Why the fuck is the AUDUSD rising?

Ausfag also here, our property market is finally starting to shake and you can see the media and "experts" panicking so hard it's hilarious. The front page of my local news has been desperate boomers shouting "our local market is immune to the crash don't panic" for like 2 weeks straight now. I hope we go full great depression tier, fuck this country.

These dudes are correct, Australians are unironically the most cucked by our government and media, our people are 50/50 split on cuckery but the ones that aren't are fucking dopes and too lazy to do anything so the government and media just keep assfucking them with the support of the other 50%, the "urbanites". Our media is full on state propaganda and we have no alternatives, no conservative source that even vaguely pretends not to be. This country is unironically more of a prison colony than it was centuries ago.

I came here to say this. Cant wait for the crash desu famalamadingdong. Now, im off to collect some cane toads for 10c a pop

Just remember to join your local nazi group before the crash not after, that way you won't accidentally get the rope.

noted!

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We probably had more freedom pre federation than we do now.

Representative democracy isn't what it's made out to be. It's really just oligarchs who subvert the will of the people.

the australian government just banned encryption and i'd be amazed if 5% of the population is aware. of the tiny % that is aware (and more to the point, the even smaller % that actually give a shit), i'd be astonished if a third of them disagreed with it. australia is doomed. the government could slide anything by the people at this point because no one would know or care.

australians are blissfully ignorant. why would you put up a fuss when you unironically believe 95% of what's on TV?

the middle class in australia need a big shake up for anything to happen.

Euro has been going down since the banks opened

I think they should have a plebiscite for everything...
Direct democracy is more fun.
Also Combine voting with blockchain tech so no voter fraud can occur.

Vote on every topic.

Its just your metadata, this wont be a slippery slope. Ooops we need everything now sorry....but its cos we need surveillance of terrorists, its for your safety. Oh hey, we are going to let in more refugees, but its ok, cos we can spy on them. Surely none of them will go crazy and stab people in the city, or drive over children on bourke st. If they do, we will totally read it on whatsapp first

Oh wait...how about mid royal commission, as multiple of the big 4 banks were identified as being part of a criminal cartel, the government made cash payments of over $10,000 illegal. So you have to use a bank for those payments

Oh and these cops have semi auto rifles available in case of an emergency on new years but don't worry we don't think something will occur.

There are no african youth gangs, (because they only affect the western suburbs). Did we mention we are lucky enough to help more refugees

>Did we mention we are lucky enough to help more refugees
Unless they're south african of course!

Do you know how before the 2008 crash the prices of bonds were going up even though more subprime mortgages were going bad. It's like that. Someone is dumping their bags right now.

White people can't be refugees you alt right biggot

>aus media
It's a joke run by some elite circle jerks brainwashing normies more than elsewhere on earth.

Oh oh, got another one.
Bail in laws. Hahaha, banks can take our money to bail themselves out. Weeeeee

>third of them disagreed with it
US will recover from crash and other developed countries. But Australia is enjoying a long economic honeymoon and blissfully unprepared to take on upcoming recession. The root issue that will go unaddressed is - because of prolonged honeymoon and mining/real-estate boom cycles Aussi have not given much important to meritocracy. From top government down to employee levels I haven't seen more 'misfit' candidates in any other countries/economies. Because labor market aberrations are massive / economic complexity is below fucking Kazkhastan and Banks are neck-deep in real-estate loans / malpractices, it will be interesting time for Australia for next 5-7 years.

atlas.media.mit.edu/en/rankings/country/eci/

Prediction: With a busted China, new mining boom will occur with shifting demographic of another Asian giant - India. So short-term fucked, but long term hopefully another mining boom driven by construction and urban consumption of India can save us.

I'm glad there are so many woke Australians on Jow Forums. When shit goes full SHTF we will use our crypto riches to fund a new state together, I believe it. Until then, accelerationism, the decline is inevitable, let's make it happen sooner.

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>new state
Let's start with one island at a time

baka.com.au/business/companies/cryptocurrency-behind-great-keppel-island-s-300-million-resurrection-20180903-p501ip.html

baka.com.au/business/companies/cryptocurrency-behind-great-keppel-island-s-300-million-resurrection-20180903-p501ip.html

Gotta dodge that wordfilter bro.

I just want to leave user. I want to be a refugee from this faggot country

please shit in our streets pajeet!