GF makes me shave my legs

>shaving legs
Homosexual spotted.

If you just workup a sweat, the saltiness should work just as well. No need to be wasteful and pour a whole spoonful of salt onto your sock. But maybe you’re just rich enough to not care?

This is sad folks!

Here’s a great Lifehack (please don’t spread it, I can’t afford to lose this source of nutrients): if you live near construction sites, go raid the port o johns in the morning after the Mexican workers have made their “morning move.” It is best when the John is unchanged so that the fecal matter is above water (the chemicals seem safe to ingest anyway). Mexicans seem to have a high corn diet and you will ALWAYS find at least a whole bowl of perfect corn kernels with this method. The smell can be rough, but shit, this has saved me in a pinch more times than I can count.

>have to save money on groceries
>try canned tuna, pretty good
>I guess
>try canned meats
>tastes like literal dog food
>think I might as well try actual dog food
>this is what I've been reduced to
>when moon? when lambo?

Im unironically pissing in a bottle and drink it afterwards. That way i dont have to pay for water.

I even make tea with it sometimes (it tastes not so bad)

3rd world shitter here. wtf are you idiots doing. Just steal if things are that bad. Nobody's gonna suspect some white nerds gonna jump them. You have an advantage.

That’s why we prefer not to import you untouchables...

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Whatever just keep drinking piss then...

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