILLION CAREERS!
>CHAIN GAAAANG
The names Nazarov
Dont confuse me for Mr. Gorbachov
Talk that shit in front of me?
You'll answer to this Makarov
Oracles to my left
Operators to the right
Me and my stinky niggas gonna be rocking the house tonight
*drops mic*
Ryder Ramirez
I got 2 thirds of the supply.
Super duper size,
Working with the circumcised,
Rory cook the lies
They think we work with docusign.
Really I'm just focused on these burgers and these fries.
"Burban on the side!"
Suburban white guy.
Satoshi all time high.
Cozy in my flannel
Toasty talking with my guy.
That's on the 23rd.
That's a promise can't deny.
I got Thomas on the line.
Carson Kelly
OH SHIT FIRE
Julian Ward
Ugghhh
2019 is the year for Link
I don’t give a flying fuck what you think
Mainnet releasing around the bend
Normies be screeching “Lambo when?”
My decentralized oracles are quite the flare
Better buy now or you’ll be in despair.
Check these digits oh please oh my.
And don’t forget 1000 EOY
Caleb Gutierrez
yo GIMME that damn mic
FIRST OFF skelly back the fuck up
you got your finger stuck up your nose
and the mempool equally clogged up
transactions won't close cause your networks jacked up
he tried to open his wallet but the parity's hacked bruh!
your price target's too low, eth fees are too high
$1000 eoy and that's if BTC don't rise
gimme a big mac and a side of large fries
super-size
and let me introduce you to your savior,
the names Jason Parser and my endpoints regulate contractual behavior
ETH network is a stepping stone to my endgame playa
and when the oracles light up you say good night like a prayer
Ethan Thompson
The devil went down to biz, he was looking for some link to steal.
He was in a bind, rent was behind and they were coming for his wheels.
He saw a young man running a node and staking it hot,
He jumped up in a new bread and said boy let me tell you what.
I bet you didnt know, im a link marine too.
If you care to take a dare Ill make a bet with you.
You got a pretty good blockfolio boy but give the devil his due
Ill bet a lambo of gold against your LINK my bags are better for you.
Adam Bell
Forgiven.
Robert Bennett
Forgot to add pic of CharLINK Daniels
Logan Carter
Checked and basedpilled
Brandon Hughes
*beat starts playing*
ayo ayo hol up
Oraclize you one point failure
my decentralized oracles fuck your grandma
I DDOS your servers while
you beg Vitalik for exposure
he compares me to Toyota
you are as trans as IOTA
I silence niggas with NDAs
Steve is tall he plays for the NBA
hes running the nodes running the code
posting the toads while your idea implodes
NEETS compare me to jobs and Gates
they compare you to niggers and AIDS
your memes suck, your project is aborted
I go back and get the couchsurfing hotties sorted
*drops mic*
Anthony Cook
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, bags are heavy
big mac sauce on his flannel already, his weight is deadly
He's nervous, on his Surface Pro streams ed edd and eddy
he's not calm and he keeps forgetting
what he wrote down biz screams oh so loud
nobodys seen him months, he just won't come out
He's chokin how, nolinkers is jokin now
The clock's run out, times up, over BLAOW!
Snap back to reality, oh theres pink wojaky
and Oh there goes rory he knows his kids black
but he won't give up on him that easy no
he won't have it he knows all of biz will need ropes
it don't matter
Sergeys dope, he knows that, he aint broke
he's so stacked that he knows
when he goes back to his home in russia that's when it's
back to the lab again yo, lets exit scam again
He wont ever capture the moment, they all pass him
yo
You better noose yourself from token,
the moment you owned it you should have market sold
you only get one knot do not miss your chance to go
Or you'll end up in the psych ward with the REQlets yo
Oliver Roberts
fucking kek
Alexander Hernandez
Legals done, mainnet here
Thats how we already know, winners here
My dawg would prolly do it for a single Mac
That's just all he know, he don't know nothin' else
I tried to show'em... yeah
I tried to node'em... yeah, yeah
EOY with the check n roll
Young LaSerge, he's in sickO mOde
Parker Bailey
Holy fuck this bear market really fucking with our heads boys.
We all got waaaay too much time on our hands.
Noah Martin
My Name is Sir G and I don't like /BIZ
When they post Big Macks it makes me JIZZ
I have stinky feet - it ain't no joke
But I'm rich as fuck - that's how I COPE
I may be gay -- I JUST don't know
Those Jow Forums THOTS -- don't make me grow
Sometimes i chub - it ain't no lie
when i see a shemale - i get butterflies
spaking about butter... it's really neat
you lube an ass... and then you EAT
WHEN THAT ASS IS CLEAN YOU'RE NOT DONE
OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND TAKE THAT SCHLONG
FUCK NOW I'M HORNY - LET'S GO EAT
I'LL EAT SOME BIG MACKS - YOU EAT MY FEET
OKAY NOW MUNCHIN - THE SAUCE IS GOOD
I'M EXPERENCIN' A REVELATION - IT'S TOO MUCH FOOD
OKAY LET'S HIT THE ROAD, IT'S TIME TO CODE
JUST GONNA SLAPDASH DOWN SOME CODE, FOR THAT CHAINLINK NODE
Ian Barnes
STAAAANKKK GAAAAAANG
In the spot, blow 50 grand, shit, 100 grand
Shit, to McDonald's I'm a runnin' man, fuck a taco grande.
I'ma poo poo while I handstand, she a fan, man
Need the grugs, I'm the fat man, I'm the FAT man
I roll up, I'm gon' be loaded, stupid, and node operatin' stupid
Brought a knife, I brought a toilet, stupid, I really do this
If Vitalik dun do it then you know I'll make him shoot it and I'ma prove it
Back, back, don't be movin', stupid, or I'ma eat it (frog)
Dicky stiffy, uh, keeps my linkies stinky, uh
Gotta pee pee, uh, let it all drip on muh Jonny, uh
He a scammer, uh, gonna fuck his lyin mouther, uh
Bust then I leave him, uh, french fries ya i need em, uh
Get back, kickback, gonna make my money back, uh
Rip that, take that, swing that, lose that, uh
1k hit, where your clothes at? Uh
Stank Gang 'bout that Linky, fin-act, uh
Brayden Roberts
uh
can't touch us
ha haaa
number 1
we going all the way to the btc
the eth
and
the xrp
cyeah
Check it
I got big macs ya
I got big stack ya
I got thousands of neets with my pictya
line em up ya
with my soldiers
I got thousands of neets with my pictya
now I'm riding and dining with my home boys
million dollar cribs just the start yo
trillion dollar markets just the start ya
I got rory and crew we bout to own ya
I got big macs ya
I got big stack ya
I got thousands of neets with my pictya
line em up ya
with my soldiers
I got thousands of neets with my pictya
Ethan Watson
IM ABOUT TO BREAK!!!!
James Fisher
checked. wrote this for you, OP.
>*AHEM* hello. is this mic on? *TINK TINKy*
>won’t even sell when Janet Yellen dead-in-a-ditch stinky.
>bought the FUD when the streets wuz red heaping
>with the blood of Wojaks screamin’ till they heads wuz pinky
>now muh ducks in a row like oh so NEETly
>and Jow Forums is the place where all muh fuckin freaks be
>like “nigga don’t sleep or you’ll be weepy”
>like normies at the water cooler plebbit-tier drinking
>like bro
>they don’t know ‘bout the LINKies
>too late
>SINGULARITY CROSS YOUR EYES IN A BLINKY
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